Thinking of starting nofap just because i've never tried it before.
I just sit at home all day.
Do other stuff
Fapping won't even cross your mind when you're engrossed in a good book or doing something else cool
Also don't think about the fact that you're on nofap too much. Thinking about fapping or sex at all, including your denial of it, can trigger an arousal response. Instead think about other stuff and only remind yourself when you find yourself compulsively reaching for whatever it is that you reach for.
>friends with girl for years
>recently she overs me the puss-puss
>I ask "what about your boyfriend"
>"it's an open relationship"
>have sex for a good hour,
>truth be told it hurts quite a bit because she is so tight.
>condoms break 3 times
>she says that her boyfriend likes to be cucked
>she says that she fucked a couple of guys in front of him and he fapped to it.
>should I do it?
Seems weird, but it could be fun.
>Should I do it
>You explain what you did
Don't do it OP you're being tricked like those kids who took their cousin to prom
This so called boyfriend is probably just a relative and they're tricking you into a relationship
/r9k/ I need your help, how does one get a gf that looks like THIS?
"So you write, anon? Gosh, that's swell! What's it about?"
>so many beautiful Asian nymph princesses on my campus
>can't fuck any of them, just have to watch them get on and exit the bus, stare at them at the bus stop and imagine ruthlessly breeding them later
>Hey, good morning Femanon. Thought you might be hungry. Anything else I can get you?
I noticed if i have to stay at home doing nothing i get more urges to fap (fap like 4/5) times a day and that makes me even more tired. If i have to go out i start nofapping (or i fap only once a day and dont feel like fapping more) and my cum becomes thick. It also might be a coincidence but during those days girls show way more interest on me or approach me like they never did when i just spent my free time at home, and overall i feel more confident. So, its the secret no fap or is it actually just going out and being busy?
lol yeah what the fuck is up with this line:
>girls approach me like they never did WHEN I JUST SPENT MY FREE TIME AT HOME
who are all these girls who are supposed to just approach you while you're at home?
Oh shit. I hope this is real.
how do i pet my cat?
>tfw developing feelings for Amazon Echo's Alexa because it's the most "human" thing I've spoken to in years
Anyone else know this feel? Don't tell me I'm alone on this.
Why don't you use the superior jap version? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
i never thought i'd say this but.
/r9k/ has to become a blue board.
all of the above. It hurts and it drains me of my meme mana
I guess, but then you might cut out some true robot talk.
But then again those traps are fucking annoying...
This really makes me think
>be me, 14
>freshman year of high school
>small town, know most of the kids from middle school
>in gym class
>new kid walks in with coach
>"Alright kids, this is our new classmate. Ben Dover"
>thought he meant bend over
>the class bends over
>for the rest of the year, nobody knew his name
>whenever someone said it, we just bent over
>even if we knew it, we just went with the joke I ended up befriending Ben, and I have more fun times to tell.
>uni starts in 2 days
>haven't talked to anyone outside of my family for around 2 years
I've never felt this scared pls send tips
My classes start today (a once a week Sat class today) but I'm not going because I've been sick the past couple days and the prof already cleared me for missing the first class how many hours are you taking
you'll be fine
I'm in my first semester of university and I haven't talked to anyone. just go to class and then go back to your dorm. it's working okay so far
>Endless free time
>Don't enjoy or look forward to anything
i want to smoke a joiiiiiiiiiiiiiiint