Ever since I started watching Reviewbrah a couple days ago I have this urge to wear suits. It's pointless and retarded, right?
swoon, he's so dapper
pointless and retarded if you dont wanna get pussy, sure
You're on 4chan. You're already a faggot
Tfw out drinking with some old "friends" of mine.
>spend all their time talking about some bullshit celebrities that no one literally gives a fuck about
>talk about/scroll threw this mobile app "board" called Yodel
>mfw they compare it to 4chan
>"it's just like those internet sites , Anon! You should download it!"
>scroll threw Tinder and talk about how hard they'd want to fuck all the Chads there
>"You seem so lonely Anon! You should try Tinder!"
>constantly try to leech off of my wallet/drinks, since none of these twats have jobs, and aren't interested in getting one
>constantly try to set me up with random Chads at the bar
Why the fuck did I even come here? I wish I was at least drunk. How do I escape this hell hole?
>>38192816
Youre mixing up "threw" and "through"
>how do i escape this hell hole
If you hate it so much just leave, whats the issue here
either you're just a faggot or need to post tits before expecting a serious reply, tard.
also
>2011+6
>saving thumbnails
>shiggy diggy do
>>38192873
Rip I'm not a native speaker, I'm trying.
Idk I'd love to, honestly. But for some shitty reason I can't pick myself up and go. I guess I'm scared of being judged or something.
Alright guise, let's have one of these threads.
Someone posts a superpower, people reply and nerf it, while also giving their own superpower suggestions.
Don't make them completely useless, just nerf them.
As always, fagget OP starts.
Materializing fully loaded weapons out of thin air.
>>38192815
>Materializing fully loaded weapons out of thin air.
It has to be thin air.
>>38192869
You forgot suggesting your own superpower, friend-o
>>38192886
Sorry, I'm trained by 4chan to detect errors.
Let's go with that: the power to detect errors and imperfections.
never fucking ever
NEVER
EVER
fall for the woman meme
Just don't do it lads it's not worth it
Please anons I mean it.
Don't fall for the woman meme. You'll just get yourself hurt. DON'T DO IT ANONS
i feel like there's a story behind this post
>>38192808
too late
how is this not original
>therapist told me I need to work up to eating 5 meals a day
>>38192642
What a nasty bitch. I eat only 2 and I am very healthy.
What's your height/weight? 188 cm 65 kg here.
How the fuck does one do that?
>stfu you not my nutritionist now tell me how do I stop liking traps
RIP Babs poster
He died?
(Oregon Ducks)
>>38192620
she is from my country and she is a roastie whore
>>38193106
at least she doesn't care about looks its all about popularity, like niggers and this hungarian footballer captain ... team lost to andorra and malta but still getting barbs pussy
How old were you when you realized you will never have a gf?hookers don't count
>>38192568
21
This number is an original one
>>38192568
27.
Then I got a girlfriend the very next week on my birthday
>>38192568
God I want to cuddle with Gigguk's gf so badly.
Thoughts on this girl (male)?
>>38192553
Ugly and has awful hair
>>38192553
wtf is that abomination. It's like they don't even try anymore. The whole appeal of "traps" is that they are literally meant to trap you by looking like a girl in every way possible despite having the genitals of the opposite sex.
>>38192553
Everytime I see a picture of this horse-looking tranny I want to scream. He will never be cute.
why do Americans clap at everything?
>>38192549
Why do you think they're called Americlaps?
>>38192549
To show our appreciation you ungrateful shit.
>>38192549
*clap clap clap*
Thanks for the post eurobot. We americans just like to show our appreciation for things.
What is the mosto painful suicide method? I want to suffer before I die.
I thought about setting myself on fire or drowning in the river. I'd appraciate your opinions about these and/or other methods
Drink bleach OP
>>38192531
>drowning
Drowning is apparently a pretty peaceful way to go, not really something that maximizes suffering.
>>38192531
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
From this list it seems fire is the most painful. You could always stretch it out and go for a slow burn or something.
Guys I need help.
I've actually fallen in love with girls who look like Anne Frank or even her.
I got /his/ just to look for Anne Frank threads.
I've even only talk to girls with interest that look like her.
Why?
What should I do?
I just want to save her. It's not fair she was murdered like that.
>>38192528
Write an album.
inb4 t. jeff mangum
>>38192528
Invent LE TIME MOCHONI
How're your bullies getting on nowadays fellas?
>>38192520
I never got bullied
I was pretty much ghosted by everyone
>>38192520
Ironically enough, he's probably on /pol/ right now. I have no idea which one of us ended up being a worse kind of human trash
>>38192520
His dad went blind and his moms in a wheelchair. Yours?
Does anyone have a fetish for braces? Is it pedophilia
could be worse desu
original?
I definitely have a fetish for braces. Never told anyone this tho cuz like you said, people will think I'm a pedo bear
>Does anyone have a fetish for braces
Not anymore
I just want to go permanently psychotic. Is that too much to ask for? Please someone ask me how Im doing
How ya doin anon
>>38192440
not too good friendio. I was locked up in the institute a few months back for attenuated psychosis (psychosis lite version) but now after I was released ive started getting worse. Ive developed depression, anxiety and OCD. Ive also started hearing my name being called at random times in public and I don't know if im hallucinating or not. I was delusional a while ago, but now im better now that im on meds.
I just want to go off of them and let whatever monster is hiding come out so I can know if I have schizophrenia or not. These symptoms are such a cock tease, if it wasn't for my father I would've stopped my meds a long time ago.
What should I do?
>>38192505
lock yourself in your room with food and water, so you don't hurt anyone, leave a note in dads room so he knows what's happening, and just let it ride?
>cant get entry level job without prior experience
>cant get entry level job for that entry level job because no diploma
>cant fill in references because no friends
>cant even get a job at mcdonalds because no prior work history and im 24
Just kill me.
kek just lie bruh
>job for "graduate"
>need two years of paid work experience in the field
>cant get entry level job for that entry level job because no diploma
Do you mean HS diploma.