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I've had this dream several times where it feels like I'm falling into a void, and with every passing second it feels like existence itself is disappearing. I was always scared so I always fought against it and woke myself up. One time, though, I kept letting go and letting go and it felt like everything I knew and was disappeared and I was enveloped by something like a sun. I woke up. Then it never happened again.

>>34580978
That's pretty cool, must have been an interesting sensation. When I went under full anesthesia to get four wisdom teeth out I dreamed that I was in space and these two formless beings told me that I had woken up to the real reality. They told me that even while we're alive in our "reality" we exist in the real reality, but dormant and we are all being of pure energy. Then they took me flying through different dimensions and showed me a thousand things that lower mortals can't comprehend and blew my fucking mind. Too bad I stopped being able to comprehend them after I woke up.

>>34581079

Wow that sounds like DMT.

I once had a dream I walked through a video store and each video on the shelf had a specific title, and a different kind of theme on the cover - like real movies. It is amazing what the brain can create.

I've also heard amazing music in my dreams that I couldn't remember when I woke up.

I sometimes wonder if the things we see or hear in our dream are really that profound, or do we just imagine them to be? Like if somehow we could record our dreams would the images seem really bland, and we just imagine them to be really cool?

>>34580854
Could be better, Jamal.

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Ya'll heard that new Two Chainz and Gucci

Shit was fire.

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>>34580854
Aww shit homie, school is da pits, yo. Dem teachers can go kick rocks, nahmsayin'?

...Please don't stab me.

post a random nude pic here, show your nudity to us and not him, make him jealous, etc

>>34580773
Call him a nigger. It makes blacks go full ape.

>>34580773
Send him a dick pick (or some bizarre female equivalent) of your own

>>34580759
Insomnia is the fucking worst
It's the only thing I don't have control over
I can't just flip a switch and fall asleep, instead I have to lie there in agony for hours

You just don't sleep. Then when you do sleep, you wake up a few hours later only to yell in frustration. The process repeats itself, much to your frustration because by all means you only got 3-4 hours of sleep the night before and logic dictates you should be able to sleep now, but you can't. Some nights you do get to bed early around 10-11 only to wake up at some godawful hour like 2 in the morning and you are fucked.

>>34580989
Once I fall asleep I sleep as deep as a normie
But falling asleep can take up to 5 hours

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Stop being a fairy tail gay

Oooouuhh maaaan

Sssooooo puny

Hf bye.

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>tfw no fairly tall bf

Which means you know it doesn't just go away

with some momentum in life you can swing out of it

same here anon

It's always such a little thing that kicks it off too, if there even is anything at all. At least I've got drugs and alcohol

I can't remember the last time I was happy

>>34580711

Try not to think of it in binary terms.

Instead, imagine it as degrees of success.

>>34580752
>tfw you're a Chad with zero degrees of success

>>34580711
>tfw born into rich family
>tfw born with alpha name
>tfw 6 ft tall
>tfw average dick
>tfw cucked by lack of social skills and motivation

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>>34580686
when wilI they ever learn, robot?

>>34580686
>That cuck trying to white knight her
Shame this is probably fake

>>34580686
>sperging out over a comment

Yep. Who gives a shit even if it was sarcasm?

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>>34580672
when will they ever learn, robot?

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Got them roasties shook anon

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>>34580672
>>34580688
>>34580712
Stop trolling dude and go workout.

Women shouldnt be able to beat you, you are a dude.

>>34580652
>she would be sorta touchy with me, even as much as to touch my face or my hand
>she rejected me one day when I built up the courage to confess to her
if she did touch your face and rejected you, shes a cunt.
dodged a bullet anon

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>>34580652
At least you had the balls to confess to your highschool oneitis anon.

>senior year

>have huge crush on oneitis since sophomore year

>she knew from mutual friends all along since sophomore year that I liked her.

>always denied it when she asked about it like the betafag I am.

>then senior year comes a long

>finally gonna do it

>prepare for days what I am gonna say

>plan to do it during our homecoming "free time"

>word apparently got out that I was going to do it through mutual friends.

>oneitis fat landwhale friend asks me in condescending and insulting way "did you ask her out yet"

>feel crushed and defeated, because oneitis and landwhale were close, so she definitely knew I was going to do it if she knew.

>go home cry for the weekend and wallow in my own misery and self hatred

>after a day or so of doing that get my motivation back, think "fuck that landwhale and fuck if she already knows i'm just going to do it and get it over with."

>get to school monday

>onetis and I are in the same class

>onetiis comes up to me and straight up tells me she doesn't like me and definitely doesn't want to date me before I could even attempt to ask.

>not only did I get a harsh bitter rejection, I didn't even get to ask her myself.

I know a lot of it is my fault for trusting some of my friends to keep secrets about it and telling them instead of straight up doing it, hell its also my fault for waiting two years before I was finalyl ready. But fuck man it hurts to think about that time, the regret of never actually saying anything mixed with the harsh rejection is fucking painful.

Granted this was years ago, not to mention after high school and during high school some of my "friends" who knew how I felt about her dated her and she still flirts with my other friends on normiebook. I don't still feel that way about her anymore and wouldn't consider her a "oneitis" anymore but I still get weird feelings whenever I see her now days.

>>34580652
I check her social media once every year along with other classmates to see how they're doing. I got over her a long time ago and I'm not attracted to her at all anymore, I mostly just cringe thinking about how much of a beta I was. Besides, I have a new oneitis to obsess over now.

>>34581506
This is scarily close to how it turned out with mine as well, though I started in freshman year and the rejection came junior year.

damn dude i'd sue if i were you

>act like a creep
>get treated like on

Woah,it's like the world has consequences. Who woulda thought.

>>34580644
Go away, normalfag
>>34580575
Technically they didn't tell me I'm banned, but the owner replied to my email telling me to call her to talk about their "professional policies"

>>34580528
once upon a time,
op was a faggot.
the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY

>>34580528
There once was a faggot named OP
He couldn't sleep because he needed to pee
He decided it was best to just lay down and wet himself instead
Because of the monsters that were hiding under his bed

>>34580526
how are they supposed to deal with the fact that your dick has been in other vaginas?

>>34580538
It shows that your guy has been approved by other girls so they love that.

It doesn't work the other way around.

How the fuck did she think wearing her shirt like this was attractive. She's attractive sure. That's the most fucking retarded way to take a sexy picture I've ever seen. It ruins the picture.

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nothing.

no matter who is in charge
robots always get fucked.

so find your own useful idiots elsewhere.

>>34580495
>antifa
strawman the political movment

>>34580495
CTR, you only get paid for /pol/

>>34580451
Go sleep with mom

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>>34580451
I sincerely doubt that, I'm wearing headphones you daft cunt.

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>>34580451
My bad ill turn it down