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>>37833663
Yep, and neither were the people I've seen who had to have black crud sucked out of their lungs from smoking.
But no by all means you're the lucky special one who's strong enough to be fine.

Anonymous
2017-06-20 02:34:49 Post No.37833254
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:34:49 Post No. 37833254 [Report] [View this topic]

>it's another mommy yells at you because you'd rather shitpost than work a full time wagie construction job episode
Starting to love this rerun

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2017-06-20 02:34:40 Post No.37833251
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:34:40 Post No. 37833251 [Report] [View this topic]

Even without my umbilical cord, I've still got 12,000 plates of fortified armor, and I've got my AT field!

There's no way I can lose!

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 03:10:51 Post No.37833960
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What was the point of this original thread

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The Lance of Longinus!?

Anonymous
2017-06-20 02:29:53 Post No.37833141
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:29:53 Post No. 37833141 [Report] [View this topic]

Finally start to try to talk to people even though a little overweight
"Hey anon, we gotta hang out this summer"
"Yeah sure call me whenever"
>never gets called ever

Why does my life suck so much?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:37:52 Post No.37833318
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>>37833141
That sucks man, wanna hang out?

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>>37833318
Are you a girl?

Origiosnalis

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>>37833141
>"Hey anon, we gotta hang out this summer"
>"Yeah sure call me whenever"
>never gets called ever

So you never call them, or they never call you?

They never relly called me, so ended up calling them, and then they seemed sort of annoyed when I visited or we went and did something.

All those people can just go to hell.

namefag
2017-06-20 02:21:18 Post No.37832984
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namefag 2017-06-20 02:21:18 Post No. 37832984 [Report] [View this topic]

hello r9k
I've never really been on this board before, more of a /g/ / /pol/ man myself, but I'm pretty fucked on some nice deepweb cocaine and would love to chat shit for a couple hours until I run out.

ama.

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:22:26 Post No.37833009
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>>37832984
fuck off retard
aroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>37833009
ahh the warm welcome I expected, think of that one yourself?

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>>37833111
fuck off retard
arooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooga

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2017-06-20 02:20:47 Post No.37832971
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:20:47 Post No. 37832971 [Report] [View this topic]

CHEESE IS A KIND OF MEAT

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>>37832971
A TASTY YELLOW BEEF..

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2017-06-20 02:19:31 Post No.37832949
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:19:31 Post No. 37832949 [Report] [View this topic]

>On Tinder for 3 days
>Swipe right for everyone that isn't black/hyper-ugly/fat
>No matches
>Delete account and do the same thing
>No matches
>Delete account and do the same thing one more time
>Basically give up
>Get alert that I have been super liked
>Get alert that I have been liked

Got two matches so far, just have to think of what I will say. Have I ascended robots?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:26:29 Post No.37833084
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Say hi I'm a normal guy just wondering if you could go out to lunch or maybe dinner and coffee so we can get to know each other ?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:19:12 Post No. 37832945 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmNAwK_GwBs

Do something about it.

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2017-06-20 02:18:47 Post No.37832933
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:18:47 Post No. 37832933 [Report] [View this topic]

/r9k/ discord servers thread?

6yBhAux

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:20:48 Post No.37832972
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>>37832933

It's almost like people like some things...more than other things...

I'm pushing my neurons to their limits right now.

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:17:42 Post No. 37832913 [Report] [View this topic]

>Know /r9k/ does nothing but get me angry
>Been trying to stay away from it, was doing good for a while but I spent the day here
>Seeing red, feeling dizzy

How do you calm down when you get angry?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:17:21 Post No. 37832903 [Report] [View this topic]

Just when I start to give women a chance they manage to make my opinion of them even lower than before. Why is sucking cock such a casual thing for modern day sluts? And I don't mean sucking someone they care abouts cock but just random dudes they find attractive. The worst part is their whore friends encourage this behavior. Then when actually asked on a date they say yes but then slowly blow it off and find excuses until they find another random dick to suck.
Fuck women. I'm honestly sick of them and doubt I'll ever find a girl that will love me and have the same family values and non slut mindset as myself.

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:08:11 Post No. 37832734 [Report] [View this topic]

How in the fuck did the cuck meme get so poular in the first place? I blame /pol/

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>>37832734
Damn Keanu was damn good looking in 94.

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:05:41 Post No. 37832689 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm being forced to attend a "team bonding" seminar next week at work.
I don't know the full specifics, but I know at some point we're going to have to play that circle game where each person says some things about themselves.
fuck guys, what do I do? I can't quit, the money is too good

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>>37832689
I made the one thing about myself "I'm the type of person who doesn't want to say a damn thing about myself."

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 02:05:19 Post No. 37832679 [Report] [View this topic]

>just turned 18
>see empty boxes pilled up in the garage

This is the end for me, isn't it?

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Make a little house out of them

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>>37832736
Do this!

That way when they kick you out, you have a place to stay!

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>>37832679
harden the fuck up before it's too late

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