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is it an important criteria for most robots or just a meme that keeps being pushed?
https://strawpoll.com/z7g3d871
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bump because I need a bigger sample
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>>39637491
oh god i miss you ashley....
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>>39637491
I am no longer a robot since i've had sex. I used to be one and spent all my time here. I always wanted virgin gf. After having sex I know virgin gf is not attainable, since there are none left. Therefore gf isn't attainable. If you're a robot your choice is either meaningless sex or having a slut gf. Meaningless sex is better because a slut will never have enough in common with you to be able to form a relationship
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>be me
>bored 18 year old senior
>make a right wing facebook group chat
>mostly ancaps fascists and national socialists
>pretty big get 30 members
>one day i'll post more crazy things this group chat as done but today i'll tell you robots about the dominos pizza story
>third in command his a man we will call stock
>he lives about 700 miles away from me
>good guy
>one night when getting ready to watch the mayweather and mcgregor fight i get some dominos
>he makes the joke of telling me to order him a pizza to
>he put his actual address on his facebook
>i order him a ham pineapple and BBQ pizza
>heispissed.jpg
>he thinks it over but it's really just begun
>me and my second and command we will call runyon order him 25 pizzas at a time every single day
>we know where he works and order pizzas to his work place
>they stop accepting online orders to his house
>fake call using skype and voice changer
>they just black list his house entirely
>order pizzas to stocks neighbors
>they eventually stop taking orders over the internet
>start calling in orders through the phone using a voice model
>over skype obviously
>in a desperate attempt to stop the fake orders they close the phone line it's now a walk in
>have stock walk in and order pizzas
>get his friends to walk in to
>they stop taking his orders
>start ordering dildos over the internet and pizzas to dominos
>make dominos pay for the items
>dominos can't stay steady as a walk in
>the overwhelming pizzas and dildos put pressure on them
>they can't get proper income and shut down
>tfw two teens from ohio along with a few grown men shut down a fucking dominos in another state
i'll post pics of the chat down below
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>>39637439
loloriginal text retard meme fuck
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the first of many great screenshots of him bring mad
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the third of him being mad it was sent to his work
I'm a senior in college and i've never had a gf
how pathetic is this?
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Same here dude, so fucking what.
Tell me if you don't have a job lined up, did no internships and have a shit GPA and then we can be feelbros.
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>>39637428
Im an 18 yo senior and my only option is a black hair blue eyed coal burner. could be worse.
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>>39637447
I did an internship at Google this past summer (dunno if I got the job yet) and my GPA is high enough to stay in honors
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>roasties everywhere
>tons of phoneposters
>normalfaggots complaining about how tough they have it
>normalfaggots and roasties even have the audacity to tell robots to piss off on a board created for robots
what the hell happened here?
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>>39637403
>a board created for robots
No, you don't belong here either, feelfags are the original cancer of this place. You're what got this board deleted the first time, and then infested other boards to the point /r9k/ was remade as a containment board. /r9k/ was originally for original content, not your kind, but you don't remember this because you're probably underage and weren't around for original arcanine. You came in so late, you think it's muh roasties and normalfags, as if thirsty beta feelfags don't fuel attention to the former and attract the latter by being something for them to laugh at. Feelfags and underage users are the biggest thing killing /r9k/, I swear the average age of this board is 16-18 now.
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>tfw when the anon who comes and dumps his collection of vintage japanese porn doesnt come here anymore
>we havent seen or heard of refrigerator bro in years
>that one time when that rich chad who timestamped and was hanging with robots stopped using his trip and now we dont know if he still posts or ascended to normiehood
this place is dead
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>>39637668
>and then infested other boards to the point /r9k/ was remade as a containment board
that's why I said "on a board created for robots", you faggot
How lazy are you fellow robots?.
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>tfw too lazy to finish cleaning my room
>too lazy to go to sleep
>too lazy to play VR
What am I supposed to do?
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>>39637425
>>tfw too lazy to finish cleaning my room
I know that feel bro.
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>>39637459
Your thread got me to start, thanks.
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>I am 29 yet spend half my days talking with 17-18 year olds on discord and dubtrack
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>i am 26 years old and spend my weekends shitposting on a forum designed for edgy teenagers and depressed adolescents
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>>39637321
>tfw 20
>All my former class mates are currently in uni
>All of them have a bright future
>I can't even land an entry level job.
What's the point lads
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>>39637371
Fuck you Mantras.
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You ever use Craigslist for sex?
How'd it go?
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>>39637315
pic related
orgene
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all spam of girls when i tried. it was like check out my profile here.
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>>39637315
nah, all the guys are like 30+ (more like 50+ desu) and I'd rather find a guy my age to fool around with.
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>try to find sauce for pic related
>search "Lazytown porn"
>tons of cheese pizza comes up
>tfw I just committed a felony (at least where I live)
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>he doesn't know how to spot a shadman comic
wew lad
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>>39637311
>try to find cheese pizza
>search for cheese pizza
>find cheese pizza
>wtf guys, why am I getting all this cheese pizza?
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>>39637311
do you consider drawings real people?
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Why do people like this go to r9k just to promote how pathetic they are? Like okay, your life is unbearingly fucking sad, well done anon, tomorrrow nobody will care. And the day after that, and the day after that too, until finally, you die, forgotten, with not even one person to remember you, having never even HUGGED a female. Do you know how sad and pathetic this is? I get it, your life sucks, but at least lie like all the under 18s on this site do
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die phoneposter faggot
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Are you a roastie? You sure sound like one
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>>39637298
Op again, this is how I imagine them all to look
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>tfw no soft squeezable bf
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>>39637266
>fall for the /fit/ meme
>getting to the age where women start liking dad bods
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I have a chubby belly, gyno with extremely sensitive nipples and i'm 5'7.
Is there any demand for this?
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>>39637287
It's not a bad idea to do cardio and eat healthy. Being jacked is a fucking meme it's all confidence.
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Seattle bits, is the $15 minimum wage just in the city of Seattle? Or does it apply to the surrounding areas as well? Like Kent, or Bellevue?
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>>39637253
We'll Seattle is the only place where an apartment is 1300 so take a guess ruralfag God you forest dwellers are stupid
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technically just seattle,
but 99% of the area still pays $15 min.
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>>39637531
OK, makes sense, I got a job just outside of Seattle and it's $14 + .50 after 3,6 and a year so I thought I was getting JEWED
a-anyone wana be frends?
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>>39637229
I dont hav frends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLnd3AYEd2k
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I dunno op da other anuns mak fun of u
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>>39637229
>you will never suck Apu's dick
>has a gf
What's your excuse?
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>>39637164
I'm not confident like Chris(tine)-chan
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I'm not autismic
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>>39637164
every time I go near a girl literally lose my breath and therefore the ability to speak
with verbal communication off the table getting a gf is difficult
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I was being angry and retarded last night and somehow broke the charger for my tablet. A piece is stuck in the charging port now and I'm a brokefag and have no money for a new charger OR tablet. I'm currently at 45% battery life now. This is anon saying farewell to you anonymous sons of bitch for a while as I won't be able to use the internet once my battery dies. I'm using this opportunity to tell you all how much I fucking hate normalfags and hope they die in a bloody cataclysm during some apocalyptic event in the near future. Fuck humanity, eat shit and have a great night :)
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38% NOW LADS, HOLD ME!!!!!!!
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Quick go to ifixit.com and figure out how to disassemble it.
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>>39637148
Have you tried microwaving your tablet?
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>Everything keeps changing
Why can't I accept change?
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What is changing? Tell it to me anon
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>>39637047
because you're autisic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx4Hjq6KwO0
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Because everything is getting more shit by the day