How many milestones have you missed robots?
I'm 20 and I got my first kiss at 15. Never had a job tho, but that's retarded cause at this age I should be studying.
Haven't passed driving test and I'm not going to before I turn 21, but I know how to drive.
I've been on holidays with friends, too. Most people do it very young, like from 16.
Everything else looks pretty fucked. How the hell do you move out and buy a car at 22.
Do you believe in thicc women anon?
This is the computer set up of a 22 year old datelsss KHV NEET.
Are women sentient or conscious at all? I'm really starting to wonder.
Have you ever dated a skinny girl but got her to gain weight? maybe through subtle coaxing? There's this qt at work that I am pretty sure I'd have a chance with. She's got a good face but she's a skelly. Think I could bulk her up just a bit?
r9k is absolute garbage nowadays. It's full of unironic incels that post about hating normies, complaining about women, or bitching about not getting laid. It's because they don't want to face reality that they're just autistic as shit. Normies/women aren't the problem, you are. If you just improved yourself you could fix everything. Instead you complain all day and refuse to suck it up and work hard to change. I was just like you, fat, no gf, virgin, and I browsed r9k back when it was god tier.
I started working out and eating healthy and got a qt3.14gf. I have a job that I love and dont want to kill myself anymore, it was that easy to cure my depression.
WAAAHAHAHHA ANON!!!! SMOKE weed every day you ninny!!! You fucking ninny muggins!!!! I'm high as fuck right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!
The level of this bait is off the fucking charts!!!! Wahahahaha YOU FAGGIT!!! This is fucking incredible!!! This is now a sexual destruction thread!!!! Post images you jack off to.
Then smoke pot and jack off!!!!!!
At work getting paid 30 dollars to watch Goodfellas. Drinking free coffee I get at the place next door due to my job. Delivery guy comes in with food for a guest and "accidentally" brought an extra sandwich for a guest (I tip him 2 bucks and suggest guests eat there in return). But... But... Wageslave life is so miserable. *Sips*
You should tell us the story of your life, Anon.
Im going to drink this bottle of gin and originally play morrowind until 5am
>tfw the younger cousin you used to molest at family gatherings is now a 22 year old slut.
I got a girlfriend guys!!!! Have I ascended off this board?
Yep. Here's your train to normie-dom and success!
How to find a perfect looking gf like this, /r9k/?
End it all.
Thr fat fucks are waiting in hell for you to join them.
Who here /onlypretending/? I have a gf and make $130k
I'm not a virgin, I'm gay, and I am likely enrolling into a university with free tuition soon.
Main reason I am here is Clinical depression and not being able to maintain friendships.
I NEET'ed for about a year, and I have to enroll into uni across the country with nothing but $1000 in my bank account.
>he only makes 130k
>he isn't a junior associate making 220k 2 years out of law school
I cant believe I share this board with such failures lads
This board is too obsessed with porn.
I thank the mods for getting rid of the trap threads and "fembot" threads now if only the porn threads could be culled.
I want a new board for people who don't care about relationships and sexuality, just a place to discuss lacking motivation and living a shit life where nobody cuts me any slack for being autistic
I just want your opinion on this statement /r9k/. It's a female for context
>tfw I will never be arrested for a crime and when I get into prison all the guys go crazy for my skinny twinkish fem body
>tfw I will never get a skinhead prisoner bf to snuggle with