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Anonymous
2017-09-07 01:18:11 Post No.39570906
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Eating meat and piece of bone slides through teeth.
Now my dentals look crooked and I wonder if it will go away on its own.
It feels weird and really unsymmetrical. This is urgent please respond.

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:53:13 Post No.39571615
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Pee your pants

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:58:18 Post No.39571702
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>>39571615
No but thx for bump

Anonymous 2017-09-07 02:57:41 Post No.39572779
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all the meth smoking finally catching up to you sport?

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2017-09-07 01:16:55 Post No.39570881
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:16:55 Post No. 39570881 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no category 5 hurricane gf to kill all the normalfags

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:21:03 Post No.39570956
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>>39570881
>normies BTFO because they're too stupid to build houses away from areas that can be devastated by hurricanes.
I don't feel pity for any of them.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:37:08 Post No.39571280
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source

captcha: close route

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:38:22 Post No.39571305
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>>39571280
Ridiculous Cake
~~I know him from his inflation art~~

Anonymous
2017-09-07 01:14:02 Post No.39570822
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:14:02 Post No. 39570822 [Report] [View this topic]

We need to start brainwashing women from a young age to be submissive and subservient.

They should refer to their boyfriends as "daddy" and never be potty trained.

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:16:36 Post No.39570873
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:16:36 Post No.39570873 [Report]

Women are subservient to you if you're Chad.

Feminism encourages young women to submit to Chads. It makes no sense, but maybe it's not meant to make sense.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:16:52 Post No.39570879
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:16:52 Post No.39570879 [Report]

this is pretty much already happening.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:19:04 Post No.39570924
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>>39570873
Feminism is all about women's feelings. All the stuff about empowerment is just so the women can feel rambling about nonsense and to occupy the weak beta male marxist "allies" .

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2017-09-07 01:12:03 Post No.39570775
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:12:03 Post No. 39570775 [Report] [View this topic]

Why aren't you making any attempt to get laid? You don't want to die a virgin do you?

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:13:35 Post No.39570815
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I could die right now and it wouldn't make a difference. Whether or not I'm a virgin makes even less of a difference. I guess I am just too smart to bother.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:14:34 Post No.39570837
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>>39570775
Literally the only way i could stop being a virgin is by raping someone

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>>39570775
>implying i dont fuck my dog every day

ishiggydiggitydoo

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:08:33 Post No. 39570704 [Report] [View this topic]

anyone here who never approached a girl in real life?

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:21:59 Post No.39570969
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Yep, never bothered. Though I have been approached twice in high school. Turned them down.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:25:11 Post No.39571032
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:25:11 Post No.39571032 [Report]

hey thats sounds like me

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:27:34 Post No.39571087
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:27:34 Post No.39571087 [Report]

>>39570704

By approached you mean talking to a girl who is a stranger?
If so, then yes, I have never approached a girl.
I've been approached multiple times, but wasn't interested in the girl

Anonymous
2017-09-07 01:08:13 Post No.39570697
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:08:13 Post No. 39570697 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I stop forgetting THAT memory? It keeps repeating in my head and I want it to stop

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:08:36 Post No.39570707
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>>39570697
Meth helps

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:09:57 Post No.39570736
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>>39570697
>using the pink wojak /biz/ meme not on /biz/

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:10:22 Post No.39570745
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>>39570697
idk man. I have severe OCD and its torture. i just got out of the hospital cause it drove me crazy

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2017-09-07 01:07:39 Post No.39570678
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:07:39 Post No. 39570678 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are you poor? you had time to study

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:09:43 Post No.39570731
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Not all of us are born into money or a family with connections.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:21:14 Post No.39570958
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:21:14 Post No.39570958 [Report]

im a lazy shithead

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:24:24 Post No.39571012
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:24:24 Post No.39571012 [Report]

I deserve to be born with genes that make me to stupid to elevate myself?

Anonymous
I'm sexually attracted to rocks. 2017-09-07 01:07:00 Post No.39570665
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I'm sexually attracted to rocks. Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:07:00 Post No. 39570665 [Report] [View this topic]

I've noticed a few years back I have this strange obsession with rocks. I started collecting them about 10 years ago. What ever Rock I came across I would pick up & take home with me. Lately I have been having dreams about them. My dreams consist of sexual experiences with my rock collection. I will not go to into dept what the dreams are about, all I can say is, they are very intimate. Anyway I've been dating a girl for a year and a half now and she doesent confront me about it, but I know she would like to get married. I know this because her friends informed me about it and I overheard her talking to her mother about it. Thing is, I'm in love with this one rock in my collection. It's so big & smooth and shiny. And it always makes me feel good. What should I do ?? I don't want to marry my girlfriend if I know I'm in love with my rock. It's not fair to her, it's not fair to me,and it's not fair to my rock.

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:10:14 Post No.39570741
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>>39570665
marry her, then shove the rock up your butt before you bang her

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:12:51 Post No.39570805
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>>39570665
desu, your having a schizo episode. You gotta take the meds lad

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:12:59 Post No.39570807
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A lithosexual? What's your favorite type of rock? Igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic? I know that's kinda vague, sorry, a lithosexual like you knows his rocks better.

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2017-09-07 01:06:06 Post No.39570641
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:06:06 Post No. 39570641 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't I give a shit about anything?

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:07:03 Post No.39570667
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you masturbate too much

stop putting oregano on your cock

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:08:18 Post No.39570699
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:08:18 Post No.39570699 [Report]

would you sniff that booty?

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:09:21 Post No.39570721
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:09:21 Post No.39570721 [Report]

It's because you are mentally ill! :3

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:05:57 Post No. 39570637 [Report] [View this topic]

bout to get high and watch a movie. what should i watch? i swear i've seen fucking everything pls recommend me something good robots i know you all have superior taste

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:07:59 Post No.39570688
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What drug fren?

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:14:02 Post No.39570821
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>>39570688
pot
original

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:49:13 Post No.39571532
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>>39570821
Alice in Chains or Nirvana's MTV unplugged are god tier while on put if your into that type of music. I watched Paris, Texas not knowing anything about it going in while ripped and it was amazing. Blue Velvet's a good movie. If you ever get acid watch El Topo. That was the funniest shit ever for me.

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2017-09-07 01:02:59 Post No.39570572
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:02:59 Post No. 39570572 [Report] [View this topic]

hurr boyfriends are trooly the superiorr opshun

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:05:02 Post No.39570615
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boyfriends are way cooler though, so there is a point.

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:05:46 Post No.39570632
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>>39570615
there cums a point where we must stop dis line of thankin

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:09:37 Post No.39570728
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>>39570632
I'm afraid we haven't yet reached that point, friend. Tell me, why do you not like boyfriends?

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:02:03 Post No. 39570555 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw not american

What the fuck? It's like being a side character.

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:24:38 Post No.39571017
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>>39570555
become american you nog

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>>39570555
You're not even a side character. You're that character that's a blur in the background and only in frame for half a second.

Krause (ID: !m0goHYHAdU) 2017-09-07 01:29:42 Post No.39571134
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>>39570555

>tfw Australian
Totally irrelevant.

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2017-09-07 12:59:25 Post No.39570503
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Anonymous 2017-09-07 12:59:25 Post No. 39570503 [Report] [View this topic]

Is there any point in trying if you're short?

Non memeing answer only please.

I'm about at my breaking point. I've gotten in pretty damn good shape and still feel like it's hopeless..

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Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:03:23 Post No.39570579
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I forgot to use a wojack

please respond

Anonymous 2017-09-07 01:47:59 Post No.39571506
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>>39570503
>>39570579
probably not at this time

wait for things to improve, less than 70 years ago "sticking up for the little guy" and "pick on someone your own size" were real things