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>Quickly install messenger to ask my brother something
>Messages start popping up from old friends asking how I've been, etc...
>Too afraid to engage in a conversation because I've achieved nothing this year, and don't want them to find out
Tfw I'm a jobless, slob who sits on his ass all day.
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>>38404627
iktf

>stopped using social media
>haven't chatted with my "friends" in 3 years
>became a fatass
>unemployed
>still have same hobbies
>haven't really "grown up"
>27 in a few months
>virgin
>no gf ever

I just miss people and having interactions with the outside world
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>>38404627
I know this feel desu

My normiebook inbox is literally filled with messages I haven't replied to

I even changed my online status to invisible and stopped liking or commenting on things to avoid answering all these people

hell, they probably think I'm dead or strung out on drugs

but the worst part is I know that even if they knew I was, they probably wouldn't be surprised
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>>38404688
>>38404693
At least we got each other.
Original post.

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I only have two friends which are siblings and they've been my friends since I was a young lad. today I found out that my friend got a black eye from her brother and has been getting physically abused by him for awhile now. She told me everything.
He would kick my ass if I confronted him about it and I don't want to get the police involved because he's also my best friend.
I don't know what to say or do in those scenario... I'm fucked up, guys.
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>>38404625
tell the sister how you feel and that you feel stuck
she might get hurt that you don't immediately protect her but she might understand too
there's probably a reason she hasn't told the cops either
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>>38404625
anon, tap into that rage, that primal rage that fuels that desire i know you have to defend your people

he knows who you and your friends are and spit on you both, his feelings no longer apply
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>>38404656
She was so torn up about it. It was like she almost blamed herself. A few months ago I noticed she had some blemishes on her face, but I assumed it was smeared makeup. She told me it was bruising that she tried to cover up. We've been really close for awhile and I think she doesn't want me to hate her brother because we are also best friends. I'm still at their apartment and it's hard to look him in the eyes.

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She fucked my dad while I played temple run like a beta

God damnit bros
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She was.. really waxed on Xanax or something? I don't know. They were using a ball gag for all I know.
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What are you saying fucking schizo
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>>38404685
My dad had a girl over for a date and took her into the bedroom. She was really out of it on something.

Sorry for bad english

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I have a book recommandation for you all.

It's about a 17yo about to die (no, like REALLY about to die, like he only has half of his organs working) in hospital who swear he is not going to die virgin.

I was really projecting as we and the main character are both in a situation of "time is running out". You will find yourself transformed by his carefree approach of life and you could definitly relate to his sarcastic humour. Then, there is Sylvie... a girl two years younger but with twice the will to live he has and she, too, has sworn she won't die a virgin.

>Tonight, I'm going to order a drink at the pub because I have to try
That is how I felt when I finished the book

Good luck with your life all
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>>38404539
Shill your book somewhere else.
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>>38404539
Post a download link, bruh.
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Also, to everyone who want to say it's like "The Fault in our Stars" pls don't, just don't. One is about two depressed rich teenagers who can walk without their legs shaking and are maybe maybe going to die in a few months. The other is about two teenagers who want to live but are going to die in one month or less anyway.

FIOS : *sob* *sob* I'm going to die... hold me tightly edward (or whatever)
SUTHY : fuck! I want to live... hey missie still wanna get high?

>>38404650
Sorry, not native english speaker here. I have a download link but not in english.

>>38404578
This is why we can't have nice things.

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>be spic
>go to city filled with white people
>don't get social anxiety
>go to city filled with niggers and spics
>get social anxiety

anybody else know these feels?
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>>38404475

no

I get nervous around ghetto nigs but that's not social anxiety, that's common sense
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>>38404475
I live in a city full of black people. It's not bad. I wouldn't go out alone at night though. Seen too many stories about people getting randomly shot or stabbed on the local news.
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>>38404491
>live in white neighborhood
>can do whatever the fuck i want at night
>cut through peoples' property
>never in any danger
>black guy walks through town
>on public roads
>people call police and notify them that a black man is walking through town
>police drive by every few minutes to keep close tabs on him
White America is truly great.

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Anyone think people without some form of autism are the real issue? That they are more deficient from the perspective of an objective alien observer and we are actually superior?

-They care too much about social status
-They care too much about arbitrary social constructs and customs
-They can't specialize and pay attention to obscure interests or tasks

Fucking normies
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Gundam was right
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>>38404697
gundMA? WHO IS THA
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>>38404397
if everyone on this board had autism i could relate to them more and there would be alot less normalfag posting about gfs and wanting relationships making it over all better

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Why do men have such a strong need to destroy purity? So much so that they get upset when they're not the ones destroying it?

I'm talking about virginity if that isn't clear.

Pic sort of related
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>>38404389
so basically you are asking why are men obsessed with purity?
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>>38404389
It's a literal barrier in the path to being a woman but the destruction isn't the problem. It's necessary.

If you choose to have a union with a man and make this big leap, why do you think you should then be able to go to another man and be treated as if you're still looking for a first choice?

You already made a first choice with another man and it didn't work out.
What does all this say about the value you place on the union between a man and a woman?
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>>38404389
Well for me it's so it can be a learning experience for both of us, it's a lot more comforting knowing the other person also has no hands on experience with it.

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Are any of you hebophiles? Can you tell me a bit about your experience? How does it feel to have objectively repulsing impulses? Have you ever acted on them and become a monster or do you repress that shit?
Pedophiles not allowed in, you're not even worth the second thought.
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>>38404377
Falling for Objective morals meme

Be a good goy and leaves the qts to us
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>>38404377
I hate to break it to you OP but if you aren't a hebephile then you're either asexual or have low libido. Sorry :(
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>>38404636
Oh wait I forgot to add, if you're neither of those things and you still think you aren't a hebephile then you're lying to yourself.

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Ask a stoner tranny that blends in with the rest of the normies anything
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>tranny
>blends in with normies

Really activates my almonds
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You dont. You think you do.
Youre seen as a fucktoy or a freak. Youre a degenerate pig.

Let me guess, you play videogames and secretly enjoy chasers too
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How many friends do you have?
Are you actually transitioning?
Are you passable?
Why fuck yourself up on drugs?
If you blend in why are you here?

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>tfw allergic to cats

I want a cat so bad. What do?
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>>38404308
get the scrotum cat
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>>38404308
Quit smoking ciggerrets, it worked for me.
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>>38404391
I don't smoke

>>38404336
I read that they still spread allergens

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Who else here is /chad/ and likes to come here to laugh at these pathetic losers
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>>38404307
I would say i'm alright,don't think poking fun is the way to go though.
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>chad
>coming to r9k to feel good about himself
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I laugh sometimes

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Wouldn't it be great to have a friend like this guy?
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>>38404287
I would help him pick out a suit that fits.
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>>38404287
dont delude yourself.
you could never have a friend like that guy.
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I would love to judge fast food with him.

And see, wearing a suit got him a job making YouTube videos. Dad was right.

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You have twenty (20) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis.
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>>38404256
>say something nice

she probably has better pictures than that.
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>>38404256
She looks like a trashy whore. I would still fuck her ass or let her blow me if she wanted to
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>>38404256
She's got a lot to go around, I guess.

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>blocks your path

"Uncle Anon is a faggy waggy! Hee hee!"

wat do?
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>>38404210
Punch ugly baby, run off.
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*uses for bayonetting practice*
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"Hon did you hear what Jr. called my brother? A faggy waggy! Ha ha!!!!! I don't know where he picked that up, anon, honestly! Hee hee!"

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Are Girlfriends for hire a thing? not an escort or a prostitute but a girl that I can pay to let me experience what its like to have a gf before I die, ie (handholding, kissing, picnics, and sex ofc)
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>>38404209
You're describing an escort, retard.
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>>38404209
Rich people do it all the time
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>>38404225
an escort leaves after an hour or so, im talking long term commitment here,
>>38404241
on a bit of a budget

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