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We are creatures of habit. Your habit is most likely being a fucking loser. Tell me in one sentence, what step will you take to change this?
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>>34061567
>Start with the greeks
>SS + GOMAD
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I will not take any steps to change.
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Pic backstory?
Seems comfy and creepy at the same time.

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is getting fully naked during sex a porn meme?
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>>34061510
yes and no

whenever you plan a sex you're generally naked, but most of the time its like fingering through panties, then sex with pants pulled down, maybe pants off and shirts on

its also winter though, in the summer time you wear less in general so its easy and cooler to get all the way nude for sex

hope that answered your question champo
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>>34061510
My gf and i usually get fully naked
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>>34061510
We normally get fully nude.

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I feel so lonely and i want a hug. A big warm hug by someone that cares about me. Please reply with cute anime pics.
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>>34061499
It'll be okay anon.
Here's my cute anime pic, I assume everything is in order?
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Here's your (you) anon

I love yoy
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>>34061499
I also need a hug by a cutie, there is no better feel.
Can't provide you with anime, so here's gondola, look how happy he is even though noone hugs him

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Why do white girls like black guys so damn much?
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>>34061473
because we're generally more out-going, willing to chase after girls aggressively, usually have better style (in their opinion) and are generally more chad-like
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>>34061473
>Why do white girls like black guys so damn much?
"""white"""
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>>34061658
There's something to this, black men are MEN, while most white dudes are nu-male beta cucks brainwashed by feminist ideals.
A black man would actually hit on a woman without worries of social repercussions or a "sexual harassment" charge, while your typical whitey is stuck in his own head worried about the "what ifs" and represses his sexuality just like society conditioned him to.

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I'm one of a kind you'll never find a person like me there's no "robot" identifier because I'm unique.

Btw listen to this
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>>34061443
Is AA your favorite grimes album?
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get the fuck off this board normal
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>>34062837

She's a pop Disney princess in hiding. Yes.

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I'm seeing a lot of people lately disagreeing again with the generally accepted terms of what makes a robot and a cyborg. What do you think the terms mean and what are the requirements?
My opinion:
>Robot
Has no friends since primary school, has never had a gf, date, kiss or sexual experience (hookers don't count)
>Cyborg
A robot that is better at pretending to be normal. Has a few friends that they talk to and may have asked girls out but has never had a gf or anything of the sorts.
>failed normie
Was given every chance in life to be normal but fucked it up because they're worthless human beings. Has had relationships in the past but now considers himself a robot because of his "lifestyle and mindset". In this category are often unironic memelords and dude WEEED LMAO
>normie
Functioning member of society, has friends and relationships on a somewhat regular basis.
>Chad
Basically a handsome, intelligent and likeable normie. Was given everything at birth and has a hard time understanding how someone can not have a girlfriend ever. Contrary to what the 15 year old /b/ posters believe, your highschool bully is not Chad
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Welp, looks like I fit the robot definition...29, no friends since 17, etc
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Further comment; being a NEET has nothing to do with being a robot. There are lots of lazy piece of shit leeches that are normies
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You need at least one or two between cyborg and failed normie

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>tfw finally, unironically growing out of vidya and porn

Now all I have left is sleep
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>>34061411

> Growing out of vidya??
Dude, you sure? If that day would ever come for me, I'd just off myself. Best of luck, friend.
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>>34061466
Not op, but games are no longer fun to me, if I play them I just get bored in 5-10 minutes, even when I start it I'm bored.
I wish this had not have happened
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>>34061480
Same. But I'm glad video games no longer have control of me anymore. It was just an addiction and it held me back so much.

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What were your dreams for life before you realised you were never going to amount to anything?

>I thought I could be a rapper as a teenager so I recorded a mixtape. I remember it now.

Here's one song which I'll take off private EXCLUSIVELY for r9k.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1V76g7s9dc&index=6&list=PLph8oL0lVBffwjuxlDhbrfU64kC4Csifg
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I wanted to watch it you fuckin pussy.
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>>34062507
PS: Wanted to become a lawyer. Do the whole Harvey Spectre thing. Turns out I'm fuckin retarded and only good at manipulating people without feeling bad about it. Dropped out in Year 9 of High School cos I thought the subjects were shit and now I'm a stock trader.
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Always dreamt of becoming a rockstar but never bothered to learn an instrument and can't sing for shit. picked up the guitar half a year ago, the dream isn't dead just yet

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WIR SIND DAS HEER VOM HAKENKREUZ
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>>34061242
DIE FAHNE WEHT NOCH HOEHER ALS DER TOD
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>>34061242
HEBT HOCH DIE ROTEN FAHNEN!
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>>34061242
JA DIE FAHNE IS MEHR ALS DER TOD

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>deaf girl at work told me she can smell my farts
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Is this what constitutes a thread on this shit board?
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Blame the smell on her behind her back to your coworkers
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>ANAHN, AH CAN SMAHL YUOR FAHTS

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Tfw you will never experience being a parent of a missing child.
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will this mystery EVER be solved?
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>>34061181
Bump for high quality thread
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Pretty distinctive mark in the child's eye. Unique even.

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So what happened to him? Do you think he's dead, alive and alone or that she finally woke up out of that coma?
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tfw no one even remembers him here anymore
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I like to think he's jjust dead
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/r9k/ seems to have forgotten him. Quite a shame really, he just died a quiet death

Raven is is dead and there's nothing you can do about it

Is oatposting looked down upon by most people? I've seen a mixed response
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It's a forced, normalfag garbage meme.
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>>34061066
Oat posting is fucking shit
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I dont really care about the meme itself, i just think the art is hilarious

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What is this meme called? I keep seeing reaction images like this and i dont know the character. Please tell me.

>inb4 lurk more

Been lurking for over 2 years and i still have no clue what this character is.
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>>34061007
twitter.com/itdoesnteggs
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Her name is Google-chan and you can find more info about her by fucking Googling it
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Boku No Mokou

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I have no mouth and I must scream

Anybody else know that feel?
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>>34060990
One of best stories I've read. Vidya is pretty good too.
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>>34060990
No. I have a mouth and I could scream. I've got the pain and massive ennui to back it. But I lack the passion to exert anything. Assuming all goes well with the Army situation...it'll be interesting.
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>robot
>Army
Dude you are going to get hazed so hard

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