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Different template and also probably organized the worst but too lazy to fix.

Bumpetti spaghetti

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wubba lubba dub dub haha

>>36107302
>I am a disgusting man that will fuck asain sluts but not white sluts
Why dude?

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>>36107302
That thing is disgusting and you are racist and I feel sad for you and your shit taste.

>>36107357
I know i am disgusting. But i just like asian girls better. No asian has bullied me like whites and blacks have so obviously i think to Asian females as godesses amongst women.

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>>36107301
Ok then daddyoriginal

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>>36107301
>fall in love in a dream
>wake up and still in love

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>>36107301
Physics calls it superposition, apparently alternate time lines can clash as memories.

I have had them myself.

You can't marry and start a family with an escort, anon. I'm not going to waste my time explaining why because if you have to ask why your autism is too much for me to get through

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>>36107217
If I don't want a relationship, I obviously don't want marriage either. Kids suck too

>>36107227
Well most people do, anon. It's the societal norm which you can either choose to obey or disobey - but if you disobey don't act surprised when society starts to treat you as less than a full member

As opposed to what, sitting in the same spot for 16+ hours?

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>>36107191
Normies are too stupid to know what "tired" means

>>36107233

Yes, basically, and in a completely original fashion.

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Close enough senpai

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I have some aspie and ADD tendencies, but not much.

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>>36107167
somehow I don t have any signs

>>36107141
>Terran
>Warcraft Orcs?
>??
>Zerg

>>36107183
It's warhammer 40k my dude

>>36107190
Never heard of it. Probably shit that rips off Starcraft and Wacraft from the looks of it

When depressed I have the mental age of a 100 year old because I'm ready to fucking die

>>36107185
its like i become senile after depression starts to st in

i just want to have a normal depression with my full mental faculties intact is that too much to ask for?

>tfw you go to the kitchen to get some food and see an empty carton of pizza on the table
>i think everyone is asleep so I start to search in the garbage can for pizza
>find a half eaten pizza and accidentally smears sauce on my pants and hands
>grandpa ask me what I'm doing so late

I told him I was masturbating and he opened his eyes like he never had and turn around, i dont know how to feel or what to do robots. I hope im not called the pizza jerker now

Describe the norm.

>>36107093
this is actually pretty funny
lane 2600

if you're an ameriburger, yes.

>>36107025
and judging by the BBC you posted I assume you are.

>>36107025
yes to which question?

I live in Chicago btw, its buses and trains suck but its sumthin at laest

You better have gotten time stamped nudes before dropping money on a plane ticket, you thirsty retard

I remember the day I met my internet GF. She was a 15 years old brown chubby midget with a raspy voice, I was 16 at the time. I kinda felt bad for her so I ended up kissing to make it worthwhile for her.

I ended up our ''''relationship'''' a few days later using a shit excuse. That's the last time I ever kissed someone, I'm 22 now and still virgin. Good luck, pal.

>>36107011
I'm not really worried about that but she is from South Italy and admitted her family have vague mob connections

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I fat as fuck so people automatically assume that.
Story time.
>>Waiting at a bus stop
>> family walking up the street
>> little cunt run ahead of the family.
>>mother shout "don't run ahead someone might kidnap you!"
>>little cunt turn to me and tell her family "ugh you right".
>> laughter erupt from the other bystanders at the bus stop and her family .

>> act like I didn't heard and start fiddling with my phone.

>> on the bus people who witness My humiliation are giggling and look at me.
>> sweating the entire ride home .

Fuck that little girl I will fucking kick her in her kneecaps if I see her again.
Parents teach you kids fucking manners.

>>36107121
then fucking lose some weight

you deserve the treatment you get, food should be treated as a schedule 1 drug for those that are clinically obese

>>36107139
Fuck you asshole you don't know me. I raise by my obese aunt and mother.

I personally dont find asian women attractive.

>>36106930
They don't find you attractive either so it works out.

Not attractive and they're nothing like your weeb shows irl. WMAF are mocked in society as the WM is such a colossal fuck up with women that they had to go for the most submissive race of women on the planet

>>36106795
>tfw only 3 months until graduation and i still don't have a job, what do?
get a job

Same here anon, I think I will end up waiting tables again. I don't want to rush into anything I'm not sure about.

Call up the place(s) you interned at and ask for references and recommendations, duh

Consider following a religion. I suggest Buddhism.

>>36106818
>op shoots up temple instead

When you do the bang bang can u kill me too
I have also realiZEd that I will never be satisfied by any future