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>>34604168
HAHA WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA FUCK MY BODY PILLOW CHAD?
HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>34604168
are you crazy? get out of my house

>>34604168

lol, no.

i'd shoot him with my .12 gauge

yes, I regret it because he won't leave me alone and I realized after fooling around with him that I'm not attracted to him

No I don't have friends. I sometimes fap to the thought of me and a good friend from school double teaming some random slut

>>34604165
Who is this girl? name?

>>34604112
What's going on friendo?

I'm here if you need to vent

>>34604147
I tried to take on more in life than I could handle and got burned for it. I don't want to say more than that, but I don't think I'll be able to live happily anymore. Tomorrow I'm going to end my life and leave this pain behind me.

>>34604200
>I'm going to end my life and leave this pain behind me.

That really saddens me to hear, I hope you find happiness in any form

>>34604077
Why do you care about their feelings?

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>>34604077

death is only one of many steps you experience in this universe. upon death you will be returned from whence you came.

maybe you'll get another shot here on earth. maybe this is it and when the earth's atmosphere takes a shit and the solar winds strip earth of everything; you'll be returned to near elemental matter and scattered into space. who knows.

>>34604077
>tfw no imperial russian qt

>>34604066
Probably this.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph564d0558cb52f

Someone posted a webm of this on /gif/ and it scared me a little but at the same time I came really fucking hard.

POV and Redheads are my fetish. Knives, not so much.

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>>34604066
>tfw cursed with a degenerate fetish

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>>34604066
Just a few minutes ago I blew my load to loli centaur toilet porn

Trades nigger.

They are all dumbfuck normies

>>34603969
the stem meme is actually a meme. there are more degrees than there are jobs, especially in certain sciences like physics. engineering fairs a little better but not much.

do not do stem unless you're actually interested in it or have connections or plan on making connections through your university staff and friends. and if you're not doing stem there's really no reason to be in uni in the first place

I have all four fully grown in. I do not feel any wiser.

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>>34603977
you have ascended beyond the need for intelligence, fellow godbrother

I can only hope to follow in your footsteps

>tfw not intelligent enough to be unintelligent

I had my bottom two removed and there was fucking smoke coming out of my mouth. Dentist had to drill into my jaw to get one out. Top two were like baby teeth though

I'm un draftable
send the chads

>>34603879
>tfw heart problems

looks like I can't go to war! :)

>tfw your gf cucks you with Chad McSenatorsson while you are in the trenches on Taiwan

>Craft a life out of this song

The fuck does that even mean?

>>34604096

I don't know, just get the same feelings I do when I hear this song

>>34603877
not sure what you meant by the question but good taste in music op.

>>34603803
60, but he did fuck a pidgeon

>>34603803
They should cast Ralph Fiennes in the biopic.

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>>34603957
Does putting bird seed in your anus and letting a pigeon eat it out really count as "fucking"?

>>34603708
fuck, how did you do it? TELL ME

>>34603718
I basically got a condom, put it over my two fingers, worked my to getting my fingers all the way in, and wiggled/thrusted my fingers for like 10 mins until I came so much

I'm shocked people didn't mention how good your asshole feels after doing that. Feels like you took a big dump and makes you relaxed

my theory is mind altering chemicals in the water supply

>>34603723

>found my male frog having sex with another male frog

I'm tired of them putting chemicals in the water the turn the fricken frogs gay

>>34603706
Who cares? If they are ruining their lives why should it apply to you? Is it only because they share some pointless similarities to you? And if white men are as you say becoming more "beta" wouldn't by the basic laws of supply and demand make you more valuable to women?

>gay
>deny my sexuality and continue to live in isolation

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>not gay
>do the same thing
>I like the attention
>actually sad that I can't be gay

Fuck man, I could actually get laid by someone just as desperate if I was. Trust me lads, I've tried. Can't even get it up to godlike artists drawing trap, the Aryan inside me is telling me to impregnate a qt instead.

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>>34603704

>gay
>Deny my sexuality and continue to live in isolation
>Also shitpost

this happens to literally 99% of all girls and highschool romances. Colleges r where they go to slut it up. Don't feel bad, anon. Take advantage of their slutty nature. Get one, give one.

>>34603679
>>Learn she liked me back
how do you do this?

>>34603714
She told me in one of our last conversations we had together.

I'll buy it used.

reading's for faggots

no because I don't care about what he has to say