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He's right, you know. Denying it will only prove how right he is. You have to accept it and work to free yourself.
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>>36256280
Kill yourself, commie. Your failed ideology has never succeeded and never will.
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>>36256280
who cares you fucking norman
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>>36256280
>You are a virgin so if you're political stance is not mine I'll bring it up to fit my narrative
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This board is driving me fucking insane. I can't stop feeling depressed or angry or both, I feel like I want to just start screaming and breaking things. I'm seeing red and I feel dizzy. I feel like I'm going to throw up
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Don't worry anon. I present you the solution to your whims.
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>>36256263
No not yet, I'm not old, there's so many things I can enjoy too. Video games and anime and fantasizing might make me feel kind of bad but they make me feel good too, thinking about it feels good. I have to stay for that.
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>>36256227
Yeah, something happened to this board.
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Do you ever think about screaming and breaking things in your house and recording yourself and uploading them to youtube in sort of a weird surreal humor or ARG thing and then you realize that it wouldn't really be humor or an ARG because you actually feel those things and you'd just be uploading videos of you screaming and breaking things to youtube
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>>36256079
No but now I really feel like doing so. I've got nothin to lose
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>>36256079
don't be sad, 2d asian child.
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>>36256123
I wish I was a 2D asian child
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>texting girl
>joking back and forth
>things going well
>texting all night
>make a "bad" joke
>takes it too seriously
>send a couple of messages the next day
>get ignored
>don't want to take the "hint" because thats dated
>proceed to flood with messages till i get a response
>get blocked
>fuck my life
Anyone else feel like the passive ignore is a deal breaker? Why the fuck don't girls just say "leave me alone", instead of just being fucking passive?
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*passively ignores the OP*
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>"leave me alone"
>you still throw an autistic fit
>you still make this thread
That's why anon.
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>>36256090
I swear i leave them alone when they say it.
I don't get it, why should i wait a couple of days till she forget a little and is more likely to respond? Why can't i get a response?
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What's your most creative and elaborate way to kill yourself?
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Overdose.
Jump over the traintracks with a train coming so the fucker derails and kills himself/others
Jump in front of a truck so the highway gets painted with my blood/organs.
shot with a shotgun in the head, or with a magnum.
Jump from a really tall building and try to fall on a nigger or a roastie.
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>>36255997
* Become president
* Order a unilateral restart of atomic testing
* Go to view the first test
* Sneak away from your handlers
* Hug the bomb when it goes off.
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Dehydration, don't drink any liquids until you eventually die in 3-10 days. It's extremely painless.
Possibly stay around loved ones while doing so, but don't let them know you're dehydrating yourself. It'll come as much more a shock to them when you just croak near them out of the blue.
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>women believe that mutilating part of a girl's genitals is the most heinous crime on earth but mutilating part of a boy's genitals is a-ok because they "look ugly otherwise"
When did you realize women are inherently misandrist?
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>Mother says it's horrifying that Muslim countries circumcise females
>I ask how that's different from circumcising males
>She says it "Doesn't remove the whole penis" so it's ok
I was stunned into silence by my desire to reach across the table and smack her.
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>>36256023
this shit always gets to me. you cut too? my mom did this same shit. got me cut as a babbu, whined about muslim mutiliation thing recently, i asked her about why im cut, she just sputtered for a bit and came up with some fucking cop out answer
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>Children should never have sexual contact with adults, they aren't old enough to make that kind of decision. If you do or even think about doing something sexual with a minor you are a horrible monster.
>It is however perfectly fine to cut off part of your baby's dick as soon as it's born
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30+ thread
>kh wizard
>given up all hope
>see young people here everyday
>no matter how bad they have it, they still have the one thing I don't, youth
>wageslave existence
>waste my days away doing nothing productive
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Fuck man. I feel sorry for you OP. I hope you somehow make it out of this hell you are in.
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i can't be the only one, seriously somebody, please respond
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>>36256970
I'm not quite 30 OP, but 29 this year.
>homeless
>had apartment but lost it when the owners "wanted to move back in"
>thought I'd be living in my car for only a few weeks
>it's been 2 months and no end in sight
>I work full time but still can't seem to rub two pennies together to pay for a new deposit and 4 weeks in advance
>feel dirty all the time and bored
>ex alcohol
>no family who care about me
>have some friends but I keep them at arms' length because I'm withdrawn in general
>nobody knows I'm homeless (I hope)
>trying to quit smoking which I started thru boredom n stress
>hard to have romantic prospects when you live in the boot of your car
>only seem to attract vicious harpies staright from the DSM-IV anyway who use me (hence no savings when I lost the house)
>having no home makes you feel like a fringe outsider to society and affects your psyche as such
>feel my schizo flaring as a result and struggling to stave off addiction to deal
I did well in HS and college. I never thought I'd be staring down the barrel of refractive homelessness but here I am.
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I think I made it tonight robots! I think I can actually leave this hell! Fuck guys I'm so happy! I met a qt3.14 online and we're both into each other! We just met in person today and we kissed each other! I'm not a kissless loser anymore! It'll be a matter of weeks until I lose my virginity and I will be a normie forever!!
FUCK YOU ALL I FUCKING LOVE YOU FAGGOTS! THANKS FOR ALL OF THE MISERABLE YEARS! FUCK ALL OF YOU NORMIES AND ULTIMATE HOMOSEXUALS OF THE UNDERWORLD! I'M OUT OF HERE FOREVER YOU FUCKING FUCKS! I'M FREED FROM THIS LONELY HOLE OF SQUALOR AND FILTHY DEPRESSION-MONGERING!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE WORLD IS GOOD AND I AM AFRAID TO DIE AGAIN!
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>>36255911
see you in a few months anon.i'm happy for you. commit to this and never come back
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>>36255911
Yes, but how feminine is his penis?
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>>36255911
Kill yourself and your Stacy whore, normie faggot. You were NEVER one of us.
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Free friend, right here. 2017-04-14 06:50:14 Post No.36255877
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If anyone needs someone to talk to, someone to vent to, even if they just want a friend, feel free to post something below that'd let me get in contact with you. I've got Discord and Twitter.
>b-but anon, why would you do this ?!
Because I used to relate to a lot of these threads, about being depressed, about being lonely, but then I found someone that actually cared. There's good people out there that accept you for who you are, and because of my experience finding one and being dragged out of the hole I was in, i've done my best to become one.
So, if you need a friend, feel free to leave something below that would let me talk to you.
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>>36255877
what r u really selling anon? come clean please
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>>36255877
I'm not depressed, lonely or any of that. I just enioy some good old conversation. Fuji#0553
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I'd appreciate a conversion. scales#6812
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If you see this thread, you must post the lyrics to the last song you listened to. 2017-04-14 06:47:32 Post No.36255840
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If you see this thread, you must post the lyrics to the last song you listened to.
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We sit by the side
and observe all the animals.
I try not to laugh, because I know
it is the end of us.
I fry from the heat,
but the sun
isn't killing me.
We run from our death.
When we cum, are we really free?
Primal rage;
Life in a cage;
It's nothing.
I can live.
You sit in your throne;
You decide,
"Off with his head."
She kneels at your feet.
She is cold;
"Something more to eat?"
The queen dies in her sleep.
There's no time;
The king mustn't weep.
We look at our phone
every morning;
battery is dead.
Kiss the sky.
Tear in your eye.
It's nothing I can live without.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UztCDH2xuQ
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>>36255840
Val Kilmer got old.
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>>36255869
You didn't post a song :(
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>>36255914
I'm afraid of being judged
Also I don't actually dislike your music
I just hate someone who listens to the same music a lot, and I projected that hatred onto you
Sorry.
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Gayest thing youve done today 2017-04-14 06:43:22 Post No.36255784
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Gayest thing youve done today
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I made sugar cookies
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I jerked off to father son sissy porn for an hour straight.
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I sucked a dick and got fucked in the ass.
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>>36255784
I've lived with my bf for three months, that or being fucked while sucking another guy off
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Hey, robots. I posted a thread last night if anyone remembers.
Long story short:
>met a qt on omegle
>talk to her on and off on snap over a few months
>she's into me and wants to bone
Here are the pros and cons
Pros
>she's qt 3.145926 (pic related)
>she's super into me
>she's slightly nerdy
>she's very insecure, thinks she's ugly
>she's a KV
>she likes me
>did i mention she's attracted to me
Cons
>she'sillegal (sorry, lied last night)
>she expects me to be a nonvirgin
>can't get to her corner of bumfuck nowhere, would have to wait for her to visit my city
What do I do
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unfortunate that she's illegal. How old?
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>>36255776
If she's illegal then don't you fucking retard, you have no idea what you might be getting yourself into. Especially if you initiate things knowing that she's underaged, you'll be slapped with a statutory rape charged and imprisoned before you fucking blink. And trust me, you think your life's shitty now? Wait until you're getting your shit box slammed with a giant nigger dick.
Don't be a retard, please don't be a retard.
Don't do it.
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why the "shes illegal" is on the con part ?
Suicidal robot here, wondering if anyone has any firsthand or certified knowledge on benzodiazepine overdoses.
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it's quicker to just throw yourself from a high point
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You need to drink alcohol with the benzos to make it foolproof
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>>36255759
yeah i took a bottle full of them with painkillers and had to go to the hospital. I just got knocked out and they made me drink some sort of shit to detox my liver or something(I dont remember much). If you do try to off yourself take a bottle full and a fifth of vodka then maybe you will die, otherwise its a waste of time.
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Please tell me some share some recent moments of your life that remind you that you are a robot.
>On bus to my weekly trip to the store for food
>Notice everyone sit down next to me and imminently get up and move.
>Got to the point where they are standing rather then sitting next to me.
>Start getting anxious
>I stand up and ask the person who just got up if they would like a seat
>They sit down and now I am standing
>Couple stops go by and now I sit down next to them
>Couple seconds go by and I realise I have now trapped them by the window
>Panic and get off at the stop we were at
>No idea where we are but I start walking acting like this is what I meant to do
>Wait till bus is out of distance I walk back to the bus stop to get on the next one.
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>>36255698
why do you think they get up after sitting next to you OP?
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>>36255698
>wake up
>alone
>go to computer
>go on /R9K/
>for like 11 hours
>night time already
>realize have no gf
>get sad
>eat some cheerios
>look back at what i did today
>nothing
this is the robot life r-right?
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>try to organise thing
>about two people want to do thing
>drink alone instead of accepting failure
>those two people move even further away
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/r9k/ why haven't you lived up to your potential?
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>>36255628
Mostly because I just want to die, so I never tried
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>>36255628
I've never trained my discipline.
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I'm very tired. I was born exhausted.