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>white
>brown hair
>shorter than me
>doesn't do drugs, no tattoos
>plays vidya/comes travelling with me
>good sense of humour
>introverted
>likes cuddling

I know they exist, but they're hiding.

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>>39257064
My combo
If I find a mix of these 2 I'll be fine

>>39257064
>stoic / mature look
>still qt in a strange way
>taller than me
>smokes (cigarettes not dude weed)
>dominant
>rude and smug on the surface
>but actually loves and cares for you lots

It doesn't exist but I can pray that it will

well that was retarded

>she ask me if she can get in touch with from facebook.
"Sorry, i don't add people i can't meet up with."

Wow, so hard.

>be me, 24 beta kissless virgin
>almost naked on omegle, want to fap, but don't show face
>a girl spawn. she show face, but she's not naked
>she show tits
>I ask for more, but she don't wanna get naked
>she's not home alone and she doesn't want to be caught
>dirty talks and fap together, I try to appear alpha even if I'm not
>she came two times, then I cum for her
>she says she still owe me ass and pussy
>she ask me for kik
>I make a throwaway
>we chat a little, but I'm too autistic to message her in the few next days

Happened a week ago. We never talked again, but I still have her contact.
What should I do?

I have other stories to be honest, but I can't be proud of them so I don't know if I'm going to share them.

Probably. But I'm getting a salad.

I don't know why you would want to.

>>39257056
There were places in Africa that were serving human meat. It got shut down when govt realized that they were getting the meat by just killing random people. Fucking disgusting.

>>39257009
Anons answer me this is important

>>39257009
Yes that is mania and you will make irrational decisions that will harm you or ruin your life.

>>39257009
When nutjobs refuse to take their crazy pills its always such a riot

>>39256983
Night work is definitely the best for a robot. I used to clean operating rooms in a hospital at night and it was the comfiest because no people were around and the manager didn't give a fuck as long as I did my job. Plus, you get that extra dollar for being in 3rd shift.

Overnight security. Literally all you do is sit at a desk, shitpost on 4chan and do patrols around the property

Anything in the manufacturing/assembly/warehouse field. Little to no customers or clients to speak to.

Is this why women avoid me when I tell them I like history?

It is for me. I'm obsessed with history, especially Roman.
Girls don't like me much so I can't precisely say how it'll affect your chances with them.

Women hate history because they don't understand it.

No, but it looks cool as long as you don't make a stupid face

>>39256840
Well if I wink at a girl and it looks cool will she get the hint?

>>39257990
no, she probably thinks youre spastic

>>39256795
Looks like complete dogshit, OP. How can you even stand to look at that shit while it's in front of you. I'm seeing it on a screen and I'm almost sick

>>39256795
Looks very healthy but I'm still trying to decipher your English.

>>39256818
what's wrong with it? it's literally a couple small pieces of meat, a chunk of cheese, and a couple tomatoes and a slice of pepper with some kind of juice. it's not much of a meal, but would make a decent snack

>>39256623
Autistic boys are either unfathomably annoying, or introverts who have no clue how to date, with a few exceptions here and there.

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Replace the boy with a girl and suddenly you have a 100+ replies thread.

Still baffles me how people still proclaim that women can be robots

>>39256702
this
An "autistic bf" would be Chad with some light mental issues
Actual autistic boys aren't worth dirt to females. Not that I can blame them. I'd never date that fat cunt in OP's pic either.

Life in prison is surely worse than life outside prison.

>i want to do meth and i dont want to feel bad about doing meth

Enjoy looking like the gouls from fallout

Rather do amphetamine, rc or cocaine if you want uppers. Definetely less harmful.

>>39256415
nope, not unless you're a chad

>>39256415
Quite the opposite, women on college campuses are the most entitled, backwards thinking people on the face of the earth. They literally have a never-ending inventory of Chad/Tyrone cock to choose from, a social culture which will never condemn them, and probably some rich naive boomer daddy that fuels it all.

Good luck.

>>39256415
no.

this post is rather original

>>39256406
Because you're lonely and empty

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>>39256406
> on the verge of being homeless
> skelly and unhealthy
> waste every second of every day being a NEET

tfw still somewhat satisfied with life

>>39256439
dex is this you

>>39256399
Eating less
I will succeed

not going completley relapse and shove unhealthy food in my food hole

>>39256399
Why do you even let yourself get fat? All it takes is restraint, and the right foods.

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Ugh.
Back to the my comfy crypt.

>>39256362
oh... good one... I'm actually going back in a second, just came to get some water.

>>39256362
Please tell me those are not large cuts of just fucking butter on each of their plates.

>>39256278
Nice Jew hair buddy boy

rolling for balding

JUST haircut for you spic faggot