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>wife

You gay or something faggot

That would ruin all the timings and destroy the food

>>39500642
Wanting shit like this is why you're still a virgin. No women wants to be a housewife, they never have, and no women wants to fuck unless they're good and ready for it.

Watch the cartoons instead.
That's not a joke they are actually better and tell the story closer to the way that's Comics went.

>>39500604
BvS is one of the worst pieces of shit I have ever seen, and I have seen some shit movies.

Be a big guy and watch TDKR.

>>39500604
>BvS was awful
>don't know what tdkr means

You're a fucking faggot you flopping bender

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Semen stains the mountaintops

Originalo

>>39500572
Im learning communist daughter on guitar senpai

When I almost got ran over by a car and my dad fucked me up with his belt.

I have a few but they're all relatively insignificant.

Some carnie employee yelling at me when I was in a bumper car because I was too small to reach the foot pedals

His screaming (probably just shouting because of all the noise but it freaked me out), the other big kids slamming their cars into mine, it wasn't very pleasant

fucking degenerate with a nose ring smoking mind numbing garbage.

c-can you suck my dick plez

>>39500560
Shes married so I'd try it then rape her, when she gets pregnant her and her husband have to deal with it and my seed gets carried on

I'm biased as a man but I think in a committed relationship such as marriage a dynamic such as that seems appropriate. However it would be a bad idea in a relationship that is still in its courtship stage.

>>39500527
it's a dumb idea because the wording implies that women possess sex and dole it out
rather than the reality being that sex is a mutual activity arising between two or more people

>>39500607
"A woman should have sex with her man whenever he wants it."

Better?

Eh, I'll jump over, go on then

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someone please explain to me why I like cut up anime grills

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Posting in this one tbqh

>>39500426

Guess what anon...

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Prepare to feel

and for awesome music

>>39500426
STUPID GUN!

>>39500405
It should be illegaI

I don't really care as long as they don't make themselves look like clowns.

There should be a requirement to post the ingredients of makeup and strict standards of what chemicals are allowed within makeup.

Yes
Hard enough to hurt but not hard enough to do permanent damage.

>>39500404
Depends on the friend, but probably without hesitation and full force.

>>39500404
Kick him anywhere but the balls instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly_3MjVZGco

heas autistic as fuck you can tell only by his look anyways. dont wanna start talking about his interviews. He leaves his house and makes millions even tho he is an sperglord.

Favorite of mine.

https://youtu.be/DUrE_J4OTyw

Are bronies still a thing?

>>39500548
i can't tell if this is in english or not

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>>39500370
what's she ordering you op?

get the chicken quesadea OP

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>>39501569
I just ate it, was good

I had
>Crunchwrap Supreme
>Double Decker Taco
>Chalupa Supreme
>Pintos and Cheese

>oneitis
>waifu

i don't think these terms should be conflated

>>39500424
yeah OP is a retarded newfag
and a furry
and an idiot who creates problems for himself out of imaginary internet bullshit

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>>39500454
i know who your waifu is and i will ballshoot on her internal imagery

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>>39500364
I know that feel, brother.
It's been the same ever since high school, I'll get some kind of responsibility, never actually do it, and then feel like shit after the fact.
It's an endless cycle

>>39500508
exactly, I never follow through with anything, and I'm never committed. people don't wanna be around someone like me. I haven't spoken to anyone other than family for weeks. it's hell.

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>>39501058
Maybe some day we'll break out of the cycle, maybe
Godspeed to you, brother

>>39500297
I usually get 14000 - 18000 on the US only version

also, i just posted a link for this today >>>/pol/39496403

Did I get you hooked on this, or did you already know about it?

I got 13863 on my first try. Worldwide.

>>39500414
hrmm...lets try that again >>39496403