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Luxembourg has the lowest NEET rate. Only 6%
Luxembourg is one of the richest country and I could easily study without getting in debt.

Still I am a 23 year old NEET because I have no idea what I should do or study.

I definitely have normie potential because I am also handdome and smart. But I cant imagine working most jobs for more than 6 hours a day because I love my NEET freetime and hobbies. And houses/ flats are also very expensive and I dont want to work a shitty job just to get by

What should I do?
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Inb4 kys
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>>35387837
> I am also handsome and smart

> What should I do?

Get off this fucking board you pathetic failed normie. Nobody wants you here and you are the epitome of a failed human - you have what it takes to live the normalfag life but somehow even fuck that up. Get the FUCK off this FUCKING board right FUCKING now. REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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It sounds like you have two separate problems, don't mix them up in your head.

First: what should you take in school?

That's a tough one - you want to get into something that has some prospects but that follows your talents. I can't help you much there.

Second: should you move?
Have you investigated what it would take to immigrate to Luxembourg? Do you even have the cash to do it? What about language issues?

Let's have a more sophisticated thread here. I'm sick and tired of the trap and "tfw no gf" threads.

This place used to be cozy.
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>tfw not TRAP gf
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I don't remember r9k ever being "cozy".
I do remember less pol/b content and more greentext stories though. Wish they would come back

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>all this tfw no gf talk
>actually step into normiehood a few times
>every single time I'm reminded of what disgusting creatures women are to live with

Why was I not warned? I thought I just got unlucky the first time, but it just kept happening. It is revolting seeing how women usually live.

I didn't have any sisters, so was this a redpill I missed growing up because I never had to live near any women for more than a day or two?
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>>35387762
I can't stand how they coat their face in makeup and soak themselves in perfume. Shit is absolutely disgusting.
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>>35387762
Maybe it's you original

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How do I DDOS my own home network?

I have a stupid NEET brother that just games, streams, and torrents by gigs and makes it fucking impossible to do basic shit like basic web browsing.

I need to kamikaze this shit so he finally learns to share.
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>>35387747
Kick his ass you fucking beta cuck. Or fuck his computer up.
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Maybe install an alternative OS on your router, one that caps traffic somehow. Have you seen this? Pretty highly rated and it might do what you want it to.

http://www.dd-wrt.com/site/index
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Just get LOIC and do it from the library or a cafe.

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While you're wishing for a girlfriend, normies are pretending to ruin their own anniversary with a girlfriend for a prank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EPuxcWrIHA
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>>35387739
Hilarious if real
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>>35387739
Thought it was going to be funny.
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fuarkin normies man

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I love you fuckers!


try to smile!
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>>35387695
Buffalo solider
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>>35387695
Sir, please do not smoke pot while autism is in your general area.
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>>35387695
Autism's ok. Nobodies perfect.

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Anybody have a template of this?
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>>35387674
just use ms paint you dumbass
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>>35387674
Since I'm feeling nice you can have it

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>girl lets her dog fuck her
>normies don't give a shit, say she's exploring her sexuality
>guy smears peanut butter on his dick so his dog licks it
>guy gets labeled as a perverted freak
Can someone explain this double standard to me?
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one is sexy one isn't
i love watching my girl fuck our dog
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If you really think normies think girls fucking dogs are anything but disgusting bordering on animal abuse, you've spent too much time on here.

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Questionable Photos
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Fuck the original gotdang comments, aaaaaah.
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aaaah, I would've had like five wacky images posted by now.
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WATERLOO LUU

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ma turned off hot water and threatens internet next........brb cold showering bros wut do?
she serious this time
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holy shit man
does she wants you to work/move out or something?
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>>35387540
You gotta slap that cunt and let her know this your fucking house. Don't let that roastie push you around, and if your beta provider dad gets in your face fuck him up too. This is your shit.

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How do we stop /pol/?
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>>35387524
Can you imagine having enough money to straight off pay people to post on internet forums designated for lonely social outcasts, just to cover every single ounce of the internet up because you did such a piss-fucking poor job of hiding your blatant corruption.

And even after the election was lost.

>>>>>>>7 cents per post
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>>35387524
Like any other attention whores and crybabies, you ignore them.
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>>35387524
>tfw /pol/ is always right

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ive been masturbating for the past 2 hours. it's so fun knowing how not to cum, im shaking from joy right now.
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good for you my friend.
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another hour lads
i dont want to cum because i will feel tired and depressed...

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>female only rentals
>tell them i identify as female
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>>35387456
you could probably do this, and if they refuse you could get them on anti-discrimination laws.

I don't know if that shit would fly under Trump, but certainly in most of Europe you'd get away with it.
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Those ads are creepy as fuck but funny.
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No, no, OP. Tell them you identify as a lesbian.

That way it's double discrimination if you get rejected.

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Robots, i have a suicide question. Would a car rolling over my neck/head be instantly fatal? What i'm picturing is weighing down the brake with something while i get into position then pulling it free with a rope. Would this kill me quickly for certain or would i need to be concerned with the vehicle's speed or slope of the environment?
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>>35387445
Nope

too many things can go wrong
depending on the speed the car might either climb over you or drag you etc

either way it wont be instant
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>>35387508
What would good conditions for this to work look like? How durable can a human skull be against 6000 lbs of metal?
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>>35387634
>How durable can a human skull be against 6000 lbs of metal?

again the problem is that the car might just roll over you like a speed bump.
After all cars are designed to drive over speed bumps and pot holes,

But a truck on the other hand can definitely get it done

pic related

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wtf he is 5'6 and has a qt girlfriend
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>>35387438
>5'6
Disgusting.

Well, he has a lot of shekels and does the rapping - famous.
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>>35387438

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Kids these days...
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>>35387438
Ariana Grande is like 2 inches away from being legally a midget

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