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Where does the gay lisp come from? Is it something homos teach themselves to identify each other?
Australian posters are welcome since they eat the most dick.
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>>35638757
I don't know. It really is a mystery.
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>>35638757
I always wondered about this myself. Do they force themselves to sound like that?
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>>35638757
None of my gay friends have it. Is there data on what % of gays do it?
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Holy shit there was this girl I ran into at a restaurant, she was the hostess.
I'm in love.
Do I go back and ask her for her name?
She seemed somewhat interested.
I talked to her for a bit and she at least feigned interest, perhaps even more so. She was real with me.
I was a delivery driver picking up an order, btw, so she didn't have to treat me like a customer.
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GO BACK AND ASK HER FOR HER NAME AND WHEN HER NEXT BREAK IS OR FOR HER NUMBER JUST FUCKING DO IT NO REGRETS IF SHE SAYS NO THEN NO REGRETS NO REGRETS
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>>35638748
i don't really wanna go to the restaurant and eat by myself, and if she isn't there, I'll feel like a nigger.
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>>35638748
I feel like such a beta loser.
It was Friday when this happened, and it was st. patrick's day. I could have asked her what she was doing that night, but I didn't do it.
She probably banged 2 guys since Friday.
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Why would some men prefer to have sons? Why would some men prefer to have daughters? Do you have any preference? Why?Fembotscan chime in, too.
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>>35638710
I would prefer have sons because I absolutely hate all women, and hating your children would be kinda bad I guess
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>>35638725
You'd need a woman to create the little bugger.
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Men would prefer to have sons to further their legacy and ambition after death, to experience a fraternal bond with once the boy has grown into a man, and to seemingly extend his own lifetime into another generation.
Men would prefer to have daughters to avoid the pitfalls of ambition- loss of a child, antisocial and violent acts of the child, the needs of the child one day being free from him. The stewardship of a delicate child lives on when the girl grows into a woman, she will still need her father.
This is what boys do for fun today. Enter in to gay relationships and read hate comments. When i was their age we played war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPULsyPtu2A
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he started the video with 'hey goys'
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I'm not watching the video but those boys were definitely molested.
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>boomers: the post
Got any other wise words? Wanna tell me about how you sustained a two person household on minimum wage?
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>tfw fingered a grill 2 days ago and made her squirt
does every vag smell like sweat and taste salty?
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>>35638688
>tfw sweat fetish
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>>35638688
no, she probably had an infection
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If you're into that kind of shit then yeah
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>everytime you befriend a girl, you fall in love with them
>even when you know the relationship wouldn't work
Why am I such a beta?
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>>35638685
Because you've never had sex or a relationship.
>You're still emotionally the same as a kid. Falling in love and having "crushes". Grow the fuck up nigga.
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>>35638685
Not going to lie, it happened to me.
Once was enough though.
stop being a faggot op.
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>>35639027
No op but I've had sex and a relationship and I still do this. Anytime I get close to a girl I have to distance or else my feelings will take over.
How do you "grow up" consciously ?
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Thicc. This is the american body
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>>35638654
What in the hell is this? Why does his skin look like that? I don't understand. I've seen fatter that didn't look like that. What in the fucking hell. I feel sick. Goddamn what is wrong with people.
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>>35638654
Are those barnacles?
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pls bump odfbgig
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT /R9K/
A SHORT STORY I WROTE JUST WON 1ST PLACE AND A 1,000 POUND PRIZE IN A COMPETITION
OH MY GOD
I AM A FUCKING LOSER AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAS HAPPENED. I AM LITERALLY IN THE WORST POSITION OF MY LIFE AT THE MOMENT AND THIS HAPPENED OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
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>>35638624
Is it a porn story?
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>>35638641
No, I literally wrote it in a day. I submitted two stories, one took a week to write and this took a day and this one won. I'm kind of embarrassed since I think it's a little cute and amateurish but still my god.
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>>35638624
Congrats anon! Happy for ya!
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>tfw even ugly girls think I'm too ugly to have sex with
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post a pic and ill be honest
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Anime sucks, stop posting shit threads and consider suicide instead.
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>>35638518
ok
>>35638545
that wasnt very nice
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HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A GF?
I HAVE TRIED LITERALLY EVERYTHING, THIS SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE
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Are you fit? Do you have friends? Do you have a career you're pursuing?
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>>35638580
>Are you fit?
Not really, but I'm not morbidly obese either
>Do you have friends?
Making friends is just as hard as getting a gf
>Do you have a career you're pursuing?
Yeah, I'm a programmer and I'm fairly rich
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I might have found a gf, she's short and overweight, but she wants to be a dedicated housewife.
I emailed her from craigslist and started texting her, since Friday, and I called her yesterday for a phone conversation. She's got a real cute voice. I think it'll be a real simple thing, making this girl happy and fathering her children.
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You ever buy stupid shit?
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I don't know why but I've started bying shit in flea markets just because I thought they looked nice. Never used to buy anything but the apartment is slowly filling up with things I couldn't resist. First I thought about starting a rubber duck collection but now i'm more into glass sculptures of animals. And old magasines like mad and italian cartoons. Do you ever just buy things you don't need?
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Oh, and I bought a couple of bags of old beer bottles vecause I thought they would make the perfect start of a large collection but then I started buying rare coins instead.
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>>35638470
i rent defecating persons and buy their feces. when i hear someone grunting in a public restroom stall i yell WAIT and tell them to hold it in and i'll make it worth their while. i pay them 100 dollars an hour plus 50 dollars an ounce of feces for them to poop onto some newspaper on the floor of my apartment. one guy stayed for 6 months and i had to pay him over $100,000. it's stupid, i don't even like feces. i get rid of it right away. i get some dudes to haul itdirectly up your mother's cunt you fat animeposting faggot
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>>35638569
God dam anon that was a good one
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Who else fucking hates their family?
>Tired of playing shitty MOBA games
>Play some Stardew Valley
>Finish one day
>Time to start replanting my sprinklers for Spring
>Mom runs into room and starts crying about how nobody helps her
>I literally did all the chores in the house for her an hour ago
>1 hour later
>Decide to play Breath of the wild to get back into the comfy feeling
>Sit down, start the game (Had it for a while but my younger brother was playing and my mom wouldn't let me start the game until he beat it, I'm 22 btw and hes 14.)
>Walk around for a bit
>Feel the accomplishment of killing my for goblin camp
>Enjoying the serile, calm music
>Brother runs from downstairs and starts screaming at my stepdad
>My mom and brother start screaming at my stepdad
>Start threatening to stab him and brother grabs a butter knife
>Push back chair and lock myself in my bedroom
This household fucking sucks. I'm the most normal person here. My entire moms side of the family is addicted to drugs, my stepdad is a german who loves to talk about killing blacks and jews and golf and 60's rock and how kids my age are worthless shit, and my brother is a spoiled brat who just plays shitty mobile games and argues with me on everything.
I honestly have no reason to live in this life, I'm so intelligent and I have a near 100 in every class in school that its boring, my intelligence makes me feel out of place and everytime I try to tell a joke I just come off awkward with a shitty meme and nobody thinks im funny. I have maybe 3-4 friends that I haven't hung out with in months and I've just been locked in my room playing games. I try to socialize with my family and they all just cry and whine at me. Honestly, fuck this white bullshit. We're the most bullshit, stuck up white middle class family ever and its fucking disgusting that we think its okay to act this way. I honestly wish I could just be a normal fucking person but I have to have a family of drug addicted fucktards. Fuck this.
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All my fucking college friends are just random guys who talk to me about video games and I honestly feel fucking worthless. I just kind of don't want to live anymore. I'm not asking for anybody to say anything on my current standpoint, but I just wanted somewhere to release my emotions. Fuck this gay earth. I'm probably gonna kill myself soon.
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>>35638452
>stepdad
Be sure to call him a cuck
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>>35638452
>fuck this white bullshit
>lol progress ;p
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>TFW no breakcore gf to break shit with
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>>35638443
I'll break your balls, cuck
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>>35638463
>not knowing what breakcore is
Stay special
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>>35638474
>being autistic
Stay special
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PIease make the bad thoughts stop
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What kinds of things are you thinking about, Anon?
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>>35638402
You will never escape this hell anon.
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>>35638423
I am not real. Reality is fabricated. I am dissociating constantly.
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What does love mean to you?
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Rape + Consent
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>>35638374
Genuinely feeling affection for your partner and wanting to live your life with them.
Wanting to protect them from the world, make sure they're the happiest they can be. Just having someone that actually cares about you..
Too bad it doesn't exist in today's hedonistic society.
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>>35638374
an emotional attachment
feeling it for a female is immature behavior, because females don't love like men do. They are always evaluating and testing you to see how good you are. 70% of divorces are initiated by women