Every time a man tries to brag to me about having sex with other women I instantly lose interest.
How can I ever desire a man who has Stacy's cum on his face?
>I'm going to be original and funny by flipping the genders in a stereotypical robot post
hey guys, I posted about this before and against both my better judgement and what 90% of anyone else told me I should do, I plan to pick up 2 grams of coke soon to help me talk to qts at school (highschool senior so technically not underaged)
how bad did I fuck up and has coke helped any of you guys get the courage to talk to girls?
>mfw Yooka-Laylee gets mediocre reviews
They deserve it.
How would you handle it if a girl was obsessed with you, and you didn't like her back?
Should I get adult braces? Dubs decide
your teeth look fine, stop being so insecure
Hey anon, what kind of sexual activities do you like?
Oh my god...
>tfw I watch swooie's vids when I'm alone
I know none of his vids will help me in the slightest, but he's got a nice voice so it's not completely insufferable to listen to him blog about nothing.
>Why the fuck are all these guys over here saying "Oh it's hard being a guy to" but when did swoozie say it's not? Is it wrong to have one video supporting girls?
that whole comment
If sex isn't so great why do normies have it instead of just masturbating?
>Sex isnt great.
>Masturbation isnt great either.
>If you had to choose between the lesser evil of the two, you'd choose sex.
The only difference between normies and robots is that normies have the luxury to choose sex over masturbation while robots have no choice but to masturbate because nobody will give them the time of day.
I'm a decent writer, at least better than 95% of the people on places like DeviantArt. I've written for people on Fiverr before. Should I try my hand at fetish writing, build up cred, and then offer commissions? I haven't ever written fetish smut before even privately.
>ooga booga mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfuggen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
You don't have a gun. what do you do?
>tfw finally go on a date
>tfw not in love
>tfw too much work to go on more dates
Fuck this, I'd rather be alone. I can't imagine having to share a living space with another person. Having to constantly do hygiene stuff every day sounds exhausting. I want to know that I can go for days without social interaction.
I'm in a committed relationship with a 2D anyway.
It don't matter. None of this matters.
Once you realize you are not in love with a relationship but only the idealized IDEA of having a relationship, you robots will truly be free.
How did you guys do in high school? Academically and socially.
This person used heroin for 10 years, but it hardly shows until they became homeless in 2017.
Why is this r9k
the fuck are you talking about faggot? who cares?
one thing is definitely "not /r9k/" and it's camwhore worshipper trash like you
fuck off to /soc/ fuck off to facebook fuck off to reddit. you are garbage
heroin doesnt really physically fuck you up that bad. other stuff like stims and booze will make you look like shit.
pretty much the only health issues from using h are possible infection, od, and constipation. it is possible to be a good looking junkie unless you are on the streets. that beats you up way more than the drug.
>tfw watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and thinking about suicide
Anyone else know this feel?
>tfw watching AI and you realize the reason you relate so well to the android is because you're autistic and therefore mechanical and soulless
Do you believe in god?
Yes/No, the why is not important at all.