>white children starve
>niggers are stuffing their with kfc bought with taxpayer money
but when I heard she watches Rick and Morty I had to turn her down.
>Join my oneitis' server on Discord
>go thru all the old chatlogs from before I joined
>she's talking about how she didn't want to go to a con because I was going to be there and calling me creepy
>Realize we were never even friends and the only reason she hasn't unfriended me on FB and she wished me a happy birthday last month is because she's just being nice and doesn't want me to go full Elliot Rodger on her (I'll prolly just an hero instead)
I am not suicidal at all but i wanna know, how do people fail at shooting thenselves with something like a shot gun? Is using buckshot make it weaker?
Even if you missed your brain wouldnt it still probably be an instant death? if not where would they have to ain to make it instant?
once again i do not want to die im just curious. i just wanna know if it is actually instant.
im not gonna and dont want to die i just wanna know where would someone have to aim to fail? and even if the brain was missed sonehow with a shotgun would it still probably be instant
Post in here if you are posting from an obscure country. Tuvalu reporting in.
ITT, autistic shit you do.
>Pretend I Estus when I drink water
>Praise the sun when I wake up
>Make car noises when I walk around the house
>Refuse to eat in public because I don't eat like a human
Your turn, robots
I think out loud, fragmented sentences, sometimes sing parts of songs, sometimes just make random noises. All while I'm alone, of course.
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. Have you thought about getting another dog? Maybe from the pound/shelter?
Will I ever get a gf?
Really long shot but any South African robots here?
>that feel when you want to smoke a blunt with Kurt Cobain in heaven
Or he can shoot up heroin, that's fine too
>implying God would allow filthy druggies like you and Kurt into heaven
more like, kurt blowbrain.
just had an entire pie for lunch for the 8th time this week.
>tfw want to die but no one has any fucking idea what happens after death
>That kid who took his parent's advice and stood up to the bully by literally standing up and giving a long and poorly thought out speech about how the bully was wrong and was a bad person and just generally spoke like he was on an educational cartoon or something
>that kid who got his parents to sue the bully's family and basically ruined their life forever
>that kid who would swear on his mom's life that he had a gf but nobody had ever met her because she was from another town
Is getting a skinny girl the hardest thing in the world?
>tfw only fatties "want to meet" me on POF
>tfw only fatties send me messages
>tfw no skinny girls reply
Hey R9K How does this make you feel ?
I don't get it. I wasn't picked on in school, wasn't abused by my parents, and come from an upper middle class family who are paying for my college completely. So how did I end up depressed and here for 6 years?
your mistake is thinking that there has to be some reason behind it. That you would actually be naturally happy and normal, but for some particular flaw or bad event. This isn't the case. Some people are just damaged and don't work correctly. They'll never be happy, no matter what they do or don't do.