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>>34014016
Drink some water or try coughing

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>>34014016
Don't move !
I will help you remove it

>>34014016
have fun salivating and swallowing your own useless spit all day
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha nerd

>>34013993
I mean, given the correct circumstances... yes?

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I sometimes cry and start laughing because of how stupid I must look. I can't stop laughing and it makes me cry harder, making me laugh harder. I don't like when that happens.

Yeah I did that when my girlfriend dumped me indirectly by not talking to me for weeks.

>>34013967
You got autism anon? Sounds like autism.

I am probably the quietest person on this board. Whenever I am in a social situation I tend to overthink what to say because I don't want to look stupid or rude. As a result I end up missing the right timing and not saying anything at all. I also tend to justify this by thinking that my life don't matter to them anyway.

>>34014070
>I am a special snowflake
No you're fucking not. Plenty of people have social anxiety. Your case is similar to so many people here. None of us are special. These traits are common

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Jimmy nuetron

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>>34014080
Nimmy Jeutron

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>>34014316
The Simpsnons

>>34013921
I fucking hated college, can't remember anything about it, I used to skive off a lot since I lived an hour away from my sixth form

how's your attendance lad?

>>34013942

Pretty good actually. I skived off alot in the first year but in the second year I've barely skived.

>>34013921
After the Christmas holidays I just can't be arsed.
It's only the second week back and I just didn't go in today.
Fucking hell I hate this shithole, it's my 3rd year here.

>how did gender affect interactions in the atlantic world?
wth kind of shit tier degree are you doing?

>>34013850
5 and 6 looks ok-ish. Compare to others. Is it a written thing or oral presentation?

>>34013850
5 and 6 for sure man. easy as fuck

>>34013846
It's not tainted by western liberalism

>>34013846
Most of the """"alt-right"""" are huge manchildren. This isn't exactly a secret

>>34013846
Who doesn't love Japan?

>tfw playing video games with online friends at age 12 was the high point of your life

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>tfw community college philosophy class

>had friends
>had lan parties
>moved schools
>no friends
>no lan parties

>>34013751
that vile shit is normal anon

>>34013751
That guy has nice feet

>>34013751
theres nothing vile about a threesome..if friends want to get kinky whats the probs

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Last night I saw a dream of me shooting all my friends in school and myself in the end but I ended up in a hospital and noone died
Can't do anything right even in my dreams

all my dreams are always so realistic and just everyday that I often get them confused for memories until I notice things

>>34013748
I had a recurring nightmare for 6 years.

I'm in a dark room, lying on the floor. Room is square with a serpentine stairs going from bottom to top. Kinda looks like a well. I can't move a muscle, suddenly some random people starting to enter the room, I can't see where is the entrance, somewhere behind me. They start to climb stairs and on a particular stairs they just drop dead. Corpses fall on me while I'm trying to shout a warning for people ascending, and that continues until I'm covered with a pile of dead bodies. I wake up.

>>34013665
The most robot job is not having one

grocery store check out clerk
warehouse restocking job
data entry

>>34013994
>not waging at a company that is developing computer-driven security cameras
receipt checker? not a job anymore
cashier? not a job
the true robot performs robotically.
the true robot eliminates jobs.

J O B
O
B

Get a job

>Tfw working as a full time wageslave.
>Not being able to play vidya, watch anime and gym because tirrd from work.
>tfw cant leave because parents will freak out and having to pay expenses.

Get a part time job or be sonething like a personal trainer.

>>34013679
This.

Job is like relieving high school and being the cool kid this time. No one makes fun of you either.

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>he doesnt like feminine penises

>>34013616
I report and then hide every single trap and race bait/cuck thread I see. Truly the worst aspects of this board.

Threads that contain "my gf"
Imouto threads
"Why aren't you gay/a trap yet?" Threads
Beady eyes anglo scum /britfeel/ threads
/uni/ threads because I have never studied a degree therefore offer nothing to me
Drug/alcohol threads
Wagecuck threads (as a neet I cannot simpathize)

And...that's mostly it.I don't hide Blacked threads because they are fucking hilarious

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Can anyone put a gondola in this picture?

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Love that little gonddola

Bumparuno for gondola

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7WgTHNc0OI

So just kill yourself... you miserable fuck.

>>34013578
Life would be better if I could immerse myself completely in my imagination forever, OP