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>>36101975
>blonde girl with braid or braids on webcam
>had a pale white skin whiter than the snow
>she had the most perfect tits I have ever seen
>never found again in Pornhub
FUCK

>>36101975
>British girl gets peed on in the mouth
>cute, girl next door
>she smiles and giggles all through out
>swallows.every.last.drop.
>says thank you at the end

>>36102104
Maybe Blondbunny by that description, or MissAlice18.

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Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus maximus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous (for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactical conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

>>36102068

>those

>granny panties

>>36102105
It was 1979 and she's a space trucker.

It all went wrong in the early 40s

>>36101950
why would you want to live in a shitty socialist country like germoney?

i'm an amrifat and here is my list of where i would move to in order:
>Canada
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Britain
>Ireland
>Italy
>Austria
>Germany or France
>Belgium or Hollwand
POWER GAP
>Russia

>>36101950
Don't fall for the memes. Refugees are placed out of sight, in the suburbs. Any EU country is still a great place to live. Life is great in Old World cities.

Completely neutral about all of them, and everyone who has never directly effected me.

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>Wants to be slutty, but doesn't want to wear pasties/risk a nipslip

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS

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>>36101925
>Adolf Hitler
Widely lied about genius.
>Eliot Rogers
And example of what can happen when you race-mix
>Margret Sanger
Despicable cunt who wants blacks to die off.
Anyone who works to genocide a group of people, is the devil.
>Mahatma Gandhi
Honestly, I don't know much about him, outside of the Jew memes spread in the media about him. Peaceful and all that. Seemed alright.
>Indra Gandhi
Same as above
>J.K. Rowling
Dime-store trash writer
>Vladimir Putin
An excellent leader who takes no shit from his enemies, and works against ISIS and Globalism.
>Elon Musk
He's alright. Has some wild ideas, but I like big dreamers with resources.
>Ian Douglas Smith
He knew what SA would turn into without white European leadership, and wouldn't you know it; he was right.
>Mao Zedong
Fucking commie scum, next
>John Moses Browning
An amazing inventor whose prolific gun-designs still impact the market today
>Alexander the Great
I'm not well read on Alexander the Great yet. It's on my list of notable figures to study.
>King Henry the eight
Weakened England by allowing the much more liberal Protestants to reign supreme, which allowed their enemies the ability to subvert their people. The effects of it are still felt today.

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>>36101902
I wish (pic related)

>>36101902
2020's will be 80's revivalism
we i the 2010's, land of SJW's

>>36101985
Are you certain of this Anonymous?

>Have a hobby of building Gundam models.
>Father thinks it's stupid and Childish
>Says I'm wasting money
>He build models airplanes and car.

>why do so many ___ have [meme affliction]

because out-of-control preoccupation with diagnosis

>>36101823
>comparing chink child cartoon shit with glorious white men inventions

If you ever played wargames bet you would play with the Tau, faggot.

Wow, you haven't killed yourself, congrats

wow you're a girl,cool

>>36101809
This

A half woman honbest to be precise though

>>36101701
5'6
100lbs
5.3 inch ok girth cock
So not very.

5'10
160 lbs
4.8 inch penger
I am not a big boi

>>36101701
1,83 cm 135 kg 16cm penis.
How do i fucking lose weight ,god damn it

>>36101687
not as bad as stone cold stunner.

It can always get worse lol...

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>>36101722
golly gee wiz hot dog whats that

>>36101648
Poison the punch and them drink it, you slave of the jews

just party while being yourself

>>36101648
Robots don't go to parties. I think you're a cyborg to a normie. If so go to reddit and ask this.

nope and your tits will give you away in 1.5-2 years!

send selfie cutie

>>36101792
How can I transition without a single person seeing me or knowing about me then? The thought of people looking at me like I'm a freak or associating me with trans people or being uncomfortable by me is unbearable

>>36101600
Fuck pizza chains, local pizzeria masterrace.

Little Caesars... where the box your "pizza" comes in taste the same as your "pizza"

You can really taste the price with little Caesars.

yes, they're called Stacey's. They usually play sports.

>>36101610
Especially volleyball or soccer

>>36101610
>>36101631
I thought the stacies were cheerleader types

I'm a stoner, have been for around 7 years, and I think it's fucking stupid. change the name unless you want your kid to be laughed at for the rest of his life

>>36101526
how is it even possible to be a stoner past the age of 16?

>>36101526
Throw your kid down a storm drain and pretend to be childless

give you 20$

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>>36101516
I regret him every day, Hilldawg was our girl all along and could have saved us from disaster.

>>36101556
I blame berniebros for not towing the party line and supporting her in the end

>>36101516
what promise?
the US was already at war with syria and was bombing them regularly, nothing changed
what the fuck did you think was going to happen?