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>>39409084
Did they co-sign anything?

>>39409144
Yes, they did. I'm planning on further researching this since I really don't want to bring them any kind of problems but I figured I could ask around here.

>>39409084
You could have just done it in the wilderness to make things simple.

5 and a body pillow

Only sleep with 3 and a body pillow tho

>>39408780
Who are (((they)))?

I've never had more than 1 pillow, and I spend all my time alone.

>>39408900
they being shit i read online idk fight me cutie

then i guess you ain't lonely then huh?

>>39408772
join an antifa cult and smash the fash

>>39408772
Source on the video. F-for research.

Also to answer your question: move to Portland.

>>39408772
She was qter than the other girl.
I cant understand why /pol/ obsessed with her friend instead.

>>39408765
id be interesting. /r9k/ could be like an undercity or somthing

>>39408859
Do you think robots would be lvl 1 slimes or lvl 99 dark lords on average?

>>39408944
i was thinking undercity in more of ravnica MTG undercity (golgari swarm) but to the q i would say a mix, maybe a few wizards/wiches the odd lich. and also slime

>>39408612
that game is fucking impossible without cheats, just like real life.
>me: "How are you?"
>Bitch:"UGH LEAVE ME ALONE CREEP" -999%

>>39408612
Do I need to get a vpn or something before torrenting this? It'll be the first thing I ever torrented

>>39408612
Prob this right here its degeneratebas fuck yet as a dicklet I still fap to her voice

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39408584
They make super loud retard sounds and sometimes people call the cops thinking a special education kid is being murdered

>>39408584
>Is it harder for a deaf guy to get laid?
Not if you look like that nigga.

>>39408584
can you imagine the sounds they make when they cum? I bet it sounds like a fucking siren going off

>>39408521
>n-no

very original comment

>>39408521
I bet her room is filled with poopy diapers

watching her stand on that bag strap is making me anxious

utterly disgusted

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>>39408468
>friends
what original friends?

>>39408468
Ideally she wouldn't have friends, but if she did I'm not hideously ugly so I don't think her friends would be disgusted. However, I'm a fucking loser so they'll probably try to convince her to dump me.

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
totally yeah!...
that's the life as a woman
yup
let's see you have "the pills" and turn into a woman, and see how life is so perfect,likable and successful by default

>>39408530

Thanks for posting that. Honestly, unless you have HUGE tits, and you're already popular and likeable, you're not going to get anywhere. And the above characteristics are going to lead to more rape and molestation which most girls have already encountered.

Like... Trust me. Women are definitely not likeable by default.

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>20 year old man
>Don't want to do anything with my life

In prehistoric times, I was the grown-dude picking berries with chad's son

>>39408456
bottom is insanely hot, im pretty sure there's a doujin thats similar any reccs?

>>39408513
Sorry don't know of any.

>>39408513
The Skin I Live In is a film not a doujin but it's a pretty similar premise.

Is that you, Doop?

>>39408352
>bearded, bear
Shit taste. Chubby twinks is where good shit's at.

I could do that
For $100 plus travel fees

Ew why would you want a black gf

>>39408374
They are hot n taste like chocolate. Only the dark skinned ones though

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>>39408337
Carribean grills are very cute
take your balls and try to talk to a qt

>post your stories here!
>doesn't post his own story
Why should I make an effort?

>doesn't make an effort
why should I?

>>39408444
Triple numbers speak the truth

>>39408261
Get me laid aswell bigboy

Wear a fuckin condom.

>>39408293
will do
>>39408284
okay this lay is gonna be for all the robots on r9k

>>39408200
BUMP

i want comfy pics

>tfw someone posts a pic of your city

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>>39408905


it's so hard to get of Autumn pics, it's the best season really,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IadsLclBOS8&t=188s