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>>39626061
>/pol/cucks want to bring back the "old ways"
>tfw pagan

He doesn't seem to be happy with the Gulf of Mexico. Hurricane hits Texas, hurricanes hit Florida and the Caribbean, there was just an earthquake in Mexico that may trigger a tsunami. That guy really wants us dead.

Poseidon has an alliance with dolphins and sea creatures. His destructive power has sent millions scurrying to the north seeking safety. Those who evade Poseidon's judgment by evacuating will not escape judgment, but only delay Poseidon's judgment.

i have already. but at least i'm not an ugly fuck. i'm cute.

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>When did you finally accept that this will be your future?
Earlier this year. Feels shitty man.

that's not my future
i'll be dead long before i start balding

>>39625994
>talking to women

Fuck off this board and try to get a blowy or something from her god dammit

>>39625994
Women trick you into thinking you're special to them, but if someone better comes along, in the trash you go

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yeah, I lost

Where's the reservation, eh?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4 Did this inspire you?

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>>39625999
This is ground control to my sides.

>>39625984
Why are you worried about what's on Reddit?

>>39625984
Why would you not just talk about this with the rest of the faggots on reddit? Go back to the thread there. Stay there this time though.

>>39626202
I don't like them very much.
>>39626263
Can't stay there, I don't fit in.

>>39625953
Yes, I've been a male for 20 years. Sex was pretty bad.
Then I turned into a female and sex is 1000 times better

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>>39625983
care to elaborate? in what ways?

>>39626073
Im just larping, relax nigga

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you have to desensitize, there is absolutely no hope for anything that's at least remotely joyful in the world.

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>halo 3 hype was at a all time high 10 years ago
>tfw will never put a preorder for that game ever again

>>39625893
>I'm 27 years old
>I started going on 4chan when I was 15
What the fuck happened

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>>39625858
>less requirements
>immediate gratification
>support network so they can only fail if they choose to
being a woman is literally life on basic easy mode.

>>39625858
That's not how you should make graphs.
Next time make two distinct yet overlapping bell curves.

Yes this is the true tragedy of womanhood, and you'd think feminism would have figured it out by now, but sadly feminism is a gigantic clusterfuck of braindead retard women who love being ambitionless slobs and just want to get doted on and have their meals paid for, so the women who have actual souls are never allowed to develop

Offer my boipucci to the superior woman.

>>39625783
suck it. let them cum on my face and then offer them a rimjob.

that is a nice dick

>>39625783
simple. i sage and report

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>>39625768
>spent $200 on bonsais and bonsai equipment this week
what's wrong with me

convince me not to go buy alcohol and mix it with benzos right now

>>39625791
Hey anon that sounds like a nice hobby, and cute too. Good for you.
I hope they grow well and you enjoy taking care of them

>>39625725
I thought all of Canada/US was like this?

>>39625765
Not even close I went to bamf alberta and although there is a lot of multicultural bs people dispite being stuck up are far less autistic. The other day a couple had a fight about what brand of noodles they should get in the middle of the line at rhe checkout i was at. They were native american but still.

Ended with her storming out the store and her pizza mac n cheese flavor on the floor

>>39625725
>chicken chips
>not ketchup with ugly kids licking their red-stained fingers

also that shit is completely tame and respectful. nothing compared to "diverse" poor.

SINGLE LIFE

>on /r9k/ starting to feel tfw no gf
>tfw hear normie neighbors arguing
>tfw get blasted with ultra-vivid memory of what it was like to be stuck in a room with some cunt who was acting completely unreasonable for no reason
>tfw ultra-vivid memory of what it's like to spend five days around someone who is "mad at you" but "doesn't want to talk about it"
>tfw ultra-vivid memory of having to convince and beg another human being to just tell you what's fucking wrong and why they're being weird
>tfw ultra-vivid memory of what it's like to be completely tethered, like a fucking ball and chain, to the weird emotional swings of another human being who doesn't even try to care about how they affect you
>tfw ultra-vivid memory of having to plan entire day around what some other person wanted to do, and you can't say "no" because you're "supposed" to hang out with them and do things with them (even if you don't want to, and the things are shit)
>tfw ultra-vivid memory of getting bitchy vague texts and having to spend 25 minutes of morning drive wondering "wtf did i do?"
>tfw ultra-vivid memory of wanting to just chill and play video games and do my own thing on a friday night, maybe stay up all night and sleep on saturday, but i promised i would watch a TV show i don't like with somebody and i can't keep them up past midnight because they have to go to lunch with their sister in the morning
>tfw ultra-vivid memory of never being able to spread my legs out in bed
>tfw ultra-vivid memory of having to limit how much i move around in bed
>tfw i realize im completely alone in this room
>tfw i get up and kick some shit over for no reason just because i feel like it, and no one goes "WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT???"
>tfw i can do WHATEVER i want
>tfw pussy aint worth it

>>39625751
really makes you think.
>tfw I can go on motorbike ride every night and no one questions me

>tfw no gf to lend you money and go on adventures with you

It's mostly good though

>"comfy"
> large open spaces, text spam

I remember early in the game's life I was on a small server with about like 12 people, everyone lived in a small valley right in front of spawn, the admin had a redstone and bedrock labyrinth home
But everyone else lived in small tree houses and sheds all stacked around the town center which was a big tree
It was the comfiest shit imagineable and I'll never get to live it again.

>>39625587
A truly comfy Minecraft server would have little to no plugins and just be survival.

>>39625920
this, can we get an anon to do this? pure vanilla minecraft survival

>>39625489
But Chad is sooo hot though. Who could resist him?

>>39625489
if u cant find a gf, why dont you be the gf? then i can have a gf

>>39625489
Would girls find you hot, though? If yes then why do you not have a gf?

I would agree with you but I'm currently dealing with food poisoning and this is much worse

>>39625515
But food poisoning is only temporary
While Loneliness is forever

>>39625459
What's your discord? Wanna be my girlfriend?