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>>36108297
If I were him I wouldn't have settled for her in a million years.

>>36108297
I prefer self aware women

God she is hideous

She deleted me from Facebook


I delete her from life

>>36108201
Yea, but she wasn't cute so I couldn't fap to the thought of it. It also embarrassing because it in front of some people.

>>36108201
not directly but them laughing at me whilst the other boys were pushing me around and taunting me, added up further to my humiliation

>>36108170
>tfw if you get out it's even worse

>>36108170
>Tfw another month indoors

>tfw indoor for all formative years

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First question is here

>>36108154
C tbqh family

>>36108154
It's F.

its raining outside pretty heavily
i think ill take a walk outside
rain is a beautiful thing

>>36108134
that haiku sucked it didnt even have the 5-7-5 syllable pattern you rodent

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Get a new friend, stupid

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dmruh bnserdgx dydgb

>>36108108

I just hope someone gets triggered by this shit. Lmao

>Is there a bigger red flag
A girl who has a period once a month.
She will get moody and agressive, you never know when your flawless dick will scrap some bloodclots out of her pussy, milk will turn sour and so will the air around her.
Lets not even consider oral in this context, I just ate afterall. Girls with periods are just the disgusting original of 'red flag', period.
It is why we call them RED flags in the first place.

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>fellow compatriots found the behelit

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>coworker found the candy wrapper in the bathroom

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>meemaw found the banshee pannikin

Are you an actual psychologist or whatever?

>>36108091

No. I get my experience from other sources. I believe being a psychotherapist is a vocation, not everyone can do it, and not everything comes with the degree, but I understand your question and think it's a valid thing to ask.

I know a lot of really shitty psychologists with degrees, though.

Do you expect to get a reply from your father, or is that immaterial?

what's a drug cocktail?

I don't do drugs, anon
I want my mind pure for my life on earth and my spirit clean for my afterlife

>>36108030
I like mixing life with curiosity. Gives me the perfect high.

>>36108030
Years ago it was Liquor (didn't matter what), Heroin, and Oxycontin. Sometimes I'd throw Vicodin in there as well. Lucky to be alive these days.

That's gotta be shopped no fucking way

>>36108027
imagine her standing up against a wall and you just run up and punt that knee right in. CRACK. snapped completely in half

>>36108027
Is that eugenia?

>>36107979
>Look mom I posted it again

fuck off

>>36107986
>that projection
Made me kek. You have to be 18 and over to browse 4chan, kiddo.

>>36108000
>that damage control
Made me aylol

>>36107978
im scared of heights

>>36107978
>Why haven't you jumped to your death yet?
People aren't allowed up there

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>>36107978
>Why haven't you jumped to your death yet?
Sounds like an ad to me
I hear an announcer commercial voice saying that

finishing the last two years of high school and going to college at a young age.

Dropping out of high school and never going to college

dropping out of college and going to high school at an old age.

bumping for some good feels

come on nobody here's ever had some good feels?

I bought a vibrator a few days ago. If that counts as feel.

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e-cig

I'd get 1 again if I could afford it

they aren't near as good as cigarettes but, they make quitting a little less miserable and don't seem to have near as many negative consequences on your physical appearance as cigarettes do

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Honestly I'd love to quit too and would also appreciate tips. I've been smoking for almost 10 years. I'm at about a pack a day now. I do still enjoy it, but my teeth are yellow my skin is bad and like 5 seconds of physical activity gets me winded. Plus I'm not exactly rolling in cash and $5 a day on cigs is bleeding me dry and there's just other things I'd like to spend that money on. I've tried vapes but they don't do shit. Vapor makes me cough 10x more than actual smoke, all the flavors taste like shit, and then the vape just makes me crave a real cig. HALP

invest in a good rebuildable vape mod setup and make your own juice from recipes, there are recipe sites. there's a reason it's a hobby, it's fun and interesting.
then start reducing the nicotine levels.

while you are doing this, start jogging on a treadmill every day. remove all the friction barriers and make it easy and comfortable for yourself. i ran naked at home with a fan on me and didn't force myself to meet some goal, just as much as i felt like as long as i ran a little bit.
starting lifting weights at the gym and got up to running 5 miles at a time after a year. started at a quarter mile.

quit 10 years of smoking this way. worked. i still vape a little bit and it's great. get good flavors, not tobacco flavor crap.