Guys how do i feel??? Mom's away for a few days and i'm scared to try feeling on my own
pls respond
cuddly toys trust me lad it helps i keep 12 on my bed with me and talk to them at night when im sad
>be me
>17
>go to city with group of friends, one of which is my onetis
>we talk a lot, but its mostly just banter nothing flirty
>friends sneak into nightclub to get blasted
>we dont get in
>through a long chain of events we end up on the roof of a building that night talking
>sitting on a couch up there, looking out over the city as the sun sets, literally like its a dream
>as we talk i slip in some compliments and she blushes
>realize this is my one chance
>i confess to her that i like her, and have for a long time
>she wraps her arms around me and gives me my first kiss
>continue to cuddle and talk and watch the sun go down behind the city skyline
>happiest I've ever felt
Then i woke up
>be me
>19 yo
>get a hot gf
>suck her titties
It didn't last long but I don't think anything has ever felt better.
>>37630914
HappyMemory.txt
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It's going to take me quite a while to finish this cup, so why are you still trying to talk to me?
>>37630843
I just wanted to be your friend.
Hey wite boi, I'm all tied up and you still acting like a beta bitch
>>37630835
>fuck feet
>leave to go grab burger
>>37630888
/thread
original nigger
>>37630835
>steal her wallet
>leave
If you were cucked by your own girlfriend or wife and had to raise the kid, what would you name it?
Why can't i just break up?
>>37630832
This is supposing you could not.
>>37630849
If he was white I'd name him Tyrone, if he was black I'd name it jemarkus
>Be me
>work a wage cuck job flipping burgers
>pretty good at not showing my autistic nature
>all the managers either are cool with me or simply nothing
>after working for couple of months finally meet the general manager
>some old guy
>for some reason they seem to dislike me
>when they talk to me either roll their eyes, glare, or shout meanwhile laughs and shit with other employees
>always assign me the shit jobs
I don't even know what I'm doing wrong. Why are all the other managers ok with me but they seem to hate me?
By they I mean the two general managers.
Dank autistic cuckoldry my dudes
I just experienced symptoms of a hemorrhagic stroke. I was masterbating and felt unpleasant sensation in neck. Quality of life dropped fast and was so convinced.
Starting to normal a bit.
Is there a way to be certain?
Thanks in advance for Any advice
First, immediately put two aspirin under your tongue to thin the blood. Then order some supplements for reducing blood pressure and thinning blood. Ideally you'd want to go to the doctor, but of course considering most of us are impoverished NEETs like myself I fully understand not being able to afford an overpriced doctor's visit.
post your best autistic school experiences can be from college as well i'll start.
the semester is coming to a close at my college i go into my math class for my midterm when i pickup my test booklet i notice a question is colored in. My teacher says go with your gut
my autist self stands there and stares at that test booklet for good minute before i realize she gave me a free answer on the midterm.
Pic related
Promise Me? That you won't steal all the Asian Girls from me? I'm Asian and I need to get married too okay? Especially you Beta Whites. I don't even understand why you leave your big breasted beauties. GEEZ.
> I don't even understand why you leave your big breasted beauties. GEEZ.
WE DONT HAVE A CHOICE
THEY KEEP GOING TO THE BBC
SO WE HAVE TO GO TO ASIANS
>>37630572
LOL you look like a toad
Have rape, sexual assault, and sexual harassment allegations made a lot more men less likely to talk dirty to a girl, thus creating more betas and/ or cucks?
>Pic unrelated.
>>37630550
yes I dont want to be fucked by these police
We haven't had an anime thread in a while, let's discuss some anime we're watching now and some good ones you have soon.I am bored and want something good to watch
>and some good ones you have soon.
>Soon
I meant seen sorry,..
there's no such thing as good anime
/thread
I've been on and off watching Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei and it's pretty good.
In death a member of Robot9001 has aname.His name is Elliott Rodgers.
>be virgin of advanced age
>adopt philosophically pessimistic position complete with antinatalism
>virginity becomes a virtue because of my newfound slave morality
>why hello there, don't be so sad
>come with me and embrace the Simulation
>its warm arms will cuddle you
>you'll lactate with the satellite-array of mediatic breastfeeding
>you'll learn the indifference of a virtual and real fuck
>you'll enter the nirvana of the actual as a bodiless possibility of desire
>what are you waiting for
>>37630517
>>37630447
>not preserving your semen for war
>Want to lose weight
>download MyFitnessPal
>log my daily diet
>try to add exercise
>"masturbation"
>No Entries Found
Why are they acting like I'm not working here?