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W-We got to save the white race guys.
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>>35929492
would be funnier if the guy was more cute

aging b tard is gross
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Jesus christ leave the public relations to the normie looking people.
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>"we should do something about the illegal immigrants"

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My brother's 12 (13 tomorrow) and I'm 18, my brother whenever in the presence of my girlfriend always does stupid shit to try to impress her. So he challenged me to a play fight and he catches me in the hold seen in the picture. My girlfriend took the picture as she was finding the whole thing hilarious. I tapped out and was lowkey pissed about it for the rest of the day.

After my girlfriend had left, my brother started talking shit and I ended up punching him once or twice. So later on, I was watching tv when my brother sneak attacks me and places me in a bodyscissor (legs around waist) while twisting both of my arms. I'm stuck for what must have been about 10 minutes (he didn't respond to tap outs) and start throwing up. My brother tells me to say that "I lick donkey balls" out loud otherwise he would continue squeezing and I did.

All of this has made me lose my confidence completely, I was never super strong but was always athletic which I thought was enough. Now I'm getting self-conscious about being weak and it's starting to get to me. Even my girlfriend has been acting more distant recently and I'm wondering if the fight had anything to do with it. I just feel so weak rn. Anyone got any advice or motivation?
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get strong and beat his ass
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pasta wasn't even good the first few times
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>>35929473
2 tips anon

>Dump your gf
>If you have to fight against your brother again just forget the fact that he is you relative. Fight like your life depends on it. If you fight guided by pure instinct i have no doubt you will whoop his ass.

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Why do BWWM couples are so popular nowadays?
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I'll take the bait

They're not all that popular, but when you do see them they tend to work well because each group had to deal with the train wreck that white women and black men respectively
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>>35929472
>BWWM
Wholesome and Innocent
>WWBM
Lustful and cuck shit


Why is this?
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>>35929570
Black girl and white boy: the most pure form of love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXMRdYFL6w0

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>Our family moves from the outskirts of a city with a population of a million to a town in the middle of nowhere with a population of 8000
>Dad starts asking when I'm going to get a girlfriend

Other than continuing to remain single, how do I BTFO him?
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>>35929367
farmersonly dot net?
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Get a boyfriend. That'll show him.
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make your new gf your mom.

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Anyone else terrified of growing old?
>Literally nothing memorable happened so far in 19 years of my life
>Have no friends
>Asocial behaviour with diagnosed asperger
>Future looking bleak because Im eastern euro without any degree
Im dreading the moment when I turn 40, try to remember something nice from my life and there will be literally nothing... I dont think about these things much because Im still young but I know one day, all this shit is going to catch up with me
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>>35929348
Me and you are the same age. I feel many of these burdens. I wonder if things will ever get better for me. The only happy memories I have are from early childhood. Even those weren't the best.
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You could always get a dog or buy a motorcycle. Also you haven't lived til you've experienced VR porn.
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I want to kill myself on my 30th b day. I think its the best way to go

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Is runescape THE most robot game of all time?
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MMORPG's are glorified chat with unlockable avatars that you pay money for, so no
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>>35929384
Back when I played RS around 2005, I didn't really interact with anyone other than trade with strangers.
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>>35929331
OSRS sure, but new RS is SHITE.
>tfw no 4chan OSRS private server

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>23
>still haven't developed any sort of supernatural abilities

WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN HERE WHEN WILL THINGS CHANGE
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>>35929316
I hear this gives you superpowers
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>>35929316
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DARKNESS
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You can always LARP

I know qts that do, one believes she has some sort of control over causality, the other a time traveler, another a hardcore witch

Just to let you know, I asked a question and none of you answered it. Freak you.
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Yeah? Freak you.
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Skyrim belongs to the Norbs!
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What was your question chad?

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What's your ideal date?

I wish i had a gf cool enough to want to do a little outdoorsing with me this summer. I'd take her to this beautiful creek i know of that's ever so quiet and peaceful, where i'd take her for a ride in my canoe. There's this peninsula in the middle with a picnic table we could take a break and relax at and maybe have lunch, or we could wait to eat later at this cool little biker bar that's on the way home. It's a pretty charming place with nice people, it's not too dingey or roughneck. Then we'd get home and wash the muck off my boat, i'd spray her with the hose and get her giggling in a wet t-shirt. Then maybe we'd fuck, shower off, and spend the rest of the night cuddling and watching movies.

I wish i could find a qt girly girl who's just a little bit tomboyish and up for an adventure that's actually something other than bar-hopping in a new area.
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Playing 3DS/Wii U games and going out for dinner. I don't want a lot.
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Taking her for a ride on your canoe instead of having her take a ride on your cock. You're a fag.
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>>35929245

We'd fuck later on after a good day you normie bitch.

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I wish they still had taco Lunchables.
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>pizza lunchables
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>>35929208
>Getting your pizza lunchable and getting to arrange your toppings how you like and using the little plastic paddle to spread the sauce on the cracker
My 8 year old mind thought this was the dankest shit ever
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>>35929269
I used to shove the plastic paddle up my ass

>two 10/10 blonde-haired blue-eyed hijabis at Friday prayers
>smile and say salaam alaikum to me
>spaghettieverywhere.exe
>head down and trot away like autistic

Robot Muslims get in here.
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I memorised the shahada in case I'm ever held hostage and even google speech to text recognised it. Does that count?
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>>35929209
Sure. Islamically.
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>>35929135

How do you know their blonde haired, kafir?

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>approach a girl on insta
>convo going okay
>she agrees to meet up
>because she doesn't know me at all, i'm a complete stranger, asks who I am
>then asks for my fb
>tell her don't have fb
>stopped replying there
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>he didnt read the Cosmo article
Men who don't have social media accounts are creeps.
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>>35929163
source me up on that article
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>>35929101
dodged the normalfag girl bullet, be glad

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>girl is my friends sister
>meet her and hang out with her once a year ago
>she said "you're cute and handsome" and we hugged and talked about life
>her brother recently told me that she likes me a lot
>she comes into his apartment sometimes but only for a few minutes
>she acts like she's really busy and always puts her brother down
>she sometimes says "hi" to me but thats about it cause she has to leave to do something
>she avoids talking to me but she'll do things like bend over to pick things up and have her ass pointed at me

This is really weird. I don't know what to do. She likes me but she acts like she doesn't and plays hard to get and isn't around long enough for me to even flirt with her.

I also don't know how to flirt with someone that's there only a few minutes without looking desperate. But she's really pretty. Can I have any advice?
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>>35929053
Yeah, man the fuck up and either ask her out or ask her to fuck, it only takes 5 seconds and I'm sure she's there for more than 5 seconds.
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>>35929053
>She likes me but she acts like she doesn't
She's a woman, what do you expect?
Grab her butt, compliment her figure, ask her if she wants to hang out sometime, do something that shows you're interested in her
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>>35929053
How she feels about you is irrelevant. If you really like this girl and want to ask her out, do it. Hanging around and overthinking everything is not going to help at all.

You can do all the observing and thinking you want but you'll never be certain until you ask her.

>tfw SJW's are going after your favourite band
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>>35929045
>tfw people still give a shit about SJW's

You do realize they'll shut up if you ignore them, right?
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>>35929092
They are getting more exposure than ever. YouTube has literally started censoring channels that critique SJW's.
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>>35929045

>white boy is mad that he has to actually acknowledge the accomplishments of african americans that he takes for granted

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Hello robot r9k 9000!

What do you guys do in the evenings when you rest or don't want to do anything productive anymore?

I stopped playing vidya today and I need to fill the void that got left. I feel like I need to do something. Something that gives me excitement.
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I drink.
If you think of going down this path, I recommend going back to vidya. A drinking habit sucks.
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>>35929043
It's robot 9001 you fucking newfag


I would try either weed, alcohol, a book, movies, or just go to sleep or something
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>>35929043
I thought it was 9001


I would try either weed, alcohol, a book, movies, or just go to sleep or something

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