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>Started taking maca root
>feels nothing the first time, but after a few times it begins to kick in
>have energy to get out of bed in the morning
>renewed interest in hobbies
>keep eating two spoonfuls every morning
>libido coming back
>no longer want to die constantly
>started growing thicker facial hair
>remember what it feels like to be happy again

ITT: We discuss dank herbs to help robots overcome their misery.

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How do I fall asleep without masturbating?

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If you're a racist just know you would literally get broken bones if you said any of the bullshit you spout on 4chan in front of me. So keep hiding on the internet, it's only safe place for worms like yourself.

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>He's a virgin

Yeah, I hope you don't let anyone aware of that outside of your neckbeard weeb forums. People don't take too kindly to that. If you somehow manage to get a GF don't you dare fucking tell her that shit or you will definitely not be getting any pussy before she breaks up with you.

My 2nd gf who I lost my virginity to never even knew. Don't run your mouth "I love and respect you so I'm glad I waited for you, can't wait until we finally bang it'll be our first time" (Protip: It won't be her's even if she's a virgin she isn't gonna respect the fact that you can't get laid) You'll look like a cringey cuck, just lie and say you slay pussy. Even after you bang her don't pull a "You're so special i'm glad you took my buhginity card"

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Anime is cringe. Questions?

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Post your school shooter theme

https://youtu.be/FA69oJLOBsM

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>tfw no muscular gfs to snu-snu with

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>literally five (5) threads on the front page having to do with traps, gays, or gay incest
What is wrong with you stupid fags? I just want to beat the shit out of you stupid little gay ass retards.

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This board is about robot things.
Your sjw lgbt whatever stuff does not belong here because it doesn't affect robot life.
Nobody here gives a fuck ( literally that's why we are here) so get out pls.

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Ive been eating 800 calories a day. Ive seen no change after a month.

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I feel stupid asking this, but that's why I come here. Do guys enjoy making out with girls?

I've only made out with one girl and it was very short and she wasn't interested because it was a result of truth or dare. She literally, audibly said "eewwww" when I was dared to make out with her and my wee heart sank into my stomach and I just wanted to leave on the spot, but I didn't want to look like a fag or a coward so I went along with it. I kind of liked the girl too but started liking her less and less as I got to know her better and then this came along and I just kind of thought of her as meh, but it still hurt to be rejected like that. We made out for a moment anyway but it just felt horribly awkward and I instantly regretted even showing up to hang out with those friends that night.

I've never given it much thought before that night, but now I just view making out as a prerequisite to getting laid. Like it's just something you have to do and be good at to get laid, but that it's not something that enjoyable. I'm curious if other robots, regardless of experience, view making out as something they'd enjoy or if they too just see it as a means to an end goal.

>pic semi-related; I still enjoy watching haram lesbino muzzie girls making out

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Tfw no literal cow gf

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Daily reminder if you dont have DD's by the age of 16 you're not a real woman.

>inb4 if you dont have an 8inch dick
>Inbf if your not 6ft tall

No one cares. A flat chested ho is about as useful as a 3 yo. Have fun with your miscarriages and never being able to properly feed your baby if you do have one.

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>grew an inch higher
5'7 WOOOOOO

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>have benis
>say you're a girl
Explain to me the mental gymnastics