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>>35675858
I do but I'm black as well.
I'd pay too if u drive me around

>>35675921
Im a virgin that can't drive.
But I don't talk enough for people to know

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>tfw he apparently still listens to MF DOOM after I shared Madvillainy with him all these years ago

I wonder if he remembers me sometimes

If you had a condom on the entire time what are you so worried about? Plus if you got an STD it would take a little while to show symptoms not right away lol

>>35675870
I know it's fucking retarded but I'm a bit of a hypochondriac, I'm thinking maybe she had some shit on her fingernails or the thing broke and neither me or her noticed (hardly even possible I know).

I feel you lol but thats not really how it works. You wouldnt get symptoms immediately afterwards haha

>>35675812
who is THIIIIIIIIIS


fish

>>35675812
mmmmmm nice tiddies, who is this OP? Tell me or else you're a colossal faggot.

>>35675812
Is normal that as a guy i envy the female form so much? Idk why, isn't that i hate my body i actually care about it but still...

Pathetic. Sage in all fields.

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Only pedophiles post remilia

>>35675768

Who still goes to internet chatrooms?

Anybody that still uses internet chatrooms needs to be gassed.

>>35675766
>I-I thought he bullied me because he liked me...
lol

>>35675766

Maybe, he secretly loves you, anon kun.

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>>35676143
>Maybe, he secretly loves you, anon kun.
then why does he have a gf
I could be his bf if he wanted and he could bully me all the time

>>35675765
If you're a Christian, then homosexuality is still a sin. Not sure about other religions though.

>>35675765
You're going to hell for not having sex with ME (male)

>>35675991
but it's 2017 so everything is okay :(

Vaped some weed and just went to a "massage" place around my place and paid extra for a little secret service. Gonna go do some homework after my diarrhea stops.

>>35675852
Tbh this diarrhea feels pretty good shitting it all out.

>up at 8
>work for 8 hours
>get home, drink a lot and eat 3 apples and some ground beef for dinner
>sit on /r9k/ while I listen to the same playlist I listen to every day

Absolutely not you massive fucking retard
Go back to tumblr

>>35675696
I don't think they should be. I wanted to see if other robots would consider them to be. Stop being a faggot.

>>35675684
>should homosexual cross-dressers and fictional hermaphrodites be considered other sexes.

No, dummy

>>35675659
>most important thing grow food
>we get better at it
>way better
>they invent tractor on top of this
>one man does work of thousands
>less jobs left because of such things happening
>people that still work throw tantrum and invent new jobs for the useless
>these knew jobs take time to fill
I'd like it if those that didn't really want to work would stop their shit and just be lazy, they know they want to, but le bible says to work hard.

You know the USA, anyway, is the odd one to not have half it's workers working part time.

Check it.

But anyway, automation and outsourcing is the cause.

Back before females voted only half of us needed to work, imagine how low it could be today.

Yes its the internet, not because of what it does to men though. Men use the internet normally, that's why people on the internet are assumed to be male.

The reason it prevents a lot of men from progressing is that women do not use the internet normally. They use it to inflate their own egos and it stunts women emotionally, which means they are unable to help men grow. This is more common the younger the girls, so the younger the men the more likely they are to have no ambition. The internet has exposed how pointless and a waste of time dating and marriage is, and as such men have no goals anymore. they COULD get a job but then what do they pay for? Just video games, food, maybe weed? Just a bunch of stuff. Men can no longer be fulfilled because they're being prevented from having meaningful relationships with women and so can not have any long term goals.

The lesson here is to find a cute Amish girl.

>>35675659
I'm too depressed, anxious, and aggressive to ever make it in the world on my own. I'm capable of small-time work, which I do, but a full-time job is permanently out of the question for me, I believe. I become genuinely suicidal when I attempt to do so.

I do try my best to help others when I can, and try to not be a complete waste of resources, but I'm never going to be able to live as an "adult" in the traditional sense of the word, as far as I'm concerned.

As far as what caused it? I'd say poor socialization, isolation, and mental illness. The internet definitely makes it possible, but I'd still be pretty bad off even without it.

Man, Zyzz had one ugly fucking face. Also, women like spending time with me. I just don't like being around them because I am a socially anxious autist.

Chad can't rape.

Pretty good cus that guys probably gay so checkmate

>>35675587
Nice Post anon! I hope some one responds with something helpful!

>>35675587
SHOW HER THE CUM CAPACITATOR

>>35676119
What about the PoopStick?

>>35675550
most robots seem to like it, but I couldn't get interested in the problems of a washed up actor and dropped it within 1 episode

I watch it, but I'm a roastie covert normie- you'll find that Bojack is largely going to appeal to cyborgs and normies because of the subject matter.
it isn't very /r9k/

I didn't like Season 3.

>>35675511
by never replying to them or giving them any sort of attention

>>35675511
>why would I eat a sandwich? especially a sandwich made of male tears? Slut.

>Trump beat Hilary and now I,a man, have the pleasure of seeing Crooked Hilary where she belongs: behind bars!

>why I should I marry you when I can go to the barn and get some free milk, and have cow sex with the cow?

>>35675567
>by never replying to them or giving them any sort of attention

instead of this, every time a woman posts highlight her entire post and just reply with the word "ugly"

Is this another Oneitis text thread? Yesterdays was gold

>>35675508
Fuck it sure why now

>>35675480
You need to like. Be....not.... so....... I don't know........

strange. Thats weird shit you say during the relationship

Why did you get married at an early age?

>>35675476
Are you a guy or a girl?
Original Commenterino.

>>35675868
Guy.

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