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What will all the US /r9k/ 'bots do during the upcoming Civil War and ensuing anarchy?
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>>39077734
I'm in nog central so it's gonna get pretty fucking spooky.
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Stay at home, finish Dragon Quest VII, finish my Full Metal Panic BD.
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>>39077751
Are you armed?

>>39077768
Full Metal Panic?! Are you me?

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Post ITT and ill tell you about your future love or lack of love or whatever i dont care.

Will not last long thoe
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>>39077677
Sure. I honestly kind of do believe in these kind of things. Life and death is ironic and full of unnoticed foreshadowing.
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>>39077677
How are you determining people's fates?
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>>39077677
Well it seems like whenever things start going good for myself i make a cryptic but very accurate prediction it won't last and it usually doesn't something causes the failure be it my own actions or something entirely beyond it once the cryptic prediction has been made then the end is on it's way.

>work hard for years to get that STEM degree
>meanwhile....
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>>39077675
>Have knowledge, skill and creativity far surpassing most plebscum
>Have to beg "the market" to give you money for it
Fuck this broken ass system.
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>>39077675
You probably have to take chad cock on a daily basis desu.
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>reminder that college football stars dont' get the money

Semi-related and just sayin'.

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>go to group therapy for the last three months with a bunch of teenagers after trying to kill myself
>Because I'm allowed to talk about my feelings there, I turn into a very funny, friendly, social, and caring person. I'm told I'm a good listener and give good advise. I make people crack up laughing a good 6-7 times a day. Two girls had crushes on me there but I didn't like either back
>Plan was to ask only the people I know are serious about ending their life to commit group suicide
>I haven't been able to get a good Skype call together and I'm slowly drifting apart from everyone there.
>Have a rude awakening on the fact that people can be extremely, extremely boring, that I'm boring too, I'll never be able to get rid of the emptiness inside me, I maybe aromantic despite the propsect of love being one of the few things keeping me going and that I'm never going to be able to keep friends when I need to be able to react to things and talk to people to be funny rather than be funny on que.
Probably offing myself tonight lads.
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i wonder what the other side is like
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>>39077537
Make sure you find Jesus first though anon.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

John 8:12
Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

John 5:24
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.

John 14
1 Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me.
2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.
3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.
4 And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know.
5 Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know the way?
6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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>>39077682
what is that other side you speak of? living with no mental illness?

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So this is the power of racemixing......not bad. Not bad at all.
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>>39077528
Hey cool you're showing me, a male, a picture of a female with a large chest as if I would somehow be able to rationally say wow look at this mongrel how revolting
You're pretty smart do you get an extra nickle
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>>39077528
Thats a nigger
An original nigger
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>>39077578
>large chest
Nope

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Note to self: NEVER be a part of a protest or riot. They always end like this.
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>>39077428
Well yeah, if you're a leftist commie cuck then of course its dangerous. Come join the right side of history fellow robot
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Do you Iike...my car
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>>39077477
[*acoustic guitar intensifies*]

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According to leftists on my facebook, if you are a white male and you are quiet and socially awkward, you are a potential radicalised alt-right terrorist
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that's dumb and original
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>>39077423
Don't blame us; blame the neo-nazi shitheads who declared that if you didn't support them you weren't a man.
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>>39077423
tell them Allahu Ackbar. They'll be forced to accept you.

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I think this is the final piece of the puzzle for you to stop lusting after ans pining for women, to stop being in awe of their beauty and long to touch them.

Literally the only reason women even exist is to get pregnant, grow a baby, then feed and nurture it. Women have absolutely no other value, so if you're antinatalist, or just simply never want to have children, you can reverse engineer the biological imperative and instead of pedestalizing women as demi-goddesses practically, see them as completely and utterly worthless.

Now this won't work if its just intellectualized, you have to actually internalize this frame shift and really feel it. Look at this succubus, and likewise all women you'd be inclined to lust after. The only reason for her body, her personality, her thoughts and feelings and everything about her to even exist is to be inseminated and successfully give birth to and raise children, nothing more. There is nothing special, magical, meaningful or divine about women, they are just skin, holes and baby incubators. Evolution had to go through all the trouble to create their bodies that way and flood you with hormones just to trick you into procreating, and thats literally all there is to it. And once womens' reproductive years end, they literally wither and shrivel up like raisins- Doesn't matter if the grapes were sour or sweet, they all turn into raisins in the end.

So instead of following your balls into reckless hedonism, or wallowing in the pain of lacking access to women, take a stoic path towards life, like Buddha.
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bump, motherfuker
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>>39077413
I support this. More sluts for me.
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I bet all of my NEETbux that if you ran this over to /sci/ you'd get called a fucking retard and told to leave the board.

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Only people from 2009 and before can post.

I can't even recognized this site anymore.
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>old fag thread
>no one post

why do i even come here anymore
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2009 here. Started when I was 18. Now 26 and can hardly relate to anyone on here.

I hope 4chan gets shut down because I'll never be able to stop coming back on my own.
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>>39077250
I'm not an oldfag but I feel bad for you. It's like watching all your neighbors die or move out and eventually the entire street is replaced by people you want nothing to do with

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what will happen to society if feederism starts trending growing exponentially like a LGBT/fidget spinner type thing?
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>>39077183
nothing really new tbqh at least half of the world is getting progressively fatter as it is
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>>39077183
I will become a suicide bomber and kill as many fatties as I can. Fat fucks are as disgusting as Islam, Nazis, and antifa.
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>>39077260
lol what happened to 4chan

I love these times were in

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I need escapism. Sorrry I know this isn't /v/ but /v/ hates everything. Should I buy Final Fantasy XV? It's on sale right now, thanks!!
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>>39077097
yeah, you should. I haven't played it though
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>>39077189
Then how would you know if its good or not?
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>>39077202
Does that really matter? As long as you can shut your brain off with it

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what would you do if you had a son like you
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>>39076648
I'd probably enjoy it, since I don't hate myself. Not saying I'm a narcissist, but I'd probably be pretty fun since we'd have similar interests.
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>>39076648
I would be the happiest man ever.

Why am I unhappy with myself though? :(
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>>39076648
He wouldn't be like me because he'd have someone that supports him, silly.

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Met this girl online, we went out to eat at chain restaurant. ended up fucking after in the parking lot in her mini van

Now shes saying shes pregnant wat do?
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>>39076526
Your only choice is to end her life
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>>39076526
You fucking idiot. ALWAYS use a condom don't trust bitches on the "pill"".
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>>39076526
delete your account/s and get the fuck outta there

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What's wrong with me? I am a girl who doesn't go after fit Chads. I like husky fat guys with cute faces. Does this suggest something is wrong?

This just proves that not all girls want chad btw
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sexual attraction is different for everyone? color me impressed, i never knew such a thing..
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>>39076488
Nope. Many girls don't go after Chads. It's sexual preference.
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>>39076488
>I like husky fat guys with cute faces.
Just like your dad, right?

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Why don't girls like to sit on a guy's face?
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>>39076420
It's not ergonomic and you can get scoliosis
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>>39076863
>scoliosis
>from getting your pussy eaten
okay

>>39076420
I don't know it bothers me. When I drop pills I love having girls sit on my face and jerk me off. They're never keen. They also complain they can't get off like that. I hate women
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