Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7031. page

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bumped like i bumped my ass

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should i an hero

original bulshit

bump
origKILLALLTHEFUCKINGNIGGERSinal

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>18
>neet
>haven't left bedroom in four months
>dropped out of college
>no idea what i enjoy doing or what interests me
>parents claim they'll support me even if it takes 10 years to "get out of this rut"
>they feel helpless and like they can't do anything
>don't feel an urge to change my situation any time soon

If you kill you parents first, they won't be able get mad about you killing yourself.

>>36106361

fucking normie get the hell off my board

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How rich are your parents?

I'm ugly. I'm short. I'm Indian. And I have health problems.

>I'm a winner

The only people who have ever called me a "catch" are relatives.

>>36106311

"thats a nice car you got! what do you do for a living?"

360 and walk away

>>36106336
chinese rich, i have several suits that cost more than most peoples life savings

>>36106310
I'll add one

>tfw all the cells have been completely replaced in your body since you were born, you are an entirely different person...or are you?

I feel kinda bad for being gay whenever I think about this, I'll probably find someone to get prego or artificially inseminated

>>36106370
Is Vsauce a robot?

>>36106212
Yup, ramen and peanutbutter sandwiches

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>>36106212
I've been eating variants of chicken in breadcrumbs (nuggets, tendies, strips, dippers) with variants of potatos (fries, potato waffles) for my entire life.

>>36106260
I eat
>cheerios
>turkey sandwiches
>canned ravioli
Rate my diet lads

>just cleaned my apartment
>but i'm currently comfy in bed with lights off
oh well

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Sure.

Pardon the mess.

>>36106206
too bright for me. i like to have a small dim light. nice setup though.

>>36106104
>fantasizes about killing me
what the fuck

>>36106104
is it because you told her you're a closet pedo? you shouldn't do that.

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>>36106104
>girlfriend
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Add persona 5 to that image!
Also same, but actually gf (Female)

I fell for the PC meme, only shit I can stand is the Witcher games and Mass Effect, thank Allah for emulators

too bad im only asperger and not a neet and i have an e bf who i have not spoken to in two weeks

>>36105937
Just floss bro and that shit will go away.

>>36105937
get a second opinion before you do any major dental work.

>>36106246
I've been flossing twice a day, brushing three times a day, and swishing with 3% hydrogen peroxide and antiseptic listerine every day. My gums have stopped bleeding so bad when I floss them but they still don't seem too good.

>>36106267
I'm pretty sure this dentist is legit because when I got home I flossed all my teeth really good and ended up pretty much spattering my whole bathroom sink & counter with blood.

Some stupid fucking article I read ages ago told me that Sonicare toothbrushes were almost as good as flossing, so I pretty much only flossed once every few months.

They're going to check on my gums again in a month and see if they've healed themselves at all.

>>36105887
Almost every girl I went to high school with is a goddess now. Women are doing so much better than men.

>Be freshman
>Even senior girls talking about me
>Blow them all off for cute weeb girl
>Girlfriend that bitch and things go well until her bisexual friend starts trying to get sexual with her to obstruct things
>Girlfriend wont kick her out, so leave
>Regret instantly
>Become depressed freshmen with harem
>Blow most of them off
>Be sophomore
>Few girls show interest
>Blow them off too
>Be Junior
>Tell girl to fuck off
>Do nothing but smoke weed anymore, go into homeschooling because social life is a waste of time
>All my stoner buddies start getting jobs
>Always "I cant smoke because I got work ___"
>Soon they all have jobs
>No longer smoke
>Be 3 years later
>They have lives and jobs
>Do nothing but smoke weed

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>>36105887
I was in an extremely similar situation than you OP. Threw away all my friend connections after my bff an heroed, it took me 10 years, ten fucking miserable years, to put my shit together, and a couple of months ago (4) I started to making friends (3 so far and enough) and got a pure aryan girlfriend, I'm finally happy. So there might still be hope at the end OP. Don't give up

>>36105848
yes but the only way to leave is death

>>36105848
u can always turn off the computer anon.

>>36105848
/r9k/ will always be /r9k/.

If you finally realized how shitty and disgusting is this place, just go to /fit/ or /adv/ to help or get help yourself and stop lurking on a place where everyone hates eachother and hate women and suck dicks prentending it's their waifu sucking them.

I'm only here to give some /adv/ice to the potential anons that can get out of this place and live a happy life.

The time to die is now then...

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>>36105796

Just end it, if its been more then a day of being in classes together and you haven't said anything then you've already made it clear you're an omega

>>36105796
Fuck man I've been there so many times. Last year a cute girl sat next to me and actually started talking to me but I sperged and made it clear we could never date. FUCK

>>36105782
>who's laughing now normies

Still the people with real jobs

>>36105782
I think random people reviewing games, streamers, podcasters, youtubers etc. is a bubble that's bound to burst pretty soon. enjoy it while it lasts but I wouldn't count on it long term

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>>36105782
fuck you faggot get a real job you failed normie now please GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you go to heaven and fuck cunny for eternity

>>36105767
I almost died durring a seizure and I was moving through nothing-ness, but it was like I was wadding through water.. I could feel, but when I looked down i couldnt see water,it was as if I didn't have legs at all
I could feel fucking terror, like I didn't want to go further but I was being forced to. My fiance appeared in the distance,like out of fog ,back turned. I tried to run for them, but they turned around and said... somthing and the next step I took I fell and woke up with my fiance crying and trying to hold me.
I have no idea what they told me in my seizure dream, I couldn't hear anything. No sound at all. They were smiling at me, this fucking knowing,concerned but proud smile idk it was like a mom smiling at you.
It fucked me up for days. I kept having nightmares about what they could have possibly said to me..

>>36105767
Alternate reality.
You wake up in a state where you aren't dead

Guiltyyhhyyyyyyyy

the only word that comes to mind when seeing that image is innocence

>>36105754
Me. I especially like the other photo when the kitten has police dogs at its sights.