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bumppo

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>>34254143
Wow, this Telegram is really good and is filled with quality content. I suggest that everyone join it.

>>34254143
Telegram is for /g/ try something for weeabos like Line

Maybe for u big guy, I edge myself and practice my kegels during most of the video and build up a mammoth load.

>>34254123

I have no idea. I literally download 700 MB porn clips and then watch 2 minutes and close it.

>>34254155

What are you practicing for? Give me a break.

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>>34254102
im a weeb pro back the fuck u niggah

and how is this anyone's business but my own

>>34254102
you know 4chan is a weeb board. If you don't like these topics there are plenty of discussion boards centered around other topics on a website called reddit. You should check it out, I bet you'll find exactly what you're looking for over there.

Blowjobs don't actually feel as good as you imagine.

>>34254069
Exactly. I personally don't like blowjobs, I would cum before even penetrating her

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>>34254000
>>be me, junior in HS years ago
>>move to a new school, start dating this one 8/10 a few weeks in
>>be in physics class one moment, 10 minutes later skip class and have this girl gagging on my dick in her bedroom while she has pigtails
>>broke up with her 3 times over the course of a year
>>fast forward, am sophomore at state uni
>>havent dated/had intercourse in about 3 yrs now, reject girls regularly for sex because I'm dead inside

You cant make this shit up!

>>34253980
Being attracted to feet is fucked up in general.

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>>34253980
kek

what the fuck, OP?

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I'm not kidding god damn it

>>34253961
Stop masturbating to that shit and get your shit in line asshole.

Note to self: stop indulging in erotic hypnosis femdom shit. It's really quite pathetic.

i dont minterman

I can't help it.
I'm a virgin and this somehow makes me feel like I am only allowed to fap to NTR and self insert as the cuck.
I hate it but I can't stop going back to it.

yeah rolex is bro tier

nice

>>34253957

I wear mine when I'm eating mexican food.

>>34254064
what kind man

did you get yours new i bought both of mine second hand lol

>>34253932
I don't understand why you'd want a slow painful humiliating death that can take like 20 years (which at that point you may actually have a will to live).It's not that hard to kill yourself.

AIDS is not a fun way to die

>>34253932
if you take the right drugs your lifespan is not substantially altered by HIV anymore
not that you'd take them but you can probably find a better way to die

That's me with their elbow on the table on the left btw

>>34254050
I'm the OP, don't listen to this faggot, that isn't me.

>>34254356
I'm the guy with the hat

>>34253873
What do you want a gold medal? People want to like different things.

>>34253873
I'm a trap always had gender dysphoria though so I doubt you're missing out on anything.

>>34253873

Yeah, I've noticed that too. I blame Bruce Jenner for telling people that being an abomination is acceptable,

>Hahaha anon, you're just like Sheldon

>>34254066
I'm so glad no one has ever said this to me

>>34253830
i've been compared with tom hiddleston, kms

female likes are as abundant as drowning Syrians in the Mediterranean sea.

One more point before I go / before this thread hits the last page.

The amount of pressure with everything today has just gone past the breaking point.

To be considered a truly successful person do you know all the ridiculous crap you need?

- High-paying job
- Nice house
- Nice car
- In solid loving relationship
- Got some keedz
- Snapchat your friends constantly
- Facebook statuses/pictures get lots of likes, big life updates on facebook get boatloads of likes
- Fit
- Intelligent
- Cultured
- Interesting

... it just doesn't stop.

The pressure you had a long, long time ago was:

- Find habitat, survive there
- Hunt, don't die
- Enjoy food
- Find mate, enjoy life together

>>34253990
How do you know what the pressure was in ancient times, or prehistoric times?
I'm sure there were tribal dynamics with their own pressures, and ways of being successful. Maybe you didn't catch enough wild elk and your father was a laughing stock because he was born with a deformed hand, so you are not allowed to sit at the fire.
Plus, some of the pressures would be just as insurmountable. You think you have to be fit now? Imagine when your worth was almost entirely drawn from being able to hunt and defend. Then a rival tribe comes and steals your women by force. At least chad just gives them the option

dying in your sleep

>>34253814
can you say you've ever witnessed such a thing?
truthfully?

>>34253748
>>34254002
None of us have ever died, so how can we know what the experience immediately preceding it is like? However, I would imagine that some deaths could be devoid of suffering.

>>34253741
>Favorite Artist
Xiu Xiu(consistently)
>Favorite Album
Soft Cell's Non Stop Erotic Cabaret or Coil's The Ape of Naples
>Favorite Song
Sleaford Mods Mcflurry

>Artist
I can't really decide. Atm it's Johnny Horton.
>Album
Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs - Marty Robbins
>Song
The Battle of New Orleans

>>34253741
>Artist
JohnnyNeptune

>Song
R9Kill yourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeLcgrRZqPM

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of...? How are we supposed to post images when we dont know the subject?

here's my contribution for your subject-less thread

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>>34253890
Anything really.

even images like yours, I like it.

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>>34254144
I meant to say a feeling of anything.
happy, comfy, sad, melancholic, surprising, lonely. Images that make you feel insignificant, or a longing for something. Pics that make you want to see the world.

This one is EOD walking towards an explosive.