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Probably only if he has a big dick.

Otherwise you just have some normal sweaty dude laying on you and tickling your vagina with his dick.

>>35450195


Seen you before in these threads

Dude if you like big dicks so much just go suck one

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>>35450041
getting fucked in the boypussy by a futa is the ultimate sexual experience

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>>35449987
>beautiful
>>35449987
>girl

my nogging is 50% loading

>>35449987
That thing is ugly be every objective standard even if female(girl).

>>35450011

haha youre that mad? this girl(XY) is better and prettier than your ugly attention whore girls? (XX) ?

no
ohriginel

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>>35449875
okay you wimp

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I'm a stupid, worthless piece of shit. I hate myself so much. Why do I even exist? I'm so fucking disgusting and stupid. I like to punch myself over and over and over again until my hand hurts too much to use. I wish I could kill myself.

I was on a 5 week cycle of Ibutamoren (a SARM, not quite a steroid) and I did notice a marked difference in how women looked at me and my lifts in the gym

>We have nothing to lose anyways...
my exact logic when I bought the first bottle

>>35449817
Try shrooms first.

>>35449817

my mom died of steroids, we have everything to lose

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Here you go! I'll do it for you.

>>35449709
>Still no weeb bf to make a big cum in my butt
I wanna be this

>>35449709
m or f op?

origaimiaoaio

Why can't you come up with better racebait?

>>35449559
Not an argument.

Whites consistently whine about other races dating their women, yet they cant practice what theyr preach by only sticking with white women.

Wow, not one single argument defeating my flawless always-correct logic so far.

I really am always right

>>35449490
>I witnessed a little girl get run over by a truck like an hour ago
Was she hot?

>>35449490
Yeah a lot of people don't realize how bad it is unless they see it in person. I'm sorry you had to see that and a little girl too that must've been horrible. I saw someone get hit by a train and it fucked me up a lot and was nothing like any fucked up video I ever saw.

>>35449490
> guys I just saw a girl get ran over
> better go post about it on r9k first thing for attention
Lol

>>35449353
I don't even have to take the test to know that a 5/10 tranny khv neet scores lower than 35

>>35449385
Prove it anon I took the test. You have to aswell.

>homeless severely mentally ill tranny
>32

All I know is she didn't become my gf. She was also a horse girl and dated a lanky anime lover.

>>35449266
She got hers chopped off and last I saw she's flat-chested. It's a shame because they were enormous side-winders that were so big they rested in her lap when she sat down. She wasn't even fat either.

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>>35449283
Same feels to be honest she loved horses and anime and she had F tits and now I'm her best friend for 4 years what a life

>>35449249
>too intelligent
Those faggots couldn't even figure out how to make an atlatl or water-proof clothing

intelligent isn't really the best word

>>35449384
>>35449402
>neanderthals were stupid
when will this meme end?

Dunno Anon but I'm joining soon. I'm starting to think the job I picked going in is a meme.

>A few scars from self harm during my edgy period
How obvious are they?

Why subject yourself to a lower form of life

At least you've had a gf you pathetic fuck

>>35449273
Not a gf at all, she was just an oneitis who i did some stuff with.

>>35449294
She let you kiss her you fuck
I have oneitis but I know I'm not even going to get a date

I used to work there. Now I just make my own sauce (an improved, spicy version) and chicken tendies.

>>35449101
That shit is so fucking good, the only good thing about moving to Omaha

FUCK YES[/spoiler}

r9k is pretty slow all the time compared to boards like pol.

Because 90% of the people on /r9k/ are normies who are out doing stuff with their friends on weekends.

It's only busy during the week because the normies are killing time at work by shitposting, by the way.

lol i thought the same thing

im here on weekends and nights during the week

>>35449023
shut up, dumdum

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>>35449026
What makes you say that you stupid piece of shit?

>>35449023
yes and i apologize for it .... ma'am