Post your ideal girl friend with the template.
Because I love South East Asian girls, specifically Thai girls.
How common is it for girls to try let their dog lick their pussies?
Fembots with doggos, have you ever considered it, or actually done it? Will dogs try to lick pussies on their own or do you have to teach them?
R.I.P. in peace poor little pupper
I'll never forget you as long as I live
I'm a wagecuck at a liquor store.
AMA. I'll do my best to reply as quickly as possible
You dealt with any shoplifters? How did it go?
>tfw all these treatments for crown thinning but nothing for us fucked hairline bros
It's 2017, why is this allowed?
>tfw have the jude law hairline at age 25
alright lets be honest here im white trash to the "2nd decree". im a little tight on cash but i have a child with my girlfriend whos not in the picture....... I will be selling everything in my shitpartment EXCEPT for the baby. so take a good look take a look around. see if theres anything youd like to buy.
if anything help me put prices on items
trips gets pic of my girlfriends pussy
i will be having a yard sale soon and i will be needing prices
Yesterday I saw her walking round with her dad. I was waiting for some guy and there she was. I didn't know if it was her at first, but she waved at me and smiled. I did the same. She looked so cute.
The guy arrived and we did the talking we had to for five minutes. I went back on my steps, went through the square and, when I looked sideways, there she was, sitting on a bench with her dad. She waved and smiled at me again, and I left the square taken by the pious bliss of love.
I can't wait to get high and make out again with this slutty Beatrice, the compassionate one who lavishes her beautiful atributes on those who are chosen by her Grace.
I wish I had some weed right about now.
Me too anon, me too.
>Ask brother a week ago to pick up for me
>He makes me wait a week, then says "Sorry, smoked your stuff at a party :)"
>Still waiting because I have no other connects
ill smoke one right now for you anon
>Just lift bro
>girls love fit guys
oh look it's the fags who make everything out of wood
you don't even have the wheel
I sleep on a pile of garbage next to my workshop and I still have a higher standard of living than you
Harold Shipman edition
>Landlord visits this week
>Up till 5am cleaning flat
>Flat is extra comfy and clean this weekend though
Sometimes its good to be a good boy
Harold Shipman once had blackouts preventing him from driving for a period of time.
While he couldn't drive, Primrose would drive him to house calls, allowing him to continue his work
I'm 30 and I met an 18 year old that's really fun to be with but my friends/family tell me I'm disgusting and a pedo. What do?
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive personality qualities
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
>What's your hobby
cont of >>37123380
it's time for us all to give up on white and asian women as they are all materialistic sluts. there needs to be a mass white male migration to black women. they are true goddesses and need to be worshipped. they got them curves if you know what i'm sayin.
>tfw no EXTRA THICC black queen to smother my face with her huge pillowy chocolate ass
It hurts physically
Do people actually eat pussy? I mean sometimes when I'm horny I'd imagine eating a really pretty girl out, but when I'm in bed with an actual girl, even if she's clean, her pussy smells like something I wouldn't want near my mouth
the first time I ate a girl out I literally gagged, and I tried to conceal it. it might be because she was getting humid down there, but I'm sure not all girls are like that. and an actual clean pussy would be better, especially if the girl is hot.
> be me, 19
> I have 3 brothers, ages 5, 6, and 9
> 5 and 9 are alright, but 6 is just a bad seed
> 6 was born with a cleft palate and lip, which affected his speech, obviously
> Because of this, when he doesn't get his way, he simply screeches like a goddamn raptor
> doesn't even attempt to tell you why he screeches
> 6 constantly gets into my stepdad's tools and scatters them all over the yard
> constantly gets food and leaves it half-eaten all over the house
> eats pure sugar and pours it all over the kitchen floor
> his eating habits are so bad we literally caught him breaking into our neighbors house to steal snacks
> for years we've spanked him, put him in timeout, even just sat him down and explained to him that what he was doing was wrong
> he even attempted to hang our kitten with a rope from the ceiling fan
> we've caught him feeling up 5 in the crotch area, multiple times; we've punished him accordingly many times, to no avail
> I'm not even sure he's human at this point
> the main thing that separates us from the animals is that we learn from our mistakes
> what do you call someone that literally refuses to learn from said mistakes?
> anybody got some kind of diagnosis for 6? I'm genuinely curious
> he's literally screaming at me as I'm typing this
> he just threw a fucking Harry Potter book at me
> WTF is wrong with him?!
> I'm about 10 seconds from decking this little bastard