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Whens the first time you saw a pussy in real life anons?
>be me in about 4th grade.
>in PE
>get teamed up with a cutie 3.14
>doing pic related and shes wearing loose fitting shorts
>her panties were kinda slid over and i could see her peepee.
>thats it.....
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You'll be chasing that high for the rest of your life. It's all downhill from there now.
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I'm 26 and never saw a pussy but I want to really bad. being a neet shut in has it's drawbacks I guess haha.
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When I was changing my sisters diaper
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When was the last time you stopped to really appreciate that you are alive??
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>>37526937
im beginning to hate consciousness
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Being alive is alright. I'm hoping that's only one side to all of this. Whatever 'this' is. To answer your question I would say I appreciate being alive whenever I eat, sleep, exercise or fuck. That being said I can see how life can become a living curse if you are not able to do these things.
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yesterday morning...perhaps the day before
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Can you start arguments in this thread? I feel like going off on someone and I don't feel like going around to find something to get pissed about
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>>37526927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYkb2nKnZWE
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I hate commas
Fuck your
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OP is a fag and can't prove otherwise
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all hipsters hate evil capitalism, but all hipsters smoke cigarettes
i never understood this
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Hating capitalism is mainstream.
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>>37526836
i shoplift to hurt crapitalism.
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Hipsters don't know what capitalism actually is; it's just trendy to preach against it.
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How realistic would it be for us to become politicians? I am particularly interested in taking away women's rights. A big reason men are lonely is because women now have too many options and too much social power. So lets take away those options and lets reduce that power.
Who would join me?
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>>37526821
define "legal equality"
were they not allowed to have jobs before?
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>>37526821
>How realistic would it be for us to become politicians?
Extremely unrealistic.
Though i agree with you.
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Yes. I will become a politician, then take away all of women's rights and status, reducing them to legal slaves.
After a hard day's work of politically oppressing women, I spread my butt wings and fly directly onto the Sun for my daily nap.
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Weird request, but can r9k reply to this post with pictures of huge shits? Thanks
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>>37526807
are you that one chick that gets off to that
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>>37526807
contente contente contente
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>>37526869
Naw I'm a dude but like, I find big shits comforting
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mummy may took away my 4chan edition
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>>>37526731
Rocket league lad, what else is there to play at 3am on a work night. Might play some Siege soon though
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>>37526787
are you that lad addicted to rocket league?
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>>37526799
Which one? It's quite a popular game here but I'm not Ebinalad, if he's the one that plays it I forget, there's too many weebs
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Does /r9k/ honestly hate gays? I'm surprised by how many are against them on here.
Is it gays as a whole or just the degenerate ones?
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Just the ones that are constantly shitposting here
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Catholic style homos are cool. I mean we don't choose who we like, or at least they say as much. They can control being celibate or not though. Basically being gay is ok, but doing gay things is not.
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>>37526617
>Is it gays as a whole or just the degenerate ones?
All gays are degenerates, especially the ones who try to 'turn' straight people.
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>tfw no matriarch gf to step on my dick
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>>37526597
I like his Mellon Collie pic.
Other than that, this dude is a faggot.
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>>37527633
>his
NEW FAG
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>>37526597
I support this type of feminism.
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Normie women are assholes
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>Be me
>Robot with job
>Work for cool guy who pays me to sit at a mall kiosk
>Lady comes up and wants to buy a phone charger
>Doesn't want to pay full price
>Tell her she can have it for free if she gives me a kiss
>She pays full price and leaves
>Mission accomplished
But then...
>Mall security comes by
>Co bros with him so he tells me those girls called the police
>Shit bricks
>Dunno what's gonna happen
>Mall guy comes back and says "Not good they're making a statement to the sheriff. There's nothing I can do."
>Nothing happens for about 40 minutes
>Mall closes
>Go home
Don't know the full repercussions yet but the mall management is ultra anal so I may be forced to be fired.
What kind of a fucking cunt does this?
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>>37526588
You aren't chad you can't get away with shit like that. Just say you understand why it wasn't right and suggest sensitivity training. Its degrading but it's better than losing your job.
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>try to be cute
>get rape charges
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>>37526588
Find her then kill herthen kiss her
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Hey guys, here to have a laugh. Will say/respond to this girl with whatever shit you guys want (based on votes and if I think it's good) that's funny.
First up, the opener.
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can i stick my cov in your fefe
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>>37526516
Poopie poopie poopie.
Orig.
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>>37526516
> you look just like my ex except a little less attractive. But I bet you have a great personality that makes up for it!
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Omegle time lads
Tags: r9I, robot9001, r9komegle, omegler9k
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>>37526512
>r9I
what
how about you post something original instead of fucking up the tags
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>>37526512
I don't get why omegle there's other options
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>>37526523
Such as?
chatroulette is crap and you have to register
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>"It's the first time tears have been shed on this show since 2011."
What did he mean by this?
says it at 5:55
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is it related to this?
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>>37526493
so whats his deal anyways? He seems really off to me.
Why does he review things?
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>>37526493
what video is it?
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Hey guys! Femanon here. I know a lot of us are lonely, so post about yourself and what you're looking for. I know it belongs in soc but the selection of people seems better here since we all have more in common
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>>37526458
Manly man.
Libertarian/Consevative.
Not that it matters... looking for a friend right now, not a bf.
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>>37526652
Why are femanons NEVER looking for a bf?
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>>37526667
Because they need someone to talk to after fucking Chad.
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Please say something nice about my oneitis.
Thank you.
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Your onetis is a man.
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Why is you oneitis a pig? Beastiality is illegal.
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>>37526422
She did look like a guy as child now that I think about it anon