Seriously, get off my board you fat retards/sexually confused underage faggots
This was never your board and it never will be.
>>36955814
>isn't fat
>isn't sexually confused
>isn't underage
Don't tell me what to do you fucking cunt. By the way, I'm fucking Stacy.
>>36955836
I'm fucking multiple staceys in a week, faggot.
Go be a weak cunt elsewhere
S-sorry anon
I promise I won't upset you anymore chad
You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
And Myra told you this?
>>36955919
Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff, Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
>>36956111
Have you and myra even kissed yet?
How do you stop procrastinating? I'll sit down, determined to study my ass off, finish math homework, and review for tomorrow's lecture, but I end up dicking around on vidya until it's like 11, then I halfassedly glance over my notes, then go to sleep an hour later. Is there some trick to teach yourself to do your work immediately instead of procrastinating?
>>36955793
Vidya is basically a poison for the mind
Been vidya sober for some time its good
>>36955829
Well I started by uninstalling 95% of my games, and unpinning the Steam icon, so I'm not tempted to open it and play I guess.
>>36955793
you're just lazy and never had a strong habit of hard work
I don't even know what's going on with me anymore. Can any other robots give me any advice? I'll tell my story below:
>be me
>living in a middle class suburb outside of Burlington, Vermont.
>originally a liberal
>start to progressively become more and more conservative over the last 7-8 months.
>2 months ago start to think about how the government should shoot any illegal mexican families that refuse to leave the country in order to help maintain white people as the largest race in America.
>go on a trip with my family into Arizona 2 and a half weeks ago.
>stop at a little restaurant in a small town in Arizona.
>See a cute white boy behind me in line, about 8 years old.
>get my food and sit down
>see him go and sit down with his family
>I can tell by looking at his family and looking more closely at him that he's hispanic.
>leave my table to go walk to the bathroom (which is in the backyard of this restaurant)
>start crying uncontrollably on the way there, like I was trying to force it back but it was like my eyes were under pressure.
>compose myself and go back to my table, without saying a word and without anyone noticing.
I'm still a white nationalist, but I've been feeling pretty weird since the whole thing happened. Has anyone else had any similar experiences as me, and if so, what did you do about it?
So?.. ur a pedophile?
>>36955760
Just to clarify, this isn't a race-bait thread. This is a real story. I just wanted to get the advice of other robots, since I don't really have any friends that I can talk to about this in my life.
>>36955811
NO I'M NOT, NIGGER!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE
>have a girlfriend for almost 5 years
>I'm actually gay
Living the dream, Anon. Or in your case, nightmare.
>>36955732
Does she peg you at least?
>>36956110
Nope. She cucked me a couple times but only did it for me and doesn't want to do it again.
Who else /anti-war/ ?
>>36955694
>Who else /anti-war/ ?
fuck that
I'm pro war
Let's destroy Albania and see what happens
me
I am anti-war and pro sleep
if we were sleeping all the time we would never go to war with each other because we can't while we are not awake
so why don't we do it? I don't know
>>36955718
This. Fuck Albania
Who else here /trustveryfewpeople/?
We're all going to die alone.
>>36955609
I dont trust people because they're evil
>was attacked by someone and severely injured
>felt disconnected and lonely on way to hospital
>feels bad man
>now just spend hours every day listening to music or doing other things to trigger ASMR to cope with it, and every other problem i have
>>36955609
You're right and smart not to.
Can we form an ISIS like organization and start killing normies?
>>36955554
Enjoy your FBI report failed normie
>>36955593
i made threads like this hundreds of times.. i gues they understand that i am just a edgy neet neckbeard lol.
>>36955554
How would it be organized? What would our main method of attack be? How would we acquire weapons?
I have many questions, but I'm going to sleep so hopefully this thread survives for 7 hours
Why don't you just date an alt Stacey, robots?
It's the best of both worlds - all the confidence and charisma of a normal Stacey, but with the insanity and open mindedness (see: willingness to date you) of an alt girl.
And normal Chads hate them. You might face some competition from alt Chads, but it's still better odds than you would otherwise have.
Sure, normal Staceys might look at you with contempt when you and your alt Stacey gf walk down the street together, but their probably just jealous.
>>36955553
>And normal Chads hate them
False. Chad's love them because they're really slutty. "Alt" girls are extremely promiscuous because Daddy didn't love them enough.
>>36955553
>just date girls with severe personality disorders
excellent advice anon i can tell you're a real winner
>>36955553
that's not an alt Stacey that's a fucking alt Ke$ha
im gonna do it tonight
goodbye guys
>>36955487
see you tomorrow
you're here forever
>>36955487
Stop browsing /r9k/ dude. Try /bant/ instead, it's a very comfy board and a new beginning.
>>36955487
how are yuo gonna go out
>tfw rotting teeth
>too lazy to brush
what do?
>>36955429
For starters: Brush
>>36955482
too lazy to brush need more suggestions
>>36955503
enjoy your rotten teeth then
>went to job interview
>turns out it was at some recruitment agency
>didnt get asked any normal interview questions
>just shit like "do you have steel toe cap boots?" and "do you like taking stuff apart?"
>answered some questions related to the job like getting there, wage and hours
>emailed her a birth certificate and bank statement and that was it
>she said its possible I start monday
this shit was easy as hell to get, its a job wiping data from hard drives and iphones for larger companies, only thing is I have to bike 5 miles there and 5 back and I havent ridden a bike for a few years or done much exercise
im so fucking happy right now, finally might be able to move out after a while or have a trip to abroad finally
Congrats Anon, for putting yourself out there and helping support yourself. You've done more today than some have done in their whole lives.
That 5 miles will be rough at first, but I'm sure it'll get to be like nothing. Congrats senpai.
Good.
The same happened to me when I got this job as concierge.
If you live in New Zealand, join our discord.
/WD6CCsm
BUMP FOR COZY
>>36955407
Are leafniggers allowed to join? Canada is pretty much the New Zealand of the northern hemisphere.
>>36955676
Sure, but the topic is focused on NZ stuff
>be me
>18
>high school dropout (9th grade)
>no friends
>bored 24/7
does ANYONE want to be friends?
my discord; delilah#6606
>>36955402
hey baby wanna make some fuck
what exactly are u sippin on
>>36955402
maybe you can't make friends bc you're a big fat liar
>uncle found my 852 gigs of dwarf porn
>mom found the reverse trap folder
>>36955393
He should be proud of ya.
>>36955393
That's a big folder for such little porn