So I just learned that my girlfriend, who beat cancer 2 times, only has a few months to live because the chemo killed her spinal chord and her body is too weak to recieve transplant.
She is the most down to earth person I've ever met, the most invested in all kinf of associations to help people with cancer, and yet she's going to die in her twenties. There is no immanent justice. Life's a fucking joke.
What if she died while you were fucking
That would be epic
>>38248947
And yet Chad is gonna fuck whores, get a good job from nepotism and not have a moment of self awareness in his life
>>38248947
Sorry anon. Damn.
Do you ever spend hours on Youtube watching videos of strangers performing covers of your favorite songs wishing that it was you doing covers with "friends" in front of an audience?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY04piXvCP4
Holland 1945 covers are fun
i posted myself playing a cover of a microphones song once and i got a positive response and i was content enough to never post again
I used to and then I started making my own songs in hopes of someday being the one lonely kids will cover
>tfw no south bay bf
>>38248887
Are you near Santa Cruz?
>>38248887
>tfw no south bay bf
that's me though
long beach anon reporting in
Joey is a pedophile. Not surprised TBQH, he lives in his car
>>38248872
Who the hell even cares?
chop him up and send the pieces back to mexico
>>38248872
Don't have to tell everyone in the neighbourhood that you're on the sex offenders register if you don't live in a neighbourhood.
Would you rather have a semi ok chin but are able to grow a magnificent beard and beautiful hair or would you rather have an A+ chin but can never have facial hair and grow bald in your early 20s?
the second one of course, no amount of beard can hide the fact that you are a chinlet
Magnificent chin. BONE LAW bro, good bones are all that matters.
>>38248834
If you're saying that you get a turkey neck, then sign me up for the bald chiseled look please.
Which would you rather?
A) Fuck a hooker
B) Pay for the returning plane ticket of a girl you met online who you have feelings for who promised to fuck you when you meet.
C) Have a fap and go to sleep
>>38248807
A: sex at the cost of std
B: empty wallet
Both options suck. I guess B, better than having a rotten dick.
>>38248807
>being this desperate for either a or b.
Where to find gf that is not a normalfag?
I only want gf that has good taste in anime and video games.
Preferably she would have some mild autism and be anti-social.
If you made this thread it seems you already have a plan in mind.
Come get 'em ladies. No manipulation here.
>>38248805
Fuck
Off
Normies.
Come back when you have been red pilled on women.
>>38248854
what's r9k's redpill on women?
>tfw girl just drunk texted me that she is in love with me
W-What do I do here robots?
Obvious choice.
>you too
>>38248747
Propose marriage and see what happens.
If she accepts you have to do it
show text so you aint bullshitting
and definitely definitely reply as anon said >>38248755
Anybody ever look at you wrong? I was at a fast food resteraunt, and this Chad looking guy and his little enterouge all gave me weird looks when I walked into the resteraunt. Nobody else did, only them. I got in line behind them, and this fucking piece of shit just kept looking back at me. He looks evil. He looks like a garbage human being. He ought to be killed.
Anybody else get this? I feel like if I told a normie that they wouldn't get it. They think it's okay to look at people wrong. Am I overreacting?
This guy in a car parked out front was looking at me like I had three heads, his mouth slightly ajar. Turns out my fly was unzipped. Again.
Some old lady kept looking at me a couple days ago and I almost flipped her off. I should have. Old cunt.
>>38248722
And how did that make you feel? What if a guy had done it? Would you have felt justified punching the guy?
So realistically, when will 4chan get a parenting board? It's probably coming.
4chaners shouldn't raise kids.
>>38248697
But many 4channers are raising kids already, it's too late to prevent it.
>>38248535
Depends. What are the admins opinion of Stefan Molyneux?
Hey /r9k/ this seems like something I think we can all benefit from, instead of thinking about how much we all hate roasties and all that jazz, Lets think of good ways to spend all that extra dosh, time, and freedom without them.
I'll start
>Buy my Dream Car
>Learn how to cook really good
>Cutting the bullshit and drama out of my life.
>extra dosh
Don't have any.
>extra time
Sleeping.
>extra freedom
Sleeping.
>extra dosh
Don't know what dosh is.
>extra time
Sleeping.
>extra freedom
Sleeping.
>Buy my Dream Car
cars are a turbo-normalfag interest but since you also like cute anime girls i dont know how to regard you
Do you guys have any good memories?
>>38248436
I tried thinking long and hard OP, but I couldn't find any.
>>38248436
When I stayed over at my friends house a while back. It was late at night and we just talked about life. It was nice.
>>38248436
when I was a little kid I pretended to be a wizard and have magic powers.
>hungry for french fries with a meat topping
>sister gets me some fries
>it has shrimp on it
>>38248400
They even peeled off the tails for you, shitlord. Eat the fucking things, what's wrong with you.
>>38248430
Imagine eating french fries with shrimp.
>>38248673
I don't see a problem, I gladly would.
How long until Chris Chan dies too?
holy shit is this real?
What is he gonna do now? How is he gonna survive?
>>38248298
>>38248313
This is original fake news. Got me to check.
>>38248298
>>38248313
It's F A K E N I G G A
Is anyone else proud that /r9k/ transformed 4chan's culture?
This entire site used to be dominated by weirdos. Now, it is dominated by losers like us.
We were the change.
As the weirdos used to say, "Feels good man!"
>>38248280
a little yeah
feels good man, feels good.
Seems like an odd thing to take pride in.
>>38248280
Actually the site is now dominated by normalfags, primarily because of this board
Eat shit op you fucking newfag