>tfw want Chadimus to fugg my boipussy without a condor but I'm afraid I might get boipregnant
I'm currently renting an apartment and I'm planning to commit suicide in there. Could this potentially bring any legal issues for my family?
they say the amount of pillows you have shows how lonely you are. how many pillows you got lads?
>i started off with 1 then the girl i'm friends with benefits with started being a hoe on snapchat and now i'm at 4 and a body pillow within a month before i even learned this fact.
a little side question; whats the general perception of body pillows if the pillow case doesn't have anything anime on it? does everyone just assume you're a weeb or what?
how do I get an SJW gf?
What if 4chan was an intricate RPG with classes, levels and traveling from board to board?
Post your most pathetic moment, your absolute best.
>obese virgin weeb fuck etc
>download artificial academy
>we finally fuck
>most intense orgasm of my life
>can't stop thinking about """her"""
>fell in love with a 3D model from a sex game
How do deaf people have sex? Is it harder for a deaf guy to get laid?
>Anon, I didn't know you were into anime! Hey, uh...are you going to the after-con dance party at the hotel bar tonight?
What if you did get a GF? How would her friends react to you?
Ideally she wouldn't have friends, but if she did I'm not hideously ugly so I don't think her friends would be disgusted. However, I'm a fucking loser so they'll probably try to convince her to dump me.
So imagine you're 12 again but instead of hitting puberty and wanting to make something of yourself, you literally didn't. You didn't grow at all in terms of character from 12. You haven't improved or grown stronger and in fact you've probably gotten more and more weak and stupid because you grew tits and then the world was instantly served to you on a silver platter.
That's life as a woman. That's what women are. They are successful and likeable by default.
that's the life as a woman
let's see you have "the pills" and turn into a woman, and see how life is so perfect,likable and successful by default
Thanks for posting that. Honestly, unless you have HUGE tits, and you're already popular and likeable, you're not going to get anywhere. And the above characteristics are going to lead to more rape and molestation which most girls have already encountered.
Like... Trust me. Women are definitely not likeable by default.
>20 year old man
>Don't want to do anything with my life
In prehistoric times, I was the grown-dude picking berries with chad's son
Where do you fit on this?
I wish I had a big, bearded, bear bf who would hold me and tell me that he loves me and that it's all going to be alright.
Theres a carribean parade not too far from me next week. Is this a good way to get qt pie black gf?
Carribean grills are very cute
take your balls and try to talk to a qt
Post your cringe stories here, Robots!
So I'm gonna get laid in 2 hours...
any last minute tips for a former robot?