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>>34714810
i wonder if it was just like my chinese cartoons

I think we can all agree on a consensus:

Nice.

>>34714827
>hurrr durrrr

Fuck off

>>34714791
I do. Always suspected it was due to my anxiety and depression coupled with my eating habits.

Sure enough, a couple of months ago I started to be happier and things brightened up. Indigestion got a lot better.

I'm depressed again though, and it's still there. Maybe I'm pinning it on the wrong thing though.

How's your sleeping habit? When mine was fucked up, and I stayed up for long periods, it would fuck my gut.

it's mostly linked to stress and being overweight

>>34714776
How is that possible? Is 4chan turning "shitskin"?

I don't think so, just buttmad libs that were already here.

Being against Trump is too mainstream. So 4chan will stick to Donald for a while.

>>34714727
Bump

Pls help this is a serious question. I heard anchovies help with depression and I really want to know if this is a real thing.

>>34714727
whenever i eat smoked salmon hours later and throughout the day i do definitely feel more calm emotionally less negative thoughts etc it has around 540mg of omega 3 in the amount i eat. i didn't even know it had effects until i started noticing a connection i didnt do pre research is what i mean

>>34714727
this is a /DEENZ/ thread

>>34714694
as a male who is attracted to other males, I find a skinnyfat body attractive

>>34714694
I say we start a kik group for skeletal robots to encourage each other to eat and lift. We can share tips and stats and stuff.

>>34714775
I wish I was skeletal, I'm the gross in-between

>>34714689
Your mom is trying to fug

>>34714689
At least your mom is asking you. Mine have never ever brought it up not my father, not my mother, not my sister.

>>34714689
Because you came out of her, she has a right to know what you do with your life, she's the one who gave it to you after all

>>34714612
Please let me know what your definition of genetically inferior is. If it means what I think it does, then it probably applies to most if not all men.

>>34714612
>need
Citation needed

>>34714643
ugly autistic betas who can't get laid

You getting twilight or general anesthesia?

I had one even worse: they stuck a tube with a camera up my urethra. I was awake and like 14.

Beats when I had a colostomy take down when I had to drink an entire gallon of salty shit to clear out my entire digestive system. Not to mention drinking down several standard red dixie cups of barium when they needed to do scans.

>>34714570
she pushed me down and forced me to kiss her

>Mouth on hers
>Have no idea how to french kiss
>Jammed my tongue sideways into her mouth

>>34714570
trick question. anyone who replies and has a story to tell isnt a robot.

Post descriptions of yourselves and other anons tell you what your stand is.

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>>34714574
>white
>tall
>chad jaw
>quiff
>green eyes
>like robots and insects

>>34714574
>NEET
>watch a lot of anime
>don't like to socialize
>that's it

>>34714460
no

vanier road

No

ravioli ravioli give m originoli

>>34714460
Everyone is already guaranteed to die, retard.

Robot Tip: use a tight rope to kys

Apparently using this shit over an extended period of time can make scarring fade, you know like acne scarring and make it less sever. That plant is supposedly good for your skin.

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>>34714455
hands in the air, fags. post your best thicc bitches or ill complete the forbidden one

>>34714452
>2017
>not watching amateur porn
you really suck at this or you're 17

>>34714481
show me more than two without giant foreheads

>>34714452
>tfw to intelligent to not get a job tantalizing the unwashed masses desire for sexual gratification

>>34714416
no reason. if you dont like productivity in and of itself society has failed ingraining this arbitrary virtue into your mind. look for something else to do with your 80 years.

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i have to be to live no, so shouldn't my goal be to eliminate the need via technology or easy money or what have you?

>>34714440
> 80 years.
pffhahahah

>>34714375
>vowed never to rely on coffee
>take caffeine pills one day for a test
>shit ton of energy to fend off depression by doing mundane shit
>tfw addicted to caffeine because it helps me deal with /cripplingdepression/

>>34714436
>tfw therapist, doctor and parents got extremely angry when I got caffeine pills
The pharmacist even gave me a lecture on the dangers of high doses of caffeine when I bought them.

>>34714375
Drinking coffee right now DESU