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>tfw been on 4chan for a fuckin' a decade

I have no one to blame but myself. I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet. Being born was a mistake.

>>38405977
Never seen one of those.
Never will

>>38406091
>only been on 4chan for 5 years
lmao
>tfw the pass was added 5 years ago
Fuck

>>38405963
Me fapping to me fapping to me fapping to me fapping to me fapping to a gif of me fapping to a picture of nintendo switch r34

>>38405963
Vitalik Buterin

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>>38405963
Fapping to the Canadian flag whilst jamming a bottle of Maple Syrup up my ass singing 'O Canada'.

>>38405921
There should be some process seperating the primates of that group from the good ones.

>>38405921
No. Most blacks are okay people. It's a very ugly and loud minority that ruin it for them.

As for the Arabs? Yeah, Islam needs to get fucked and Islam seems intrinsically tied up with Arabs.

Indians? Eh, they're super shitty but they were smart enough to make the bomb on their own so maybe leave them be. Pakistan is going to nuke them anyways sooner or later.

nope. people are fine. cultures are sometimes a problem.

Pretty baked atm and sipping on some rum.

>>38405899
Light up. I'm about to smoke a bowl, too. We can be like smoke pals.

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How do I find a plug when I have no friends?

It's creepy and she can't tell you off because she might get fired. don't be a dick.

>>38405865
yeah nah bad move, my sister bitches to me about that shit happening all the time, you really have to just hold out unless she's clearly hitting on u first

Absolutely unacceptable. I've been in that situation and the reverse where I was a customer and the employee flirted with me.
It's incredibly uncomfortable.
I'm saying that as a guy. I'm sure women with their flimsy and easily offended nature will be even more put off by it.

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good, just dont buy anything like pic related

>>38405841
they aren't autism shoes if that is what you're asking

Get the slip-on version. They're easier to put on, easier to clean and are GQ-approved.

>>38405790
i have random day dreams that make no sense that are very similar to JD from scrubs style of day dreaming

>>38405823
Hmmm.
So that's what my friends look like naked...

>>38405790
Yes, all the time. I think its normal, I have been having flashbacks my entire life.

What do you mean by breakdowns?

>>38405701
Not messing with you, you have ADD and should do something about it.

>>38405730
Not diagnosed though
And afraid i'll get fucked with medicine

>>38405739
legit u dumb if you waste marks and get a shit job for not taking meds.

Tinder has no shortage of single moms that want to shift responsibility on someone else.

>>38405944
I DONT WANT A SINGLE MOM I WANT A MOMMY GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38405944
A mommy gf isn't necessarily an actual mother. Single moms can just rot in the pit that they've created for themselves.

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I'm here HOT!

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Expired. Thread sucks OP.

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>>38405589
OP you're gonna need to make a new link.
That there is an expired link, as in it does not function.

>>38405568
spell icup out loud

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>>38405568
>tfw when to intelligent to fall for you're bait

>>38405591
do it op im board

>>38405503
Well, at least you're not taking photos of yourself pretending to be a girl and fapping to them afterwards pretending it's a girl who took interest in you.

>>38405503
I go through the same feeling every time I masturbate, that sort of self hate and disgust, the weird feeling of shame but not feeling like you should be ashamed
It usually passes pretty quickly once you get your mind off it anon

>>38405530
i talked to a cute girl today on okcupid and it makes me feel even worse because i fapped to really hyperspecific videos like a total cretin

how can i be someone a girl can trust and depend on if i'm making three adjective searches on pornhub

please anyone help

>>38405446
I guess you have to self insert as the cum then?
Perhaps we should give this porn stuff a rest, its not worth figuring out.

No. Don't let anybody fool you into thinking watching porn is cucking yourself. You're not cucking yourself unless you're looking for and watching that specific genre.

>>38405446
If you're white and watch anything with what you refer to as "BBC" In it, then your a Cuck.

Its OK your brothers and both guys. He understands you taking dick pics.

>Using windows 10
>Not having all your data on an encrypted zfs raid6 array accessible through NFS
Install gentoo.

>>38406945
>Not having it setup accross the earth in the arctic through several tor nodes only accessible at 4.20pm

why the fuck can you have three milf threads and I can't have one fucking trap thread

what the fuck with this jewish bullshit

>>38405326
Because your ilk flooded the board with that trash.

>>38405304
You say Milf, I say nearly expired