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I'd try to take a picture of him in his underwears early morning or quick sneak in inside the bathroom when he goes there to pee
maybe ask if he'd let me pee with him with our pants dropped on the floor

I have 2 older sisters and they were both ueber Staceys and married ueber Chads and now little stacy/chad kids.

I'm retarded ugly insane unhealthy and a total disaster in pretty much every way.

It has really made me think.

>>38346221
Ya. I'm a fembot.

>>38346240
Then would you care to provide us with some proof?

>>38346263
Why the fuck would she when proof can get her banned...unless she just posts her voice.

>>38346210
If you are into him and want to have sex with him, then you, anon, are not straight. You are GAY!

>>38346245
not really

its just a one-time thing desu

>>38346195
I was in a library and some guy dropped a 50. I tapped him and let him know. He was chad so idk why I did.

>>38346318
Why would a Chad be in a library?

>>38346341
>Why would a Chad be in a library?
Why not?

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>>38500032
The thumbnail makes her look like a female version of Odo from ds9

>>38500134
it weirdly does
that it this is now a poorly pixelated porn thread where we try and work out what star trek character is visible

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>>38500032
WHITE BOI
WHITE BOI
WHATCHU GONNA DO
WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN HE COMES FOR YOUR GF

>>38500026
They would stop talking to me.

>>38500026
"Wow, you're even more pissed off on the internet than you are in real life?"

They will probably be very dissapointed and shocked and then disown me

Like 5 years old maybe if I still have the knowledge I do now

>>38346235
This.
If I can keep my memory then I'd act like some fortune teller that can see the future, but only tell a small group of wealthy people (charging them for my visions) so that my actions don't change the future and I make lots of money.

>>38346170
Summer before secondary school, aged 10. Specifically the summer because I'd make my mother buy the good version of the school uniform that everyone had, instead of the autistic winter version that only me and one other spacker had.

>>38346277
Be careful. If it happened to you, chances are you're not the only one it happened to. Meaning the intelligence services will be on the look out for child psychics like you

>>38346166
Would you like to be my discord friend?

Where ya from fampai?

>>38346166
Here is an advise


Dont befriend weebs, they are retarded

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>in the car with my brothers and my 5 year old nephew on the way to a safari park
>on the motorway, just chilling looking out the window
>we're going slowly because of traffic
>suddenly see a fucking dead guy in the middle of the road in the lane next to us
>his head is split open like a fucking watermelon
>pools of blood
>people are already tending to him but the ambulance isn't there yet
>we keep driving

I think I went into momentary shock, like I kind of numb feeling. It felt like an out of body experience and not in a good way. Luckily my nephew didn't see.

>>38500162
How old were you when it happened, pussy?

>>38500215
It was last year so 18. Sorry I don't see dead bodies on the daily Muhammed

Don't worry, I do this too with every girl I like. Only difference is they approach me and I sperg out.

>>38346163
This happens to me every fucking time, I can't take it anymore. She's 4 years younger than me.

>>38346123
Just don't get your dick cut off

No, but if shit gets to the point where I can get gibs from organizations or the government for being a trans "woman", then I have no problem declaring myself as trans on paper just to get those gibs. I can always make my pronouns your typical male pronouns and say my "gender expression" is male and go about with my everyday life. Nobody can question me or they will be transphobic. At some point gender will be nothing more than a legal loophole that can be exploited for monetary gain by wealthy businessmen.

>>38346123
Just crossdress if you're doing it all for fun and not to alleviate anything

What position are you getting promoted to? Can't you just refuse the honor?

At my last job, they just paid me the same amount as the guys in the position above mine. Not sure what it meant but i left

>>38346089
Nah, just means you are now a deligator. No work for you when you make everyone else do it. The secret is to do just enough to let them know you are working, but not so much as to actually do their job.

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>>38346056
having a daughter is the ultimate form of cuckoldry

>>38346056
Turn her back to christ.

eliza looks great here. she looks like a normal fun loving teenager