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What the fuck.

>Get a GF
>She's fun
>But she's not an intellectual
>Never read Animal Farm, 1984, Huckleberry Finn, Fahrenheit 451,
>'Loves' poetry but she's never read Homer
>Never seen Death of a Salesman
>Never read Frankenstein, Count of Monte Cristo, Alice in Wonderland, Pride and Prejudice, Brave New World, Treasure Island, War and Peace, Oliver Twister, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lolita
>She's completely resistant to reading any of this
>When I ask her why she says she doesn't want to be challenged
>She practically only reads shitty emo poetry and watches makeup channels on youtube

I like her but jesus fuck. Does anyone else think she's stupid or am I being a judgmental faggot?
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>she doesn't want to read Babby's Required High School Reading List

I hope you don't seriously consider yourself an intellectual.
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>>38093832
this
ur a faggot op
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>>38093832
I'm not judging her because I 'love' those books and she doesn't, I'm judging her because she's never read any books even remotely LIKE these. She likes Harry Potter and has admitted she hasn't read any books since Deathly Hallows came out.

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Onii-chan, I like you
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i like you too
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>>38093742
Let me show you what adults do when they like each other my precious imouto.
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>>38093742
-to suck this cock.

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whats it like being a manlet? I don't even remember being shorter when I was a child. I'm 5'11'' btw.
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>>38093719
since i was a shut in most my life I never really thought about it until being around people again.

Also all the 4chan memes really drove it home more then I normally would have concerned myself.

basically I think I'm genetically inferior to tall people, I try to fight back my own despair, most people just want you to kill yourself, women learn the memes and from there it's all over.
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>>38093751
hmmm it would help if I knew just how short you were.
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>>38093719
>I'm 5'11''
You tell us.

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>What's it like having a little sister?

>What's it like having a big sister?

>Have you had sexual thoughts about your sister?
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>>38093601
My little sister turned out fucking hot and thicc. Always fantasized about dicking her down.
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I have sexy dreams about my older sisters sometimes but just because they're the only girl I actually know.
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>What's it like having a little sister?
entitled bitch
>What's it like having a big sister?
pain in the ass, she's a failure
>Have you had sexual thoughts about your sister?
nope

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BAN ME MODS.
I can't get out of my own fucking head, and I need to make sure I can't post here again.
Ban me.
I'm thirteen, and I fucking need to get banned.
I just realized I'm exactly the same as everybody else on this earth and I really need to go back to the mental hospital.
BAN ME RIGHT NOW.
DO IT, PLEASE.
I DONT WANT TO BE SEEN AS JUST ANOTHER EDGY KID, I NEED TO GO BACK.
FUCKING DO IT ALREADY YOU KIKES.
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Hey kid, wanna be my gf
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>>38093592
>I just realized I'm exactly the same as everybody else on this earth

You finally learned some humility? Wow huge mental illness problems there kid.
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>>38093592
Mods should trolll you and get you a 4chan pass account

We can't let this thing get to space.
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>>38093590
Why tho, it could actually be pretty useful in the future
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>>38093965
>Why tho, it could actually be pretty useful in the future
only a moron would believe what the government tells us is its purpose
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>>38094052
its just a fucking giant space camera what can it do?

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LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
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Love you anon bb
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Fool me fool me, go on and fool me.
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>>38093569

FOOL ME FOOL GO ON AND FOOL ME

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"MOM PLEASE COME PICK ME UP THIS PARTY ISN'T FUN ANYMORE"
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Only adults are allowed to post here
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>>38093536
I want to fuck thick brown women
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>>38093558
You don't say? I'm obviously of age to post here. Leave me be, dummy.
>>38093574
I really don't care to know this.

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Autistic greentexts? ill start
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>>38093454
I need context. Sorry.
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>>38093454
God I remember that thread.
I feel bad for that anon but he made things so specific to his situation in his post as well.
Not too surprised that happened.
It is a shame reddit trawls this place for their shitty karma.
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>>38093454
Context for this?

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I spent a few hours on /pol/ and now I hate my own skin color
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>>38093452
What color are you friend?
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>>38093452
join antifa
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>>38093452
>browse pol off and on for ages
>disgusted to call myself white, as most of them are edgy faggots

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*blocks your path*

It's yer monie or yer loif

what do
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>>38093431
Wojak is that you? You seem to be doing well.
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>>38093431
LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING!!!!
Thats a nice comment yoy have your shoulders.
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>>38093431
What's the appeal of Mount and Blade warband?
I recently started playing it and it's not fun...
I mean, I'm doing well, I'm conquering shit and growing my King's empire and rolling in dinars, but it's not really rewarding at all in its progression.

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Alright guys, I've been wondering about this for a while and decided to make a thread. What personality type are you and who are you in society today? I'm entp and I'm a coke dealer.
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>>38093386
I'm an INTJ working towards CCNA
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>>38093409
CCNA is IT right?
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>>38093437
Yeah its a certification for IT.

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>Aryan blonde girl
>sterile white backrground

Why do we immediately see this and think Blacked.com? Are we overly pornified as a culture?
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Why is she so smug?

What's she seeing?
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Because it's spammed nonstop by cuckolds on 4chan that's why
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>>38093270
White first worlders need to be liquidated as a class, the BBC is the weapon.

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>go to mall
>girls in short shorts and low-cut blouses everywhere
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It's summer. Are you new to the country or did you just want an excuse to post that picture?
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>>38093329
It's something I'm reminded of every summer. I didn't say I minded it.
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It's the definition of unremarkable. When it's hot out people wear less clothes. Also, water is wet.

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>25yo male
>Afraid of the idea of having sex
I can't be the only one, right?
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you're not afraid
truth is no girl has ever showed interest in you so you try to hide behind ^ excuse
/thread
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>>38093193
>Taking another persons clothing off and taking yours off in front of them.
How do people do this?
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>>38093193
I was very afraid until I lost my v-card at 25.

The grill was a half-indian feminist with dyed hair and facial piercings. She was also a diagnosed Borderline,

I was her 11th notch and not her first virgin. Get yourself an experienced sloot and move on to your waifu once you know how it works.


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