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i have no where else to be, even knowing all i know.

Who else /idontgiveafuck/ here?

who /normieinvasion/ here?

happiness is in each moment

>>35147487
So is misery. It's not that simple

>>35147336
post that shit man

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>>35147005
if you're a grill there's no reason to stop

>>35147416
I'm not but I hope I can look like one!

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not enough cute fat ITT

we are not aware of the rear

>>35148006
>we
>implying women use the internet let along /r9k/
I am starting to believe that pheromones come from lady's butthole.. all I want to do is eat booty

>>35146855
WHO IS THIS?

I DEMAND TO KNOW THE OWNER OF THIS DIVINE BRAAAAAAAP HOLE

NAME NOW NAME NOW

>Sterner
Pls no, friend

>>35146968
>Not Stirner
Go away, spook

>tfw wanting a GF is a spook
>tfw wanting sex is a spook
>tfw 'robots' are spooks
>ttw 'normies' are spooks

Everything is spook. if you disagree you're 100% pure ideology

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ShouIdve dumped a few, OP, but I got you

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>>35148070
OrieginaI

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Dogs are cool
Better than school
Never cruel
Power tool

>>35146626
fucking Christ another one of these threads
>REEEEEEEEEE

>>35146642
Come on man u might like it

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We have Ayy Lmao's

>>35146582

They wrote good music, and inspired many people to make music of their own

>>35146582
broing normie fucks whats new

>>35146582
Probably the reason why this is on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo

Why did I?

go join some clubs

anime clubs if you really have to

One of 3 reasons or a combination of them

- You're a boring individual
- You never put yourself out there
- You're an awful human being who nobody wants to be around

>>35146356
that looks painful. i would probably die.

>breast would end up all scratched up and bleeding and covered in bruises from those teeth
>every part of my body would be covered in tears and scratches from the claws
>would end up covered in a gross mucus
>that double penetration would destroy my genitals and leave me permanently in a diaper

why do neckbeards have such autists fetishes?

That sounds hot.

I have reoccurring wet dreams about having an ogre boyfriend that is so large I have to like pole dance on his dick to get him off.

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>>35146356
>"All men are monsters"

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just lol @ paying for surgery

you can bring your maxilla up and forwards using nothing but a belt

pic related

>>35147290
It looks like shit tbqh senpai

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>>35146300
>kept teeth together for a while
>could feel my teeth getting pulled forward
>lower incisors don't dig into up gums behind upper teeth anymore
>no visible difference in my jaw

well at least something happened

>>35145995
this is the most elaborately constructed bait that I've seen in a while

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I hate having old man balls. I had a hydrocele a while back and it basically stretched out my ballsac to its utmost limits, and my balls have never been normal since.

I also have a tiny dick so it make it look even more ridiculous comparatively

sometimes yu gotta face the shit

shitpoisting

merching

What job is the most comfy?

None at all, my friend. None at all.

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>>35145563
Lol I don't know. Lets find out.

Bigger than the girl's head = absolutely disgusting

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>>35146280
Wrong
bigger than the girls head = Two spare pillows in bed.

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>>35145240
I've done it twice this year, you just end up remaking it and regretting you deleted it in the first place

>>35145271
I've done it four times now
lost some good shit, but this time
THIS TIME I AM GOING TO MAKE A CHANGE! NO MORE FOR THE PORNOGRAPIC JEW!
Robots we have to take a stand, (((they))) are trying to control us with internet porn
most of your bad self esteem is caused by porn


You may ask " Why would they want me to be a consumer of their product? Even then I pirate their videos or watch them on porn sites"
porn sites are owned by them, you think ads and clicks don't earn them money? They want you to keep on consuming and making them more money
Even if you have adblock a click or a download is a win for them

>deleted empornuim bookmark
>deleted porn folders
lasted three weeks before sniffing it out & going ham

lucy doll, chloe couture, cum swapping, my dirty maid, all those fresh x265 claire evans gloryhole vids you name it