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>tfw want Chadimus to fugg my boipussy without a condor but I'm afraid I might get boipregnant
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If you could carry a baby in a transplanted womb into your boipucci

Would you?
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why cant you be gay without acting like such a faggot
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>>39409373
Abdominal pregnancies are a thing you know

I'm currently renting an apartment and I'm planning to commit suicide in there. Could this potentially bring any legal issues for my family?
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>>39409084
Did they co-sign anything?
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>>39409144
Yes, they did. I'm planning on further researching this since I really don't want to bring them any kind of problems but I figured I could ask around here.
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>>39409084
You could have just done it in the wilderness to make things simple.

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they say the amount of pillows you have shows how lonely you are. how many pillows you got lads?

>i started off with 1 then the girl i'm friends with benefits with started being a hoe on snapchat and now i'm at 4 and a body pillow within a month before i even learned this fact.

a little side question; whats the general perception of body pillows if the pillow case doesn't have anything anime on it? does everyone just assume you're a weeb or what?
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5 and a body pillow

Only sleep with 3 and a body pillow tho
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>>39408780
Who are (((they)))?

I've never had more than 1 pillow, and I spend all my time alone.
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>>39408900
they being shit i read online idk fight me cutie

then i guess you ain't lonely then huh?

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how do I get an SJW gf?
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>>39408772
join an antifa cult and smash the fash
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>>39408772
Source on the video. F-for research.

Also to answer your question: move to Portland.
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>>39408772
She was qter than the other girl.
I cant understand why /pol/ obsessed with her friend instead.

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What if 4chan was an intricate RPG with classes, levels and traveling from board to board?
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>>39408765
id be interesting. /r9k/ could be like an undercity or somthing
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>>39408859
Do you think robots would be lvl 1 slimes or lvl 99 dark lords on average?
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>>39408944
i was thinking undercity in more of ravnica MTG undercity (golgari swarm) but to the q i would say a mix, maybe a few wizards/wiches the odd lich. and also slime

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Post your most pathetic moment, your absolute best.

>obese virgin weeb fuck etc
>download artificial academy
>make girl
>"'"date her"""
>we finally fuck
>fap
>most intense orgasm of my life
>can't stop thinking about """her"""
>fell in love with a 3D model from a sex game
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>>39408612
that game is fucking impossible without cheats, just like real life.
>me: "How are you?"
>Bitch:"UGH LEAVE ME ALONE CREEP" -999%
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>>39408612
Do I need to get a vpn or something before torrenting this? It'll be the first thing I ever torrented
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>>39408612
Prob this right here its degeneratebas fuck yet as a dicklet I still fap to her voice

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

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How do deaf people have sex? Is it harder for a deaf guy to get laid?
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>>39408584
They make super loud retard sounds and sometimes people call the cops thinking a special education kid is being murdered
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>>39408584
>Is it harder for a deaf guy to get laid?
Not if you look like that nigga.
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>>39408584
can you imagine the sounds they make when they cum? I bet it sounds like a fucking siren going off

>Anon, I didn't know you were into anime! Hey, uh...are you going to the after-con dance party at the hotel bar tonight?
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>>39408521
>n-no

very original comment
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>>39408521
I bet her room is filled with poopy diapers
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watching her stand on that bag strap is making me anxious

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What if you did get a GF? How would her friends react to you?
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utterly disgusted
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>>39408468
>friends
what original friends?
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>>39408468
Ideally she wouldn't have friends, but if she did I'm not hideously ugly so I don't think her friends would be disgusted. However, I'm a fucking loser so they'll probably try to convince her to dump me.

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So imagine you're 12 again but instead of hitting puberty and wanting to make something of yourself, you literally didn't. You didn't grow at all in terms of character from 12. You haven't improved or grown stronger and in fact you've probably gotten more and more weak and stupid because you grew tits and then the world was instantly served to you on a silver platter.

That's life as a woman. That's what women are. They are successful and likeable by default.
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keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
totally yeah!...
that's the life as a woman
yup
let's see you have "the pills" and turn into a woman, and see how life is so perfect,likable and successful by default
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>>39408530

Thanks for posting that. Honestly, unless you have HUGE tits, and you're already popular and likeable, you're not going to get anywhere. And the above characteristics are going to lead to more rape and molestation which most girls have already encountered.

Like... Trust me. Women are definitely not likeable by default.
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>20 year old man
>Don't want to do anything with my life

In prehistoric times, I was the grown-dude picking berries with chad's son

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Where do you fit on this?
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>>39408456
bottom is insanely hot, im pretty sure there's a doujin thats similar any reccs?
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>>39408513
Sorry don't know of any.
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>>39408513
The Skin I Live In is a film not a doujin but it's a pretty similar premise.

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I wish I had a big, bearded, bear bf who would hold me and tell me that he loves me and that it's all going to be alright.

t.Gaynon
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Is that you, Doop?
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>>39408352
>bearded, bear
Shit taste. Chubby twinks is where good shit's at.
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I could do that
For $100 plus travel fees

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Theres a carribean parade not too far from me next week. Is this a good way to get qt pie black gf?
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Ew why would you want a black gf
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>>39408374
They are hot n taste like chocolate. Only the dark skinned ones though
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>>39408337
Carribean grills are very cute
take your balls and try to talk to a qt

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Post your cringe stories here, Robots!
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>post your stories here!
>doesn't post his own story
Why should I make an effort?
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>doesn't make an effort
why should I?
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>>39408444
Triple numbers speak the truth

So I'm gonna get laid in 2 hours...

any last minute tips for a former robot?
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>>39408261
Get me laid aswell bigboy
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Wear a fuckin condom.
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>>39408293
will do
>>39408284
okay this lay is gonna be for all the robots on r9k


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