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Post your ideal girl friend with the template.
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>>37151720
Because I love South East Asian girls, specifically Thai girls.
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>>37151720
jalskdjfalskjgaslhglaksd
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>>37151802
I'm glad mine is ideal for you.

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How common is it for girls to try let their dog lick their pussies?

Fembots with doggos, have you ever considered it, or actually done it? Will dogs try to lick pussies on their own or do you have to teach them?
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>>37151683
My penis is eagerly awaiting a response.
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>>37151683
no and no, that's gross, why would I ever let him do that
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>>37151844
>why would I ever let him do that
sexual gratification I assume

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R.I.P. in peace poor little pupper

I'll never forget you as long as I live
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>>37151631
RIP in peace sweet rita ;_;
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what happened?
also R.I.P.
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>>37151646
thanks anon, good to hear some support

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Sup guys.
I'm a wagecuck at a liquor store.
AMA. I'll do my best to reply as quickly as possible
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>>37151568
Sorry about the pic. I'm posting from my mobile

Orgyinal
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>>37151568

You dealt with any shoplifters? How did it go?
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What drink would you recommend

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BALDBOIS ASSSEEEEEEEEEEEMMBLE

>tfw all these treatments for crown thinning but nothing for us fucked hairline bros

It's 2017, why is this allowed?
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>>37151563
If you still have hair, and it's just thinning, then stop using shampoo. My hair stopped falling out and started thickening once I did that.
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>>37151563
>tfw have the jude law hairline at age 25
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quit being a pussy and shave it like i did

you moaning hairlets are worse than women

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alright lets be honest here im white trash to the "2nd decree". im a little tight on cash but i have a child with my girlfriend whos not in the picture....... I will be selling everything in my shitpartment EXCEPT for the baby. so take a good look take a look around. see if theres anything youd like to buy.

if anything help me put prices on items

trips gets pic of my girlfriends pussy

i will be having a yard sale soon and i will be needing prices
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>>37151544
ill buy the baby
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>>37151685
t. rothbard
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>>37151733
bitchwhat?1

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Yesterday I saw her walking round with her dad. I was waiting for some guy and there she was. I didn't know if it was her at first, but she waved at me and smiled. I did the same. She looked so cute.
The guy arrived and we did the talking we had to for five minutes. I went back on my steps, went through the square and, when I looked sideways, there she was, sitting on a bench with her dad. She waved and smiled at me again, and I left the square taken by the pious bliss of love.
I can't wait to get high and make out again with this slutty Beatrice, the compassionate one who lavishes her beautiful atributes on those who are chosen by her Grace.
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>>37151507
Pedophile detected ?

What did you do to take the attention of little girls and don't get kicked by their parents? Are you dressing like Mickey Mouse?
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>>37152267
She's 21 mane. Walking round with your dad doesn't make you a kid, just a good and merciful human being.
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>>37152554
Walking with her dad at 21 in the park like a little girl? then she must be Mormon or something

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I wish I had some weed right about now.
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>>37151471
Me too anon, me too.
>Ask brother a week ago to pick up for me
>He makes me wait a week, then says "Sorry, smoked your stuff at a party :)"
>Still waiting because I have no other connects
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>>37151471
ill smoke one right now for you anon
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>>37151471
Now this is a nice pee pee for my mee mee collection.

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>Just lift bro
>girls love fit guys
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>>37151453
oh look it's the fags who make everything out of wood
you don't even have the wheel
I sleep on a pile of garbage next to my workshop and I still have a higher standard of living than you
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>>37151453
>Implying i lift for grills

I lift so that I can throw tennis balls further for my doggo.

Also the guy in the image had a really bad shot and clearly just does flat bench/dips.
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>>37151896
This, you're supposed to do it for yourself.

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Harold Shipman edition
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>>37150949
>Landlord visits this week
>Up till 5am cleaning flat
>Flat is extra comfy and clean this weekend though
Sometimes its good to be a good boy
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>>37151200
I have sorted some stuff out since that pic was taken but it's mostly getting rid of the weird stuff I had horded away in the cupboard.
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Harold Shipman once had blackouts preventing him from driving for a period of time.

While he couldn't drive, Primrose would drive him to house calls, allowing him to continue his work

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I'm 30 and I met an 18 year old that's really fun to be with but my friends/family tell me I'm disgusting and a pedo. What do?
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XDXDXXDD XWELWOWOOWOWOW LLELELLELELELELELE
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>>37151131
Tell them to mind their own business and go fuck themselves. Twelve years is a pretty major age gap but if she really is 18 then you're not doing anything wrong.
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when did "pedo" start meaning "non-faggot male"

this is annoying

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>Eye Color
>Hair Color
>Hairstyle
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>Race/Ethnicity
>Skintone
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
>Breasts
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
>Height
>Country
>Age
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive personality qualities
>Your kinks/fetishes
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
>What's your hobby

cont of >>37123380
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>>37151081
Oh boy, here come the "cook him a good meal!" faggots again.

I can hardly fucking wait.
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>>37151081
I hate these fucking threads and I really wish fembot threads didn't exist, you fucking sluts should kill yourselves

but i just wanted to say i really like that picture
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>>37151081
This isn't a job interview for you to masturbate on, you pathetic virgin. Kill yourself.

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it's time for us all to give up on white and asian women as they are all materialistic sluts. there needs to be a mass white male migration to black women. they are true goddesses and need to be worshipped. they got them curves if you know what i'm sayin.
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>>37150962
Enjoy being crushed by ginormous fat legs, OP, while she speak ghetto speak to you.
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>tfw no EXTRA THICC black queen to smother my face with her huge pillowy chocolate ass
It hurts physically
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>>37151212
I know this feel. Black women are queens and it's time us white men start to worship them as they should be.

Do people actually eat pussy? I mean sometimes when I'm horny I'd imagine eating a really pretty girl out, but when I'm in bed with an actual girl, even if she's clean, her pussy smells like something I wouldn't want near my mouth
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Maybe you're gay. Have you tried penis?
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All pussy tastes disgusting
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>>37150930
the first time I ate a girl out I literally gagged, and I tried to conceal it. it might be because she was getting humid down there, but I'm sure not all girls are like that. and an actual clean pussy would be better, especially if the girl is hot.

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> be me, 19
> I have 3 brothers, ages 5, 6, and 9
> 5 and 9 are alright, but 6 is just a bad seed
> 6 was born with a cleft palate and lip, which affected his speech, obviously
> Because of this, when he doesn't get his way, he simply screeches like a goddamn raptor
> doesn't even attempt to tell you why he screeches
> 6 constantly gets into my stepdad's tools and scatters them all over the yard
> constantly gets food and leaves it half-eaten all over the house
> eats pure sugar and pours it all over the kitchen floor
> his eating habits are so bad we literally caught him breaking into our neighbors house to steal snacks
> for years we've spanked him, put him in timeout, even just sat him down and explained to him that what he was doing was wrong
> he even attempted to hang our kitten with a rope from the ceiling fan
> we've caught him feeling up 5 in the crotch area, multiple times; we've punished him accordingly many times, to no avail
> I'm not even sure he's human at this point
> the main thing that separates us from the animals is that we learn from our mistakes
> what do you call someone that literally refuses to learn from said mistakes?
> anybody got some kind of diagnosis for 6? I'm genuinely curious
> he's literally screaming at me as I'm typing this
> he just threw a fucking Harry Potter book at me
> WTF is wrong with him?!
> I'm about 10 seconds from decking this little bastard
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Self bump please someone read this
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Please someone needs to read this please
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Pic of the beast


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