Am I still a virgin when I didn't cum during sex?
>>35189504
Nah, but why didn't you cum?
It took me a while my first time because I was on an SSRI, but it still happened eventually.
Do you masturbate too much?
Putting your penis inside a female vagina(no matter for how long) means you are no longer a virgin, anon.
check this double dubs
INGREDIENTS: BREAD TEA (FILTER WATER, LACKING REA SOLID), LEMON JUICE CONCENTRATE, GLUCOSE, TAURR, CITRIC ACID, SODIUM CITRATE, PANAM GINXENG EXTRACT, NATRUAL FLAVORS, MAGNESIUM LACTATE DIGHYDRATE, MONOPATOSSSIUM PHOSPHATE, CALCIUM LACTATE PENTAHYUDRATE, CAFFEINE SUCRALOSE, CONDENTRACTED CONCOUNTE WATER, NICINAMIDE (VIT. B3), salt, D-CALCIUM PANTOTHENATE (VIT. B5), QUERCETIN DIHYDRATE, L0CARNITINETART.
going for dubs yet again, insert secondary clause
>every time I meet a guy I hug them and put my hands on their but
>that way when I meet a girl I can do the same to them and it won't be creepy because "Anon does with everyone!"
Who /fivestepsahead/ here?
if you tried that with me you'd get punched the fuck out
>>35189094
I dont think you will have to worry about being hugged or touched
>>35189094
this tbqh actually family
28 year old hiring manager here to answer any of your work/hiring/experience related questions. Don't argue, I'm just going to give you my perspective and what I look for.
would you hire a mid 20s NEET with no education beyond high school?
Fuck off you cunty little bitch
I have 6 years customer service experience, experience in two different point of sale systems, office experience, and a 90 wpm typing speed but no degree.
>ywn be 12 years old and get married on maplestory again
>>35188723
I want my childhood back anons
>ywn grow up again
>ywn again trundle your way to school on an old bus through the fields of Indiana
>ywn again meet up with your old school friends and play a game of football at recess
>ywn again feel the first stirrings of pure, innocent love staring at a beautiful fourth-grader with long ringlets of dark-brown hair
>ywn again sit in the waning hours of a Midwestern spring day as your father grills up some burgers
>ywn again go on a weekend trip to Indianapolis
>ywn again know the pride of graduating elementary school and enjoy that last perfect field day
>ywn again go to middle school with almost all your same friends because you're from a small town
>ywn again fall in love with a qt3.14 with short blonde hair and hear that she loves you too
Now I'm in college thousands of miles away from everything I loved as a child and I'm fucking alone
It hurts to live
>>35188723
That's a feel I didn't need at 1 am. Yo, joejonasrox, I know you were probably a man but I had fun playing with you and it was nice to think a girl liked me.
I have spent the last 5 years of my life, single, and celibate, ignoring the world and all events
I have spent that time trying to figure out what is the purpose of even living, and if I'm usless, how I can help those around me
Now that I'm done I feel as I should try and answer any questions I can
Do you want them ?
Only 5 years celibate
Your power level is weak
You realize wizards lurk these places yes?
>>35188691
Do you believe in an afterlife
Oregano
>>35188746
It's not my first time
I'm 34 years old, I can only count five years because I got wasted one night and got a Blowey-Joey
And because of that I know I wouldn't ever be a wizard, closest I could be is a monk
I do 60 squats, 50 situps and 40 pushups per day
AMA
why havent you killed yourself yet
unsurprisingly the robot blocked this
>>35188582
situps are useless stop doing them
>>35188648
because it gets better, soon i will be buff and the girls will want me
>>35188721
but i want abs. whats a good home exercise for abs then?
Calling Tsuki or someone who can describe what LFE/Systemspace is I forgot thx in advance
You might want to check out https://systemspace.link/
>>35188475
Thank you for responding. Also, a couple threads ago you mentioned that a timestamp is also needed on the page but I signed up when this wss not required, am I still on the list?
>>35188575
A timestamp is only needed when you wish to get your EID (and you first submitted in a thread) or you wish to sign out. So you're fine!
Yo r9k sucks!
>>35188272
Not as long as I'm around
i'm rarely around
>>35188272
I mean.. you're not really wrong about that I guess.
fascinating bazinga coitus
intriguing zambozzle copulation
interesting bozoonga procreating
>ywn be the size of an ant, living in a cut boy's foreskin on a diet consisting only of his smegma
>>35188188
>cut boy
>foreskin
>cut boy's foreskin
>>35188249
>>35188278
I MEANT CUTE, FUCK!
Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin
Into the futuuurreeeee
I want to fly like an eagle...
>>35188155
abra abra cadabra. I wanna reach out and grab ya
I used to like this song. Now it feels like it's mocking me.
Are beta orbiters who haven't taken the red pill yet the saddest men in existence?
I mean just look at this damn picture. You can tell this guy has total oneitus for this girl, probably daydreams about her all day, jerks off to her specifically more than any other girl, and has imagined himself married to her....he probably spent new years with her to try to make a romantic move....which he was too shy to end up doing....and all for what? For her to label him as a new year's friend.
>>35188117
>even this ugly/average girls have orbiters
You either die a cuck or live long enough to an hero and still die a cuck
Damn OP, you are one presumptuous muthafucka
Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach us how to do VBA on excel
>call 911
officer the niggers are harassing me again, bring the tazers
>>35188057
kek, are you guys in a remedial class or something
Whom's up for depression?
>>35187926
Is that EIiza? or
Bitch I'm depressed in ways you don't even understand.
>>35188212
what's it like to be depressed, anon?