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ITT: autistic ways of getting motivated

little witch academia actually made me regain some confidence in myself
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But have you watched Lovelive yet?
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>play some vidya
>it makes me feel better and believe that I can over-excel at something irl
>stop
>few hours later it stops working and go back to vidya
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JUST watch that video

Foolish Ape Podcast Episode 2 is up!

https://youtu.be/-MEmRE8moro
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>>38302042
why are you making these? just wondering

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What should i expect from this?
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>>38301976
tires
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>>38301996
but are they sexy tires
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A massage place right beside a strip club? What do you think?

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>movie protagonist fights villain
>both of them start bleeding from the mouth

can this meme stop?
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>>38301924
would atleast make sense if they get hit in the lungs or other esophagus related part, but yeah overused
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>>38301924
When you get punched in the face, the inside of your mouth will typically get cut by your teeth. Then you'll have blood in your mouth.

It's a defense mechanism. You can then spit that blood at your foe, infecting them with whatever diseases you may carry before making your swift escape.
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>>38302082
This.
Also you've never had your nose broken OP, you end up with a lot of blood in your mouth.

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Hey anons, why don't you knock on this thread and tell me how many people you've had sex with. I promise you i'll keep it to myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg
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>tfw your son will have sex before you

He just left with his girlfriend to go to some party, and said he'll sleep there.
Meanwhile, my wife still isn't ready to start a new sexual relationship after her last husband abused her, even though its been eleven years.

It feels really weird. What do I do here? I am thinking of talking to her about it tonight.
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>>38301880
you have to remember than women think with their heats first, she doesnt "feel" good anymore, so try to make her "feel" special

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what do you guys put on your pizza? (yes i know pizza is for kids butt fuck it)

i get onion tomato and bacon
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>>38490128
Mushroom, bacon, jalapenos usually
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>>38490128
Usually Pepperoni.
When I go all out the american way I put Pepperoni or Bacon, sausage bits, peppers and onions.
People who put corn pizza should be told to leave.
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>double olives
>double cheese
>light sauce
>sprinkling of oregano
>double fresh anchovies (after it's cooked)

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>mom goes away for week and just asks me to make sure I take my supplements
>miss three doses because my memory's shit
>feel really guilty
>need to take 4 doses over the next 2 hours to make up for it
>feel bad headrush and bad nausea only halfway through
the night time dose alone is enough to make me puke if I don't eat. I can't eat because my maintenance is 1800calories and I'm trying to diet. How the fuck do I finish second half? I won't let myself eat till they're all down
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diarrhea incoming

I wish someone would just murder me already ;_;

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>when you identify that thin skinned janny that issues bans and warnings for bullshit reasons to people who disagrees with his posts.
>tfw it's the third time today and you realize that he has no life and probably is here all day posting.
>tfw you were kinda annoyed at his pettiness but you realize that he surely has a miserable life and that is an uplifting feeling for you
>tfw you're gonna keep finding him in other threads and whenever you find him you'll smile knowing that outside his internet feud he is a nobody in real life who thinks about killing himself every single day.

I am watching you, and the mere thought that someone as pathetic as you exists makes me chuckle heartily.
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>>38490121
Got to keep the audience interested.
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>>38490135
>fpbp
Literally a last ditch effort to stay relevant.
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Because you keep clicking on them.
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its just the graduation of an attention whore

Holy shit. I think I'm growing empathy. I was watching the documentary The Bridge I really understood what this one guy was feeling, without ever having felt it with such intensity as he did, but I could FEEL his pain. Before I would have experienced the pain of other people's lives as a mere drama playing out before my eyes, something not to be taken seriously. Now I BECOME them.
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Good for you, I suppose?

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>give gf 100$ because she was out of money
>said she will pay me back, agree.
>week later, still hasn't paid me back and thinks because we are together she doesn't have to pay me back now

i want my money back
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>>38490085
Well then anon you should ask her for your money back!
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>>38490085
>gf

why are you here again?
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>>38490085

You should go on Judge Judy.

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>Chad hasn't updated his Facebook in two years
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Are you a good fighter /r9k?

Also list disciplines
Karate
Judo
Boxing
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>>38490065
I'm an awesome fighter if the fight doesn't last longer than 5 minutes. After that I get too puffed. Luckily pretty much nobody can take 5 minutes of getting pounded on by a 260lb fat guy so I'm usually gtg.
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Decent enough I suppose.


punching with full force
art of the cop kick
hitting a nigga in the head with a rock
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I'd say I'm average to okay; somewhere in the 5-7/10 area. I have 10yrs under my belt of martial arts but the last 4 of those has been focused on instructing so I'm admittedly rusty on the actual fighting side but against the majority of idiots who start shit I can ride on muscle memory and reactions.

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>when you realize all your social problems are worth it because the alternative would be the brutality of nature
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the brutality of nature is completely intact merely abstracted within the social network

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