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>>35972968
You might wanna vist a priest sometime, get an exorcism just in case.

But honestly... thats kinda hot

>>35972968
I tend to stare at people a lot.

>>35972968
sometimes before i jerk off and i do a little quiver and i don't know what the fuck is wrong with me

the kind of quiver im talking is about is like sorta holding in a pee maybe? i don't know

Xiaoyu shin shin feng shui mao
PANG DAO PANG DAO RIGHT NOW

>>35972967
A hard time. I'm a native speaker but can barely read or write for shit. Good luck mate.

>>35972967
Someone post the pasta about the guy who buys stainless steel from China.

Yeah it's fine. Be there for your friend.

>inb4 someone posts "platonic relationships with women are impossible"
don't project your ineptitude onto others

>>35972965
Post boipucci

original tbhhhhh

>>35973313
Okay good. I just didn't know if it was "allowed"
>>35973415
No

Post face

Oregano my man

There are tons of guys for you to love. But they're not chad, so fuck 'em right?

Fuck off roastie.

>>35972923
it might be hard because you're crippled, chubby and have ugly hair, and you're the kind of person to post on /r9k/

but this is just guessing on my part
and chances are you'll have a bf in a week

>>35972922
Holy shit how the fuck will Chad ever recover

>>35972922

Looks like a giant masculine hulking monster. Girls like that.

>>35973151
girls like me and I'm skinny

>>35972918
assuming you work fast food or retail, you need to find a way out. College isn't for everyone, I would try to see what sorts of financial aid you can find other than loans and work on getting w/e certs you need for a trade. Try to do a bit of research and find out what is in demand in your area. don't limit yourself to hands on trades either, there are plenty of IT certs than can help get you a job

assuming you just got out of high school and haven't worked before, you just get used to it. at the very least I would try to eat healthy, it makes the biggest difference

>>35972918
remember a lot of nice songs sing them in your head
when people talk about annoying things just turn off and count sheep
if shit becomes too tiresome just stop and do something else

at least thats how i survive

You either cope or end up homeless

Your choice

this happened to me yesterday
i told them about a robot and the things they said make me laugh lol there was no mercy oh god

You sound unoriginally insane.

>>35972958
true

you're the problem op, get a fucking grip
you're snooping and you're the fucking creep

http://www.wikihow.com/Stay-Away-from-Friends-Who-Are-Bad-Influences

reminds me of every robot ever

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Oregano spoletano

She-fag detected

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You do realise that this sounds very doubtful lmao

This is /r9k/ after all. People are going to sperg out as soon as they see "girl".

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>>35972818
get a damn chairmat ASAP

>>35973122
Why would I need a chairmat? Its on wooden floors and I never slide around.

>>35972818
That chair is cool as fuck. But the daylight.. disgusting.

Your sick isn't small you fucking asshole. Also, try having psorasis on it.

>>35972859
Can I have a look I think I have it but not sure

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can't relate, not a dicklet

This whole "are traps gay or straight" thing is stupid. It's all a bunch of word games. If you can ONLY use straight or gay to describe what you like, then you have to go with gay because it's a man. But on a spectrum of gayness----where the most gay is two hairy muscular men fucking, traps aren't very high on the spectrum, closer to where the spectrum is crosses over to straight, since you like a mostly female-looking body.

check it out ma (s)he looks like a really pretty girl and the penis is cute and relatable too also did you know that 2D is most easily digested D which makes the wankin effortless

unless you're into real traps in that case you're bisexual at least

Why do you need to? Do you tell your mom every time you masturbate too?

Bump

I think this is part of why I'm a robot. I never learned proper social skills because my parents don't have any. My dad is an awkward beta dork around other people and my mom is a tryhard sycophantic cunt.

Plus I inherited their ugly genes. I never had a chance. They shouldn't have reproduced.

>>35972777
My parents have no friends and don't socialize at all.
They simply work get home and do house chores.
No dreams, no plans no hopes.
Mom reads books, dad watches tv.
They don't even talk much to each other.
They have nothing in common.

They never wanted kids, i was an accident.
Dad is beta sperglord, stubborn and pathetic taught me nothing about life.
He only got with my mom becasue she had no place to go after she run away from home.
No education no future, dad was just horny and had a place to stay.
Mom came from broken home, i heard grandma was really crazy.
But idk maybe she was a dumb roastie, and now covers her back with shitty stories.

They always worked a lot so i was left alone watching tv and playing games and later being online all days.
We have no family here, my grandparents died before i was born.
No uncles, no friends of a family, nothing.

They have no idea how modern world looks like, it's ridiculous.

But they are good people, and mean well.

my father is a total robot, but not like us.
he's never really had any friends, he never leaves the house except to go to smoke or fix something, and he's never had a hobby of any kind. he just reads or watches the news all the time he's not working and i think he really despises 'normies' and the way they think.
but he's also really intimidating and respectable, like a natural leader or something. people shut up when he talks and it isn't out of fear. all the women at his work place and in our extended family really like him too.

he's also my hero. he's the only person i know i can identify with even if we don't really talk all that much. we share all the same interests and opinions and i'd be really happy if i ever was just half the man he is

>>35972769
Women can't be good or bad at sex. All you have is a hole and you sit there like a fish. Your genitials are designed for men, for our pleasure. Hence your hole, and your ability to cum many times and not be satisfied because God made your hole so that us men can be fully satisfied.

>>35972769
Sure, but the second she starts talking about "commitment" (marriage) I'm sneaking out in the middle of the night. Sex is overrated.

>>35972805
I dont think thats true. What if you have some really weird fetishes that most girls fins disgusting but then you find this one girl whos into It, would you date her?

>>35972755
>Does it count as cheating?

didn't read but i can already tell you yea, later bitch

>>35972755
>> All in all, I ended up giving his best friend a footjob while he was away.

Why? I think the answer to whether it was cheating will become obvious when you think about your motivation in doing so.

>>35972755
If you need to ask, yes.

>>35972713
Bump.

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>>35972713
Bump.

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>>35972713
Bump.

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