>He doesn't use his blanket as masturbation aid/jizz

>His bed isn't a crusty nest of soiled sheets and used tissues

>He doesn't have a cum jar in his NEET lair

Phhh.

>>37597025
I just cum on my shirts desu, all my shirts have probably been cummed on dozens of times by now

I did and I do miss it but when I changed the sheets the mattress was yellow
I live with my mother and I don't want her to see it, so I stopped doing it

>>37597317
I have a foam matress so it blends right in, guess I got lucky kek

>he doesn't just cum on himself and lay there until the jizz dries

>>37597025
I have one way of cumming that I've used for years and I don't wanna change it.

>>37597623
How boring, do you at least use lube?

>>37597800
No I do not use lube.

I just go to the forest and fap there.
No need cleaning/containing.

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>>37597025
>he cleans up his spunk junk

>>37597025
>he doesn't have a cum shirt

>>37597606
This. But I pull my underwear up as well.

>>37597025
That's what foreskin is for anon.

>>37598697
>Has foreskin

Come on buddy we're not running a freakshow, hit the bricks and take your dick cheese with you

>>37598434
So you cum on yourself then pull up your underwear?

Or do you cum on yourself while wearing underwear?