Why haven't you bought a bed waifu?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mTSKP9LShT4
>>38275810
Her voice gives me chills. Fuck man
>>38275810
>internet of things
Enjoy your botnet, faggot
Is there any freelancing site that is not full of pajeets trying to steal my money?
Please help, I'm trying to make money.
>>38275736
If you want to make good money you need to have an education in something unfortunately, if you had a degree in Web design you could work from hope for average pay.
Sorry to say any where you go people are only there to make a buck off of you.
My favorite youtuber make a book called the triflers (by mumkey jones) and he self published it and is getting a bunch of success
http://www.lulu.com/us/en/shop/mumkey-jones/the-triflers/paperback/product-23021400.html
>you will never be able to cum as much like horses
;_;
>>38275597
I really wish there were videos of girls actually being mounted and cummed into by horses. I'm tired of the girls lazily laying there and rubbing the shaft with the tip in her vagina. Most of the time the cum doesn't even go in
>>38275614
that'd tear them in twain though
I wish I could cum so much that if I came in a girl's ass it would flood her entire digestive system and pour from her mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q55Jz2X9tWc
how do you guys feel about these kinds of vids
>>38275588
Good advice and 2 things I learned from this video.
1. Apparently I currently have no dreams or aspirations
2.People judge you by your backpacks.
But I'd say it's a commendable video for those who actually want to change. For people who would rather use their suffering and misgivings as a talking point, I don't think it will help them.
>>38275588
>says not to put others down
>says some people look like losers
what a dumb little fuckin troglodyte
>>38275588
Why was there a commercial for a backpack halfway through the video?
And those "stylish" backpacks can fuck off, I have two 17" laptops to carry along with chargers, notebooks and lunch. I'll stick with my nerdy backpack, thanks.
As to how to not be a loser, the solution is to be attractive. I happen to know a complete failure in life-drug addicted ex-convict that lives with his mother-that's has a wife and kids because he's attractive. He's not a real "loser".
No matter what you do,or where you go,you will always be mr. Shekelbergs pawn. A gate way to some plan,a passage to more gold. He has been long dead but his ambitious nature is so fierce that it has willed him to not only have a spirit but to also manifest it into an immortal being that haunts this very earth. You are his products,and his customers use you as cheap rags and pots,throwing you out as they please. Grow up,and stop thinking you are important.
Oh hi, didn't notice you there, wagecuck. Are you getting ready for another round of slav- I mean work? I think I will take your girl out for a spin in my lambo. I hope you don't mind wagie. Now, chop chop, get that report ready for Mrs Noseberg!
I had sex with a girl and the condom fell off, didn't notice for a few seconds, this is now 2 month ago and I didn't notice any signs of an STD, should I still get tested?
Is there an expert on daytrading here?
How do you even start it? Where do you have to open an account? Do I go to the NASDAQ website and do it there? Or are there websites where you can trade on various other markets too? What about forex exchange? Where do you do that?
Also, I'm from Europe, can I trade with American company stocks or can I only trade with local companies (which are pretty much worthless anyway).
Also, how do I pay taxes? Do I even have to? Especially when I'm trading with American stocks in Europe? Will my government one day show up at my door and demand I pay them something?
I just really don't know how it works.
I had a demo account on eToro for a month a few years ago and I literally doubled my initial capital, so I want to do it with real money now. I could choose eToro of course but I heard they tend to fuck with you when you try to get your money out.
What are some safe and trustworthy websites?
I just realized I should post it on /biz/, but whatever. I'm a neet robot.
Oh, just visited /biz/ for the first time in years. Literally every other thread is about retarded bitcoin and the likes. Smfh
>small dick like pathetically small
>fat overweight
>neckbeard
>virgin over 25
is there any fixing this shit or am I fucked forever.
>>38275352
>lose weight
>shave
welp it's too hard bros better give up
>fix overweight first
>shave neckbear upstairs AND downstairs
>suddenly dick not so pathetic
>suddenly virgin not anymore
It starts with one thing.
>>38275376
>having to make an effort in order to improve
there's a reason we're here anon
>the year is 2357
>a normal high school in mega district 13.4F
>sex Ed class
>teacher: "so we all know about the great reproductive catastrophe of the early 21st century, high achieving STEM men sexually selected against, the 80/20 rule exacerbated by earlier incarnations of the Internet, declining birth rates, declining marriage rates and the sexual promiscuity of young women." It took a lot of work and suffering to get to where we are today and we should never take it for granted."
>pupil: "but teacher, how did things change?"
>"well little Borflik that's a great question and we have here a special guest to explain."
>say hello to Mr. Anon class
>"heeeelo Misteeer anooooooon."
What do you say?
>>38275302
>"You might find it hard to believe, but there was once a time when anyone who thought eugenics was a good idea was seen as a monster. That all began to change when China implemented its One Designer Child policy, which penalized anyone who didn't have at least one child who was produced in a geno-selection facility. Over the decades the country's test scores began to skyrocket and it was fast becoming the global center for innovation, forcing other countries to abandon their resistance to eugenics and begin programs of their own. Then came the Gene Wars of 2070.."
>tfw no loretta lynn gf
Fells bad nigga.
Its ok,you are all too young to know who she is anyways. Fucking summer fags.
is adachi honorary a Thot Patrol?
>>38275109
>someone hasn't seen the full range of who he is
Spoiler: he's a nice guy deep down after a bit and his usual antics people love him for are a mask he wears to protect himself from shit becauses he's not strong enough to deal with shit on his own.
How do you robots feel when you (and if you) "achieve" sometthing good by yourselves (no luck involved), this is, "when hard work pays"? Do you feel fulfillment or do you feel nothing at all?
>Finally passing a failed university subject at the fourth attempt (having failed the previous three attempts) with a 6/10. You need 5/10 in order to pass
>Not feeling even happy or content. Just feel I deserve to be eliminated and not to be allowed through the university door ever again
>Parents congratulate me for passing the exam but I just feel like an undeserving piece of crap
I know this is a shitty example, but how do you feel when you finally achieve something?
>inb4 non-NEET asshole who feel for the university meme get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you can swap your shrimp dick for a king size whopper
***but***
you can't get an erection and your benis is always the same size (you can still cum)
wot do?
>>38275063
There's really no difference, woman don't want a shrimp dick and just as equally don't want a limp dick
I hate my life. I cannot function as a normal person and I am 22. I cannot cook, every attempt at it, I end up becoming very frustrated as cooking is something I find stressful. This leads to me feeling lethargic. I cannot get a good night's rest, I work my ass off for 12 hours then get home tired at 12am then immediately go to sleep. I then wake up at 4am unable to go back to sleep and then have to sleep for another 5 hours which throws whatever I have planned for the day down the shitter since I have to go to work at 3 on the days I work half days.
I have no friends, every person I try to reach out that is friendly to me is only met with the realization that I am their 'back up' friend, someone to bullshit with when no one else is around. I noticed that I am growing more and more cynical of people, distancing myself from others to avoid this again and again.
I am just an unhappy person, people say "it gets better!" but all this repeat negative feedback makes for a life not worth living. I have nobody to help me, I have nothing. Someday I'm going to blow my face off with a fucking shotgun because then, I will be able to sleep. Fuck this shit.
>>38275059
It's easy to learn how to cook, anon. Just watch some youtube videos and follow every step exactly. Eventually you'll start to be able to make your own dishes.
The rest of it, yeah, that sucks. Not being able to sleep can ruin a person.
>>38275059
I think your best shot is when you change jobs/move house/ join something new like karate, mimic what they're doing and how they react to things and try just a lil bit to blend in with them. Make them think you're a happy completely normal person. Then when you socialise with them it'll get easier.