>"What's that orange website you always go on, anon?"
How do you respond to this when people ask you?
Pic related: your mom pretending she cares about you when she asks
>>39059308
>not using Yotsuba B as the background
Go to >>>/trash/ and ask them.
>orange
Bruh, it's salmon pink
>tfw you win the lottery next week
Wat do?
In my country lottery jackpots are around 2 to 4 million dollars, if I won that amount I'd probably buy at least 3 apartments, 1 to live in and the other two to rent, I'd buy a fun sports car to have, I'd pay off my debt and my parent's, then I'd spend a bit on random shit (new PC, furniture and equipment for my apt, etc) and finally give it away the rest to my family.
i'd immediately build a camping/hike/hunt kit and go out to Alaska on an extended hunting tour.
fly out to the midwest and take survival classes from Dave Canterburry.
i'd basically just do all the things i always wanted to do but never could because of restrictions.
If i won the $430million Mega Millions jackpot, I'd make a thread, and buy every robot who got dubs or better in my thread an ASUS ROG GX800, and $1000 in Steam games. The i'd take the rest, buy a few apartment complexes, hire a property management crew, and NEET up the rest of my life.
You can have any super power. What do you choose and why?
I'd pick absurd and infinite luck.
>always succeed in everything
>things always go my way
The comfiest power.
>>39059145
Anything i say is true (or will happen regardless of logic) so long as i put a certain (chosen) keyword after the sentence with 3 seconds of the sentence.
>>39059272
*within 3 seconds
Fuck me mang
I'm in love with Bailey. I fucking added her after that pathetic virgin posted her Discord and we talked. We got close and she just blocked me all of a sudden; totally out of the blue.
Now I know how Olive feels.
>>39058675
She's a cunt who toys with hearts and only wants betas to give her attention
Took me 4 lines of back and forth to figure it out and blocked her asap.
>>39058753
Well, you're smarter than me. I miss her heavy.
>>39058675
Details? I have a bit of a crush on her as well..
fucked up sexual fantasies? I'l start with one of mine don't feel any shame anon tell us your worst
I've got a fantasy of being manipulated and tricked into an abusive relationship and made completely dependent on them to the point where id be on the streets without them basically forced to endure it all if i don't wanna end up on the streets
regularly drugged by them
I want a cute girl to kill me during sex, or just in a sexualized way. Not all that fucked up.
Would you rather be overweight or underweight? Why?
>>39058353
Underweight because that's what people want the most.
underweight, goes with my trap agenda
Underweight. I'm a fat piece of shit, and all I want is to be skelly. Like being muscley chad just doesn't appeal to me.
Get in here. Whitebots stay the fuck out. Don't make about politics please.
Got myself a twist sponge, might try start dreads with it
>>39058128
So how was your day? Mine was boring as Usual incase you we're wondering.
>>39058128
Official blackbot discord /nRBJux
most women hate you, why do you guys sit around talking so much about women and wanting a girlfriend.
>hay guise im upset i don't have a toxic relationship with someone that despises me
explain this shit
>>39058067
>explain the human condition to me
There is no objective summary.
>>39058067
girls are so beautiful i want to eat then up literally they all look so tasty
>>39058067
People here are young and full of testosterone, not to mention they were taught by their mothers validation only comes from women.
As soon as they get older and their libido goes down and they get grinded by work they will stop caring much.
Do guys dislike girls who are deaf and mute?
Odd question, but I don't think so. Obligatory
>tfw no lonely deaf/mute qt for me to befriend
Guys can see literally anything negative as cute if they like you. If you're insecure about it it's especially cute.
not particularly, I doubt I'd ever pursue a relationship with one though
>everything is going to shit
>politics are going further and further towards extremism
>race relations are worst than ever
>sex relations are worst than ever
>most women are self centered and insane
>world leaders are pushing for absurd and self destructive actions
>the left and right wants to outright kill each other
>the media is only interested in feeding people a narrative instead of unbiased news
>censorship is getting more and more ridiculous with the internet monopolies facebook, google, youtube and twitter banding together
>automation may become a problem in the not so distant future
How do I keep on going while knowing all this?
>>39057885
There's not much you could do to change it anyway, so don't worry about it. Just let the world sort itself out. Whatever happens, you and 7 billion other people are in it together.
>>39057932
Yeah, this. You cant do shit anyway so just try to make yourself happy if you can
>>39057885
Do you think gender relationships will ever improve? Or will it be like this until the West collapses?
Honestly, the only issue that bothers me about MGTOWs/MRAs is that they advocate ignoring the problem instead of trying to solve it.
Call me a fool all you like for being altruistic, but I'm not giving up.
What do you guys think of r/Incels? is it a place you want to be associated with?
>>39057848
what is r/incels
>>39057848
It's unironically more autistic than r9k
https://archive.is/MFKFN
bunch of faggets
how do you stop worrying about the past and the dumb mistakes you made?
>tfw keep cringing at the dumb and autistc shit ive done
>ruins my day or at least the next few hours every time one of these thoughts come up
>>39057507
Realize you are the only person that cares about and remembers those moments.
>>39057507
Oh my god I thought I was the only one. I was a really cring, clingy kid, and at least once a day I have a flashback of me being a fuckwad anywhere from ages around 9-13. I usually feel better if I hit myself shortly after. >>39057611
I also try this and it offers only short term comfort.
>>39057507
guilty or embarrassing? You just have to accept and feel the embarrassment and it'll go away
What do I need to work for the CIA, lads?
>>39057319
Stay off of 4chan. Get a bachelor's degree
A drug addiction
I mean CIA has a bunch of fields to get into if that's what youre wondering
>mfw i finally grt my first gf at age 20
>mfw she's a fat degenerate i met on tinder
Whatever, who needs standards anyways
How degenerate are we talking here?
>>39057315
Yea, fuck that shit. I will probably feel OK for the first month, then you'll realize how shitty having an overweight hamplanetbeast gf is.
>>39057315
tell me about it anon, i'm in a similar situation
Hi /r9k/, no decent mommy issues thread around so I might as well start one
Feel free to contribute with any kind of stories, whether its about how overbearing she is or any angst you have about her if that's your main topic
My focus for the thread is more on the kink/fetish side of the issues though, and my story is borderline momcest at least so I might need to elaborate on it before I get to the recent stuff but trust me its good fap fuel,and I'll dump jab's Dat Ass in the meantime if people are interested
>>39027383
Family issues welcome here. It's slow right now, but you'll have lots of people respond to you in a few hours.
>anything mom related
Im in, please do provide stories and pics if possible
>>39057267
You should know to pre-type your long stories. If you haven't, kill yourself and try again.