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R011ING B01S
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>be me
>5'10 scrawny looking kid, dont even look 18
>walk my dog peacefully at night one day
>eventually pass by two girls sitting on a bench
>one of them shouts "EWWW" and starts giggling

why me out of every single living cell on this damned earth
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They weren't yelling ew at you, but in reaction to one girl describing you sexually to the other in a joking manner.
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>>37702185
>5'10 scrawny looking kid

maybe they thought you were skellington
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>>37702185
omg they don't know what to say so they teasin you cause you a boy with a dog and at the very least wanted to give pets
they just stoopid or young like u

being a robot is not about being stupid you are just stupid i would kill to have sweet puppy to care about me and to make strong

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You somehow manage to find a partner in there, you get to talk and have fun, cuddle and what not. But then, when it is at its best, the dream ends.
Why must you taunt me so? I can't even stop being reminded in dreams!
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>tfw i wanna fuck my girlfriend's friend's 14 year old sister
she is a 4.0gpa student and has bigger tits than my girlfriend
i think her intelligence turns me on the most, she is one of the smartest people i know
gf is sharp, but no genius, she mainly lacks aspiration
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>boils down women to tits and gpa
>frostposter
Sasuga r9k
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>>37702074

How could you fuck her in the first place?
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>>37702074
#normieproblems
Always looking to upgrade to the newer model, whether phones or dames.

I keep feeling like im going to all of a sudden wake up from this life or something

im probably not going to though
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>>37702039
You can do it man
The other side exists
It's just obscured under layers of bullshit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVBI2mVUiY

do you think you'll ever achieve your dreams?
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Why is there no britfeel? This is the only reason I come to 4chan.

>inb4 wrong pic
I'm not the regular OP
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>nothing is stimulating
>listlessly refresh 4chan
>descend deeper into despair
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>try to watch TV
>can't stop thinking about all the shitposts you're missing on 4chan
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>panic attack
>cant calm down all day
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>>37702016
>panic attack
Underage b8
M0ds m0ds m0ds

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Are creeps, stalkers, and rapists alpha/sigma? Most betas would be to pussy to actually do shit to women.
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I suggest reading this book if you've memed yourself into nihilism where you think doing degenerate acts to other people won't do makes you an alpha.

To answer your question, an alpha doesn't need to stalk a woman, an alpha just gets the girl.

An alpha doesn't follow societies rules, an alpha follows their own set of rules, but that isn't the same as justifying going out and raping somebody. Rape is one of those things that is so self-evidently wrong that it should be one of the first things you reject doing, it's not like this abstract shit like "Violating intellectual property rights"
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Nah they're products of desperation, deprivation and being rejected/denied. Alphas aren't desperate even when deprived, and are very rarely rejected or denied.
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>>37701822
Does this alpha look like a rapist to you?

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I finally became a normie.

After 8 years shit posting here it finally happened. To tell the truth I'm angry I didn't become a normie earlier, it was actually easier than i thought. I went to the doctor and told him everything, he gave me medication. Next i decided to buy some dumbbells to get ready for the gym so i don't look like a total dyel. I stopped smoking weed everyday and quit cigarettes. I started eating ealthy and going for walks. The hardest part was quitting weed. Working out was easier than i thought and really made me feel better. 2 days ago a girl asked me for my number. I never thought it was possible. It was the best day of my life.

This is the first time coming here in 5 months since i went to the doctor. I wasn't going to come back here but i wanted to give advice to those who want it. My advice is: Leave this website and never come back. Browse /v/ if you can't go cold turkey. See a doctor and join the gym or at least get some dumbbells.

I guess this is it robots, This will be my last post i ever make. I guess it's time to delete the meme folder, i won't be needing that anymore.
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I hope I join you anon. I've always felt miserable here but I can't leave. r9k is all I know

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Can someone give me a reason to give a shit about any of this outside of indulging in hedonistic pleasure?
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Let's discuss our A-Levels.

How was M1? I found it quite easy, though I only remembered how to answer the vector questions towards the end, so I ran out of time. That's what I get for not revising.
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It's been a while since I've met someone else on here who's taken it.Meh I feel people make too big a deal out of it.

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WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?
(18 y/o f from Canada)
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>>37701718
that she's not 18 and you need to drop her
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>>37701744
Got her skype....
*sex with the young initiated*

See you, robots.
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She means she uses reddit

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Depression doesn't exist, you're just lazy.
Grow up and get a life.
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>>37701696
Swallow 3 straight razors and drink a pint of bleach.
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>>37701696
0/10 too obvious and not original
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>>37701696
Naw

Origamipastramisalami

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>tfw you know you're gonna end up with a fat wife or gf one day
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>>37701655
probably not Anon. Even fat roasties can get reasonable looking Chads if they have a pretty face.

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