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>tfw will never experience teenage love
>tfw will never explore our bodies together with a girl my age
>tfw kv weeb
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>>38155001
And just think... all you had to do was not be a weeb :(
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>>38155001
>tfw i realize all of this applies to be
>tfw this almost got trips
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>>38155065
>all you had to do was not be a weeb
I wish I would of done that, I didn't even like anime but I still let it ruin my chances at teenage love, that and Jewish movie brain washing.

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How is liking this considered homosexual?
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>>38154974
why is this always the argument? traps are clearly gay, and if you can't see that you're deluded.
but since when was being gay a bad thing? if you want to go and fuck a cute boy then more power too ya, but stop pretending this shit isn't gay
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Because that's a fucking dick
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>>38154974
The fact that if it were a female, you would have 0 interest in it.

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Do you think lack of sex makes men violent? Is this why the progressive sexually liberated hippies were so peaceful?
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some food for thought
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Gonna say the hippies weren't as peaceful as you'd like to believe and attracted a lot of crazy fucking alcoholics
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No.

Men are violent whether they have sex or not.

In fact you probably got way more pussy the more violent you were as of like 200 years ago.

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Post your most anticipated fireworks in this here thread
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>>38154963
>spending your mummybux on fireworks

LAUGHING OUT LOUD FAMILY
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get a load of this faggot participating in 4th of July festivities like a normal American

i'll be in my room watching anime and building display frames for my gundam models out of Lego
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M- 500 ' are trash. It is just like a string of black cats in a toilet paper tube.

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What does /r9k/ have against chestlets?
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>THAT small
Might as well just fuck a trap at that point
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>>38154878
Nothing, I love chestlets.
I like all sizes though, as long as they have a good shape to them, and aren't too big.
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>>38154901
>gay rationalization

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THEY'RE GONNA CLEAN UP YOUR LOOKS!
WITH ALL THE LIES IN THE BOOKS!
TO MAKE A CITIZEN OUT OF YOU!
BECAUSE THEY SLEEP WITH A GUN!
AND KEEP AN EYE ON YOU, SON!
SO THEY CAN WATCH ALL THE THINGS YOU DO!

BECAUSE THE DRUGS NEVER WORK!
THEY'RE GONNA GIVE YOU A SMIRK!
'CAUSE THEY GOT METHODS OF KEEPIN' YOU CLEAN!
THEY GONNA RIP UP YOUR HEADS!
YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHREDS!
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE!
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>>38154837
can you have a more normie taste in music?
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>>38154837
I like MCR as much as the next guy, but quit being a faggot.
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>>38155279
>MCR
>normie

They're failed normie/cyborg tier. Normies were into Usher or whatever at the time.

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Bros!

I got turned down by this chick on okcupid

She's cute though - should I still respond with a smart ass reply that'll make her laugh while intriguing her?

Or should I immediately ignore her and pursue my search ?

Pic related. I was telling her an idea that I have for an outdoor adventure

Help bros!
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yes, you should respond with a smart ass reply that'll make her laugh while intriguing her.
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>>38154802
By saying what ?
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>>38154801
You're far too beta for that whore
Move into waters you can actually tread in.
Like cuckdom

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What happened to them, anons?
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>>38154707
What do you mean "what happened" they were the original youtubers for dumb normie teenagers and they pretty much still are except they're like 30 years old now.
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>>38154707
They used to make semi-okay videos. Now they don't and are a bit older, more corporate, and also retarded(er).
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Anthony left

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>it's 4th of july
>27
>on diet
>under 1600 calories right now
>hungry as fuck
>only need 200 more to go to hit my limit
>tfw went to the gym and people are noticing
>still feel like shit
>HKV
>spending most of my days waiting for me to get tired and go to sleep
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Its a holiday.
Go ahead and eat.

Do it for freedom.

You should be thankful you have all this wonderful food to eat.
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Yeah break your diet FOR FREEDOM!
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have a cup of coffee and drink some water, the thing with losing weight is starting to enjoy and even cherish the feeling of hunger otherwise you'll just get back to eating the same way you did before

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>h-h-hey anon what are you doing in my room?
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You fucking whore I just want to fuck you
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>>38154617
>2/10 feet
Get the FUCK out.
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>womeme try to be sexy
>fat
>tattoos
>retarded le funneh face
>still convinced she is being sexy because a hundred beta orbiters will prematurely cream their dirty briefs over cankles and rolls

Have y'all noticed that richer women usually have bigger asses?
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>>38154589
*smaks lips*

let me holla' at chu gurl
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>>38154589
Nope never noticed that, makes me kinda sad tho because I love big booty milfs but I'm just a loser neet
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>>38154589
It's the exact opposite. Where are you even noticing this from?

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I have 7 weeks to live and I have $1100 on me.
What should I do?
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>>38154574
Give us some context on your situation.
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>>38154574
well first off....why do you have only 7 weeks to live? my answer will rely on this
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Buy weed,lots of it

>tfw failed semester
>tfw about to drop out
>tfw lied to parents that I got 3.5 GPA
>tfw they'll recieve letter and calls of my expulsion soon
>tfw
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>>38154537
3.5 isn't even that impressive.

3.3 is the fucking GPAlet cutoff.
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>>38154577
I fucking failed my semester. I am about to drop out. I don't wanna die like this.
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>>38154537
How did you fail an entire semester?
How many classes were you taking?!
The worst I've done was fail a class since I was working 2 jobs and taking 18 credits.
But even then I scraped by with D's and C's, and got my shit together when I stopped working.

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Ask a guy who has just had a girl strip another girl naked in front of him anything
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>>38154459
What's your favorite band?

What's your favorite color?
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>>38154673
My favourite band died a year back or so, but I really like Amazarashi now.

My favourite colour is light blue.
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>>38154459
do you speak any other languages outside english?

$3450
do i belong on this board robots? ima guy
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I'm not adding it up but I've done all of those things. Most of them many many times
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$0
I'm not sure what this is supposed to measure.
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>>38154414
100 dollars. i like to sleep naked and i sleep in class very often


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