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How do I find a gf that hates children?
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>not wanting to birth more white babies into the world
Why do white guys complain bout white genocide and never want children? Mexicans are flooding America and will wipe you guys out in about 50 years. If the media keeps it up, black guys will continue impregnating your women too.
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>>30734511
I don't have any duty to "repopulate the earth".
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>>30734511
But I'm not white though???
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>>30734511
>If you aren't willing to make a billion babies you can't be against others doing it.
This is how stupid this argument is.
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My birthday is tomorrow, it's making me sad. I got nothing to do and noone to be with.
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>>30734379
you got us bro.btw how old will you be tomorrow?
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>>30734392
21. I'm starting to feel old.
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Happy Birthday, OP. I didn't have anyone to be with on my birthday either. I hope yours goes well.
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That's about par for the course when you're on /r9k/. Or did you expect that people here are party people with dozen of friends?
jenn and thats all
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First time getting on here but most people I talk to assume I'm here all day
jenn and thats all
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yeah just seeing whats the hype i guess. a bee just flew out of my backpack btw
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>>30734336
I snorted the bitch ass cooch and was feeling wheezy so I went back home and didn't want to the sex again. It was very bad when you know about what happens when you are using the
olfactory senses to obtain the feeling of the cooch, as it is when the fish factories are like that, I believe. Not always. Most times you feel it like as similar to the Gorillaz
song, my dude
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im no bitch ass but bitch send me ur ass
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>>30734336
I like this art it is cool and nice
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thanks! i was just making strokes and going from there. no drugs were used
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Have you ever been injured on the job, Robots?
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Considering I've never had a job no
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>>30734283
>implying I'm dumb enough to work at a dangerous place
That's for high-school dropouts.
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>>30734283
Twice.
>Going through school to become EMT
>Course requires I do at least 24 hours working under an ambulance crew
>Bust my ass because I wore boots too big for me climbing into ambulance
>Finish school, am now EMT
>Bust my ass climbing out of ambulance again because of boots
I blame my dad for it. He pushed me into getting black boots that were stiff as fuck instead of getting articulate brown boots. REEEEEEEEEE
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>>30734283
cut my ring finger just today as I was unloading a pole saw.
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>a 6 (six) star poster joins the thread
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>>30734251
you were saying?
>you were muted for 2 seconds because your comment were not original
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>>30734291
hello plebians
Oregano
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sup faggots? you should spend less time shitposting and more time contributing if you want to get stars like these
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>>30734428
>>30734333
>>30734291
fuckin bastards i hate you so much
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Someone offers you:
>A new, clean toothbrush
or
>A used, dirty toothbrush
Why would you ever want a non-virgin gf?
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I see what you're saying. Maybe I can acquire a slightly used tooth brush.
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>>30734215
ive seen this post before, but it still remains true.
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>>30734215
New fresh toothbrushes are sometimes too rough
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>>30734215
at this point i dont care
i fuck her once or twice or more but will never love her
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>tfw gf has ugly titties
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>tfw my ex-gf had small but cute tits
God, I still get hard remembering her moans when I stimulated/sucked her titties
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>>30734184
my gf's are bad and she knows it so she doesnt even get them out for me to suck on
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>ex gf has small titties
>current gf has fake titties
I just can't win.
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>>30734125
Oh no, poor, poor you. Your girlfriend has "ugly" boobs. I'm so sorry to hear that you poor soul.
Get out.
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Hey anon, I haven't seen you since HS, how you been? You going to the 10th year reunion? How's your career going? You find a girl yet? Just kidding bro
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>>30734080
>Just kidding bro
Why did he ask the question if he already knew the answer
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>>30734080
LOL those are definitely the eyes of a man who regrets not pulling out
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>>30734136
>implying he actually fucked
he has brown eyes
she has brown eyes
baby has blue eyes
guy got cucked by an ubermensch.
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>>30734136
>>30734080
At least I didn't get cucked. That's obviously not his son
>dating profile
>no replies
>change dp to chad
>one girl I messaged who ignored me messaged me back almost instantly saying "omg so sorry I didn't reply how are you doing?"
when did you realise you were ugly?
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>>30734054
when I was born. couldn't stop crying for years until I finally gave in and accepted my fate
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Post your original and "Chad" picture.
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>>30734092
No..... i will not dothis
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>>30734161
Okay, so you made it all up.
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How do you feel about the 2000s, looking back? How would you compare that decade to now?
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2001-2003 were the most emotional years of my life.
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last years of the golden age, things are just terrible now, and only going to get worse.
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>those brief few years in the mid 2000s where golden dollar coins were suddenly everywhere and being pushed on you
They just kinda faded away. I occasionally get one back at the store, but that's it.
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It was actually a really nice decade if you weren't an Amerifat or a South East Asian.
When did you realize that we, robots, are a step in evolution towards a peaceful society ?
Every robot who hasn't an hero'd or supreme gentleman'd is an evolved human learning to live within confining social and financial boundaries.
Thing is, we won't reproduce most likely, and Chad and Stacey's children have a high chance of being robots unless they are given a lot of care and attention.
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>>30733914
Donate a testicle or sperm. This way you can reproduce as an utter sperg
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>>30733960
I don't need to reproduce for myself, but my genome may be useful to society. Their loss keke kek
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>>30734001
id love for my shit genes to be spread. i might even do it if i ever get to live on my own
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>>30733914
The kingdom is at hand.
The first shall be last and the last shall be first.
Guys, my best friend judt killed himself.
I just have no clue what to do. He was my best friend and now hes gone. He was high on dxm and he just shot himself with his dad's shotgun. Fuck guys I just dont know what to do.
Hold me anon
>INB4 REEEE ONLY NORMIES HAVE FRIENDS
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We don't have any major wars this generation but we definitely have the highest rate of suicide within the younger adult population.
Basically it's the robot generation.
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>>30733866
WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION
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>>30733917
There is no place for men like us to be, except at work and at home.
Except anime cons, anime cons are the shit.
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>>30733834
Damn anon that's tough
Sending internet condolences
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>quarter drunk already and it's just past noon
>job interview and class afterward within the hour
Select all images w/ a store front
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>>30733821
What are you drinking fag
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>>30733847
1/2 Bacardi rum 1/2 black coffee nigger
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>>30733869
>>30733869
Ah shit thats fucking great. I wish I still .
Drinking in the morning is great
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Might get myself a bottle of Port when i've finished writing my essay
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>tfw no Latina girlfriend with smelly feet
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>tfw Latina girlfriend but her feet aren't smelly
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>>30733816
Make her wear flats
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just imagine those soft meaty toes wrapped around your dick head
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>>30733787
>smelly feet
Stop this meem. Feet only get smelly when they get sweaty in shoes. If they're exposed they do not smell.
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Daily reminder that frogposters need to go back to r*ddit.
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I see wojak there too, by the way. We'll need new characters.
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>>30733765
pepe the frog belongs to 4chan culture.
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>>30733817
Brett is the best new meme.
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>>30733817
That can be arranged
teeheeheehee
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Why do women call men "daddy" during sex? It's fucking weird.
Imagine how freaked out she would be if you started calling out "mommy" during sex.
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its hot as fuck bruh
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>when she kissed your neck and whispers "Fuck me harder, you dog." into your ear
ON THE WAY, CAPTAIN! ARTILLERY ON TARGET!
-SPLOOSH-
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>>30733741
I don't fucking get it either. I'd also rather not analysing it because it smells like disgusting Freudian stench.
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>>30733793
if you're a faggot maybe, faggot.
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Were there any robots during pre historic times
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>>30733728
No from what i read everyone was a genius and smarter than modern humans and everyone played a pivotal role in society everyone had a specialized skill that they were masters of and social anxiety didnt exist yet
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>tfw chud-lug throw stick in big mammit
>tfw stay-see bear chud-lugg child not me child
>tfw berrypicker for life
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>>30733728
Social isolation was less of a problem I would assume. And wives were sometimes stolen.
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>>30733728
Yes. The weak men and ugly women of any tribe would be bullied just as modern day robots are now.
/nofap/ general or whatever. share your nofap stories, tips or just shitpost.
Backstory:
I've never been a compulsive masturbator, but I'd "force fap" at least once per week (always thursday nights) when my libido was lower than usual (I have depression). In a good week I'd masturbate 7 times at most, and that was my weekly hard limit (yes I kept track of how many times I fapped). Some of the faps were results of watching porn but not all.
I started nofap august and I've gone through a lot of shit in the last 16 days.
The first week was good, but I felt very stupid and would fall in love and think of marrying & having children with every single female human that crossed my view. It was fucking annoying. I'd also have love-dovey thoughts so embarassing I'd blush and call myself "baka" while covering my face.
In the second week my balls hurt multiple times and I honestly think my dick is shrinking.
I have felt 10-20 minute long cravings of "sexual anything" that are so fucking bad that I feel psychologic pain all over my body and sometimes I even want to die.
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>>30733668
(cont)
Being on 4chan is also hard as fuck. I have to avoid all threads with naked people or qt girl OP pictures, so r9k in particular is the hardest board for me to visit atm (good thing I can hide the threads). Unfortunately I don't have any time killer as good as 4chan (no reddit doesn't do).
When the fuck does this nofap shit start feeling good?
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>>30733668
Sounds painful. Why didn't you stop?
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Not trying to be rude but what's the point of nofap if you're a virgin? Not like you have anything better to do than to jerk off and you dont have any tight pussy to cum in... Seems like a way to make your sad life much sadder
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Dude just stop. It's widely accepted as fact that you think clearly and make more rational decisions after fapping, why throw that away? It serves literally no purpose
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What's the ultimate robot major?
>inb4 computer science
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If not CS then maybe Japanese
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>>30733593
philosophy, it's for fucking autists
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>>30733593
Math, maybe physics
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>>30733625
>degree in Japanese
Waht m8
itt we talk about anything related to spyro
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>>30733590
My childhood then?
ANYTHING can be argued to be related to Spyro OP, same way feminists can argue that all video-games are misogynistic and get away with it.
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inb4 the next spyro game ember shows up and gets depressed seeing spyro and cynder make out then finds the antagonist and falls in love with him and the shitstorm intensifies
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>>30733896
FUCK OFF ANON EMBER IS MY WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEE
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>When you have to lie and say you're in a relationship just to get the desperate betas off of you
There's nothing that I hate more than orbiters. You're all so pathetic. It makes me sick knowing that I browse the same website as you and even more for knowing that you're not even deterred by these words. You're trash. You're scum. You're literal garbage, not even worth being under my feet. Grow a backbone of please kindly fuck off.
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>tells robots to get a backbone
>lies about being in a relationship to get them to fuck off
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>>30733577
>femdom girl
>thinks she's better than betas
don't worry girl, your insecurity is just a phase
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What show is that pic from?
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ok kid, here's your response
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>tfw drinking isn't interesting or fun anymore
It was the last thing I had. Now theres nothing.
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give it up for a while (at least 3-7 days). then go exercise and come back home and drink slowly.
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>>30733581
have gone on dry periods that lasted months.
Its just does nothing for me anymore.
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>>30733638
well try something healthy
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smoke weed
it isn't interesting or fun anymore either, but it's better for you and doesn't make you an asshole like the liquor
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>therapist smirks when you tell her you have no friends
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>her
That was your first mistake, anon. Dump that bitch.
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>>therapist
and why would you do this to yourself?
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>therapist
>her
>implying women are capable of understanding
Better switch quick
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>therapist
>her
>telling her you have no friends
You deserve it.
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Women are whores, But men let them 2016-08-16 16:24:52 Post No.30733478
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Women are whores, But men let them
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Before I state, I'm not a robot, have a job have/had a GF(s).
I hate women as much as anyone else does on here.
But I am the only the one that hates beta male cuckolds and white knights even more?
Like women will be conniving, whorey and have the mentality of children but they can't help that, it's in their nature.
On the other hand I hate the men who fucking enable women to get away will the above shit and not stand their ground even more. Worse is how guys will throw bros under the bus even for something that DOESN'T EVEN GET THEM PUSSY with a whore!
It's pathetic to see beta lords on Minecraft or IRL trying to talk to my GF or my ex trying to "Protect" her and do all this white knight shit. I don't fucking get it shes not going to fuck you even if you did live close by and its so cringey to see these pathetic men get manipulated into buying gifts and "Serving" their queen for nothing in return even as friends.
Bros before hoes is dead, its all about who can score the most even if it means running over people for pussy.
None of the SJW shit would be possible if it were not for pussy whipped men giving into these women and desperately trying to show they are "doing the right thing". It doesn't even matter if it's a robot, a normie or chad. I personally think this Chad vs Robots is a roastie ploy to divide men and brotherly bonds on something as unimportant as getting your dick wet.
We need to stop fighting amongst ourselves and realize its men that are allowing women to get away with this.
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I agree, I takes a lot of discipline to not let your dick control you. I mean we make fun of women for being whores and its true but at the same time gotta stick to your standards.
I still want to know what level of desperation it takes to get to start whiteknighting women on the internet on stupid games is?
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Pussy is a powerful weapon. Women are lucky to have it.
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>>30733784
To virgins it is. But once you get over that. It really isn't.
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>>30733478
Ill be honest .... In a situation where i would actually talk to a girl , i'd tell her you were cheating if you were , not becouse im a white knight or becouse i want to fuck her , but becouse i fucking hate chads and the thought of thats brings a little joy to my dim world
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>mfw just found out I have hepatitis B
>mfw kissless handhold less virgin
>mfw I realized that there is no hope of me ever getting laid anymore
>absolutely no hope of getting married.
>got the hepatitis from a big chain hospital but can't sue cause live in a third world country and the hospital people have gangsters who will break my legs if it try.
Should have just hired a hooker. I'm only 22 man. Hold me /r9k/
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>>30733396
Sorry if true m8. Where do you live?
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>>30733646
Thanks bro. I live in India. I wish I was at least in USA so I could get millions of dollars in lawsuit and live a neet life. Now I have to work with a crippling illness because there's no disability benefits/neet bux in this shithole of a country.
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>>30733771
Dunno India more than from what I've seen in documentaries and news, somewhat thankful I wasn't born there. I guess you could always advertize for a woman who carries the same disease? Wouldn't matter if you porked eachother.
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>>30733771
Isnt marriage just preplanned in india? I mean there is no 7yo loli which supposed to marry u? Also cant u just grab any women in street and rape her?