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>>35381569
>Meet up with people on the internet
>They're all having a good time
>They go to a pub afterwards
Yet you're here, alone on the internet.
How does it feel to be that faggoty?

Well at least they had fun and also it was your fault to use the reddit in the first place

>implying you're not a lard ass redditor yourself
>>35381635
also this, you're even worst than they are.

>>35381521
I feel you man. Shots?

>>35381521
Where you going, kid?

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>>35381521

>Anon is leaving

Aw shit man, I'll see you later

Most NTR fans just enjoy the depravity of it all. It's not about being the cuck, it's about seeing the girl'scout fall and the cuck suffer.

>>35381519
>wanting innocent people to suffer when there could've been a pure love a robot will only experience through the doujin

Find the normie

They enjoy getting (You)s from anime girls

Believe it or not actual shills do come onto /r9k/ and they do like to occasionally shitpost because there's some sort of personal agenda for them to do so.

I'm not saying they're /pol/ level shills or anything like that, but I'm thoroughly convinced that the people that used to consistently post trap generals around the same time were dudes that were either paid to do it, or had some sort of ulterior motive. Then when the tendies meme gained ground, they fucked off.

Obviously trap threads are still posted but most of them are dumb shitposting Australians, though you can still spot the odd shill thread, even on /r9k/.

You've gotta accept that 4chan isn't the secret club it used to be, millions of people come here daily, many of which aren't regulars.

>>35381396
>implying everyone who isn't a normie must like anime
It's bad enough being a socially retarded depressed virgin NEET without being a fucking weeb as well

>>35381388
or you could stop being so autistic and realize that there are several more dating apps out there

>>35381388
You dont need friends on your account to make a tinder you dipshit and they arent able to see your facebook account either.

>create new, blank FB profile that isnt linked to anything

wow so hard. i dont use Tinder 'cause I've heard it's shit, but I think that the use of FB is actually non-existent in the app, it just acts as a form of verification.

>>35381322
>op can't even ignore two little bumps under a shirt
its not even that hard

some girls don't because they want to do the whole ~liberated woman~ thing which i know is a cause for massive rage here

some girls don't because their boobs are so small it makes no real difference. this depends largely on the top you're wearing in my experience

some girls don't because they think bras are bad for your boobs/posture/something or hurt or some other vaguely medical reason. you also see this when girls get their nipples pierced and don't wear a bra for a little bit afterward--in some cases this is to show off your piercing but in other cases its because your shit hurts and you don't need a bra cup rubbing against a fresh piercing

Mostly because they're lazy/trailer trash and don't have a lot of self respect, so they just walk around without a bra on.

I think there's something wrong with your dog

Is that ur dick????

that looks like it would feel pretty cool on your tongue
n-no homo

>>35381268
I know that feel, usually I want to cover her face but in the moment I give in. Also:
>copy homework answers from betas
>never do my own shit and get barely passing grades
>they get straight A's
>bulshit my way into a decent business job
>work my way up
>this one beta asks if I could get him a job, has been unemployed despite a lot of effort
>he got straight A's and gave me answers all the time
>must have sperged on all interviews
>don't want to refer him for a job because he's too awkward and it'd reflect bad on me
>kind of feel bad but whatever

bump for Chad Studies

Those are huge gains, brah. She must be RIPPED!

>>35381213
>tfw no thicc mommy

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post pix

>>35381199
>Now there's like 10 dudes in my class including me and most of them stereotypically look like the type to be robots too

Sounds comfy desu. What are you studying?

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>>35381199
>mfw you were the only one answering honestly
>mfw the person who answered they are a virgin will be found out

You know both guys and girls will lie on this survey but the results will still show the girls are massive sluts.

commit suicide

origonal

>>35381201
But how?

You have been muted for 4 seconds because go fuck yourself you fucking faggot.

>>35381226
gunshot wound to the head

originalo

>>35381147
Yeah, I'd fuck her eye hole at least once.

If that girl is Kurumi, you're fucking right I would

>>35381147
Possibly its not exactly a deal breaker. Theres plenty of ways to hide it, and the possibility of cyborg implants in the future.

your first problem is being fat. youre never going to get a gf so why bother wondering whether youre going to satisfy her to begin with.

as for this 'i pushed the ruler to the bone so hard i literally cut the skin, and that added 0.18235 inches to the length!' bullshit....when youre fucking a chick youre not going to be crushing your fucking pelvis into her so hard that the difference matters.

with a 3.5 inch penis, and a giant fupa, youre looking at getting like...a max of 1 inch into the girl. if you think that's going to satisfy her youre dreaming

real satifaction starts at the 5.5" range, and ends around 7.5-8" depending on the depth of the girl's vagina. they want a feeling of being FILLED, without getting their cervix beat up.

short of penis enlargement surgery, you will never feel satisfying to any woman. sorry dude.

>>35381189
This anon knows

If you manage to lose the weight and don't have loose skin and look decent enough to attract a gf- be sure to stimulate the clit too because your penor probably won't be too great

>>35381189
>>35381343

>post my most embarrassing personal situation
>get these negative posts
>should make me really sad
>I don't feel anything

It finally happened.
I finally stopped giving a shit.

>tfw they completely fuck up your order but you're too socially awkward to go inside and complain

>Not ordering trendies like a good boy

Get out.

>stalking my McDick's orders

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tfw toe dumb too gf

>>35381086
>beta orbiter
I've never understood this meme. How can you people even befriend women? They're fucking horrible.